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Posted 24 January 2014 - 05:41 AM

Haha, looks like somebody could use a teaspoon of cement.

Don't be jealous cause he's mine bro. Go find an insecure preteen to molest or something. Don't bring your sexual frustrations here.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 05:42 AM

Haha, looks like somebody could use a teaspoon of cement.

Don't be jealous cause he's mine bro. Go find an insecure preteen to molest or something. Don't bring your sexual frustrations here.

Excuse me? I was merely telling him to harden up, somebody has issues, lol...

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#33

Posted 24 January 2014 - 05:42 AM

Physical injuries from playing a game? o.O

 

I've strained my fingers from moving the analog sticks, 'cause it's too exhausting.

Not really. I have experienced no injuries.


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Posted 24 January 2014 - 05:44 AM

Haha, looks like somebody could use a teaspoon of cement.

Don't be jealous cause he's mine bro. Go find an insecure preteen to molest or something. Don't bring your sexual frustrations here.
Excuse me? I was merely telling him to harden up, somebody has issues, lol...

I don't want him hard. I want him nice and soft. Don't cock block bro.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 05:46 AM

I'll let you smell where my fingers been

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 05:47 AM

Haha, looks like somebody could use a teaspoon of cement.

Don't be jealous cause he's mine bro. Go find an insecure preteen to molest or something. Don't bring your sexual frustrations here.
Excuse me? I was merely telling him to harden up, somebody has issues, lol...

I don't want him hard. I want him nice and soft. Don't cock block bro.

Haha, of course. Sorry I'm a little slow today
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 05:50 AM

 

 

 

 

Haha, looks like somebody could use a teaspoon of cement.

Don't be jealous cause he's mine bro. Go find an insecure preteen to molest or something. Don't bring your sexual frustrations here.
Excuse me? I was merely telling him to harden up, somebody has issues, lol...

I don't want him hard. I want him nice and soft. Don't cock block bro.

Haha, of course. Sorry I'm a little slow today

 

Oooookay, I'll just back out from here. You two seem to need a little privacy.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 05:51 AM

both you boys want do stuff with me..? Luck be a lady tonight!

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 05:51 AM


 

 

 

 

Haha, looks like somebody could use a teaspoon of cement.

Don't be jealous cause he's mine bro. Go find an insecure preteen to molest or something. Don't bring your sexual frustrations here.
Excuse me? I was merely telling him to harden up, somebody has issues, lol...
I don't want him hard. I want him nice and soft. Don't cock block bro.
Haha, of course. Sorry I'm a little slow today
 
Oooookay, I'll just back out from here. You two seem to need a little privacy.

Hell yeah get the f*ck out!
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 05:51 AM

The first time I was given the notice saying I had to pay my mechanic $50, I threw my dog off my balcony.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 05:55 AM

The first time I was given the notice saying I had to pay my mechanic $50, I threw my dog off my balcony.


Did he died??

I'll let you smell where my fingers been


Sure but only if you smell where my D's been.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 05:56 AM

jack reacher is such a badass

maybe i should be sucking his dick instead of yours scorpia4.
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 05:59 AM

jack reacher is such a badass

maybe i should be sucking his dick instead of yours scorpia4.


I will beat you to a pulp. Then I'll tear off your arm and beat Jack Reacher to a pulp. Then I'll finish myself off with your dismembered hand.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 06:01 AM

 

Yesterday, I strained by right leg while playing an intense round of TDM where I stood up to get more leverage.

 

 

You needed to increase your leverage on what, exactly? The thumb-sticks? The shoulder buttons? You need to work out more.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 06:01 AM

you kissing me with that foul mouth of yours sends shivers down my vagina.
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 06:03 AM

you kissing me with that foul mouth of yours sends shivers down my vagina.


I'll kiss a whole load of other places too.
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 06:05 AM

using shake weight did nothing for my cock.

You been having sex with a man, scorpia4. Enjoy my diseases.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 06:06 AM

using shake weight did nothing for my cock.

You been having sex with a man, scorpia4. Enjoy my diseases.


I was under the impression that you were a man from the start bro. And I sure love diseases. Sharing is caring right?

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 06:11 AM

can we still be friends and lovers? I don't mind that you wasn't wearing a rubber and made me a fatass slut.
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we'll break your dick.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 06:13 AM

can we still be friends and lovers? I don't mind that you wasn't wearing a rubber and made me a fatass slut.
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we'll break your dick.


Just who's dick are you going to "attempt" to break?

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 06:16 AM

Spank my stank up

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 06:18 AM

Ok bro I understand you want the dick. You have my sympathies. I'm going to sleep. Go pester jock strap reacher for the dick.

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#53

Posted 24 January 2014 - 06:20 AM

i don't even want a big one.

night boo boo.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 06:20 AM

Night sweetie

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 06:21 AM

i don't even want a big one.

night boo boo.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 06:25 AM

Sounds like you need to pound it out.....

 

Did you know sex/masturbation alleviates stress and makes you a far more healthy person?  :p 


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Posted 24 January 2014 - 06:29 AM

i would never abuse my penis with filthy hand pleasuring techniques. Gross.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 06:36 AM Edited by Kazandra, 24 January 2014 - 06:39 AM.

i would never abuse my penis with filthy hand pleasuring techniques. Gross.

 

Well ...you DEFINITELY need to pound it out then....lol

 

Masturbation rules.


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#59

Posted 24 January 2014 - 06:39 AM

You needed to increase your leverage on what, exactly? The thumb-sticks? The shoulder buttons? You need to work out more.

 

I'm picturing him doing something along the lines of:

 

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I'm surprised at the sex talk in this thread, deep and meaningful if you know what i mean.

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#60

Posted 24 January 2014 - 06:43 AM



I actually masturbate three to four times A day, I'm as normal as can be.
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