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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:13 PM Edited by stjimmy3, 23 January 2014 - 06:21 PM.

Tell me, do you wanna Pizza this?

 

When your in you're safe-house online there is nothing that can replenish your health; Whiskey? Only makes you tipsy.

Beer? Makes your screen unclear.

And Green Juice?. Why is that there whats R*'s excuse.

 

When I'm at half health and walk in my house I got nothing to relinquish it quick and fast. 

 

Sure you got those snacks, but really, they are such a bore, always having to fill them up, always having to open your inventory and select them, eating them one at a time. (Sure you could set it as your action but then it's un-convenient   to always set it back to the wanking motion.) AND WORST OF ALL: they only fill up like 4 percent of your health. 

 

Now riddle me this: What fills up your tummy, fun to eat and tastes yummy? 

 

 

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BINGO

 

What Rockstar needs to implement is a pizza delivery service. Now hear me out.Once you own an apartment you can call Well Stacked Pizza Co. or Pizza This from your contact menu and for, lets say Ten bucks you get a pizza delivered to your crib. 

 

You get a buzz on the door, he gives you the pizza and it spawns on your table or counter. Then there's about, oh I don't know lets say 6 slices in the box. You press the action button and you eat a slice. One slice replenishes your health full. If you have 4 friends in an apartment you can all get full health quick. 

 

But the best part is, once your done, you ain't outta fun!

The pizza stays there till you finish it or till you leave the game even lets say. Let's also say you only had one slice. Go out get shot, go back inside, you still will have five slices. Its kind of a quick way to full health in your safehouse. 

 

Lets do the Math, full health 6 times for $10! 

Think of all the money you'll save on snacks and soda. 

 

What do you say? AM I CRAZY? POSSIBLY! 

OR...

Am I on to something?

 

Leave your Pizza Ideas belowwwwwwww!

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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:14 PM

My pizza ideas:

 

1.) I really want a pizza right now. Thanks...

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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:14 PM

Maybe they should just add a fridge

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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:15 PM

Commit suicide and you bounce back full of health.

 

Pizza is evil anyways, or rather cheese is.

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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:15 PM

ima order some right now, thanks!

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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:15 PM

My pizza ideas:

 

1.) I really want a pizza right now. Thanks...

I actually just got the idea well eating one.


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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:17 PM

This is like the Realistic Steak topic all over again emoticon-0114-dull.gif


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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:19 PM

This is like the Realistic Steak topic all over again emoticon-0114-dull.gif

I'm hoping to win worst topic of the year. 

 

Nah I kid, (not really) but come on, at least I put more thought into it than the steak thread. :monocle:


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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:20 PM

 

This is like the Realistic Steak topic all over again emoticon-0114-dull.gif

I'm hoping to win worst topic of the year. 

 

Nah I kid, (not really) but come on, at least I put more thought into it than the steak thread. :monocle:

 

 

Worst topic of the year? Good luck...

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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:21 PM Edited by Sugar Free Nos, 23 January 2014 - 06:23 PM.

 

What even is this idea?

 

Why?

 

 

I will hand it to you though, you belong on an infomercial.

 

Such salesmanship.


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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:21 PM

I just want the up n atom restaurant to be open. Can you imagine your character eating that 10 slice bacon triple cheese melt. Foodgasm!

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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:22 PM

 

What even is this idea?

 

Why?

Ooooh! Good idea! bread stick skin DLC!

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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:23 PM

I just want the up n atom restaurant to be open. Can you imagine your character eating that 10 slice bacon triple cheese melt. Foodgasm!

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Oh...My...God... O_O

 

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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:26 PM

Hey how about pizza delivery missions, in free roam. Just watch out you don't get mugged for the cash


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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:28 PM

Hey how about pizza delivery missions, in free roam. Just watch out you don't get mugged for the cash

 

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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:29 PM

Hey how about pizza delivery missions, in free roam. Just watch out you don't get mugged for the cash

Interesting interesting... Yes, but will you get discounts on the pizza after doing a certain number of them, or like have res pawing pizzas in your apartment. 


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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:29 PM

I'd much rather realistic steak.

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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:29 PM

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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:33 PM

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The only thing getting on my mouth is those burgers...mmm shame those girls are in the way though

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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:35 PM

That's a good idea. It'd also be good if they opened all the restaurants to give quick food and health regen.

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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:37 PM

That's a good idea. It'd also be good if they opened all the restaurants to give quick food and health regen.

Thanks Bro! I appreciate the positively!


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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:41 PM

New Thanksgiving Weapon DLC announced:

 

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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:46 PM

New Thanksgiving Weapon DLC announced:

 

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I can see the Thanksgiving themed montages now.

 

I bet they'll be something like this:

 

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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:51 PM

Hey how about pizza delivery missions, in free roam. Just watch out you don't get mugged for the cash

 
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Aaah, the Vice City pizza boy missions, I remember those. Quite a nice reward for completing all of them, health up to 150%.
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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:52 PM

Alright everyone great ideas, but lets not de rail the thread please, thanksgiving is over people.


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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:53 PM

 

 

Hey how about pizza delivery missions, in free roam. Just watch out you don't get mugged for the cash

 
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Aaah, the Vice City pizza boy missions, I remember those. Quite a nice reward for completing all of them, health up to 150%.

 

 

Good old Vice City :)

 

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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:57 PM

Here's your pizza

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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:58 PM

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The only thing getting on my mouth is those burgers...mmm shame those girls are in the way though


The girls are in the way? Dafuq is wrong with this guy?
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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:58 PM

Here's your pizza

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It's still intact! And face up!


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Posted 23 January 2014 - 06:58 PM

There's a myth being chucked around within my crew. They say drinking green juice will help you to level your stats faster. I don't know how true this is because I didn't have access to the juice until my stats were all at 100.

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