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Yolo Swaggins
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#151

Posted 21 July 2014 - 10:10 PM Edited by Yolo Swaggins, 21 July 2014 - 10:11 PM.

I used to be "gangster" in 5th grade. Imagine a short, chubby kid with a bowl cut talking in Ebonics and calling every black kid in the school his "homie." Looking back, everyone was making fun of me, and one of my "friends" never returned my copy of 50 Cent: Bulletproof.

 

I could probably just put all of grades K through 8 in this thread.


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#152

Posted 21 July 2014 - 10:34 PM

Does engaging in Rubberband wars count?


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Posted 21 July 2014 - 10:34 PM Edited by Audiophile, 21 July 2014 - 10:40 PM.

I have stories, sure. I used to be one of the "popular" kids up until grade 3. Then people just started avoiding me and the only people who would be friends with me were the "non-popular" kids. I didn't really care popular or not, friends are friends. There's really nothing I did but have a falling out with a friend who happened to be among the "chosen" ones and then everyone distanced themselves from me. f*ck them though, I moved schools middle of grade 6. 

 

Anyway, story time. 

 

Grade 3: was with one of my friends and the guy had no boundaries whatsoever. He was telling a kid a grade lower to eat some muddy dirt that had gathered after it rained and it was near a sewer. The kid did it. My friend was egging the kid on and I was there and while I didn't tell him to do it, I never stopped him either. A few days after that, we get called into the principals office and apparently this kid got brain damage and was in the hospital. Needless to say, I still feel like sh*t all these years later. I didn't think the kid would actually listen to my friend and do it. 

 

Grade 6: School dance. A few friends and I were walking around after having slipped out of the gym where the dance was held. One of my friends was like "hurrrr it'd be so fun to dial 911 on the pay phone and then hang up hurrrrr". He actually did it and everyone was like "tee hee". Mfw the phone rang, we didn't pick up. Eventually sh*t got real and the cops showed up. A friend snitched and named every person who was there when it was dialled. Everyone else wanted to just say nothing and hope for the best but one friend came clean and after that happened....well no one wanted to get in trouble so everyone ended up snitching on me and was allowed to leave. I wasn't. I was sitting there, my dad came. Principal was like "explain why you did this", "why did you do this?". Dad was like "next time call the fire department, bigger fine there". Blah blah blah while I sat there. 

 

Good feels when we got home...I was suspended for a few days. I skipped the rest of the week after my suspension ended because I stopped giving a f*ck and everyone in that school could f*ck off. We were also moving in two weeks, thank god, so that's another reason. When I came back for my final day everyone was staring at me, making jokes, treating me like I was mentally challenged, talking to me like I was 5 years old. Nice snitch friends, lied to the principal and then told the entire school that same lie. 

 

Grade 6 after moving schools: managed to make a f*ck-tard of myself at the new school, too. We had to present some speech we wrote to the entire class. I picked the same topic as another kid and had the luck of presenting right after him. My voice was f*cked that week. As I was coming up to present my speech, I was actually talking to that guy and telling him "oh we have the same topic" blah blah blah. Meanwhile the entire class thought I was talking to myself and so did the other kid. Then it became a running joke that I talked to myself and I was mentally f*cked etc. 

 

f*ck off. I hated school, just a bunch of c*nts in a prison setting. I just came there, did what I had to do and left. Couldn't care less about school events, extracurricular activities. 3:15 p.m. hits and I'm gone. 

 

The best grade I had ever received in high school was a 97% because the teacher was no-nonsense. You came in, he told you what pages of the textbook to read, you answered the f*cking questions he gave you. You had tests, reports. That's it. No idiotic skits, no moronic artsy posters. None of that bullsh*t. Actual learning. 

 

I loathe what education has become today with all of these "tee hee boys and girls, make me a poster and then get in groups and perform a skit!" What is this? Art school? Drama class? Why am I doing a skit and a poster in a law class about the f*cking topic of abortion? 

 

So the answer is yes, I enjoyed school very much. :)

 

I have other stories but I won't ramble on. 


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#154

Posted 21 July 2014 - 11:25 PM



Does engaging in Rubberband wars count?


How's that embarrassing? By the way, I prefered shooting little spit soaked paper balls with a ballpen blowpipe.

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 12:00 AM

 

Does engaging in Rubberband wars count?


How's that embarrassing? By the way, I prefered shooting little spit soaked paper balls with a ballpen blowpipe.

 

That awkward moment you start attacking defenseless girls. I'm still ashamed to this day. :lol:


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Posted 22 July 2014 - 12:02 AM

Wore a beret. :blush:

 

 

 

 

 

It was the 80's  :rol:


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Posted 22 July 2014 - 12:15 AM

Wore a beret. :blush:

 

 

 

 

 

It was the 80's  :rol:

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 12:48 AM

I was in 7th grade and after we ate lunch we had to either go outside or go into the gym i mostly went into the gym and would play basketball.

 

Once day i was playing and friend passed me the ball and i missed it, so i went running after it and i grabbed it and ended up tripping over my own feet and i fell to the gym floor and i slid on my back a few feet and i heard people laughing, i figured they were laughing because i fell cause hey everybody laughed at everybody who fell.

 

Then i looked up and realized that I had slid right under a girl who was wearing a skirt and when i looked up i noticed she didn't have any underwear on.

 

it took me a few seconds to realized what i had just noticed, i got up as fast as i could and walked out of the gym i didn't speak to anybody ele that entire day.

 

I don't know who was more embarrassed though Her and I.

 

Every time she and i looked at each other we would both turn red that lasted for at least a month before we finally talked to each other.

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 12:49 AM

I chopped off both my legs as a dare. Janice never spoke to me again.

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 01:01 AM

Not really embrassing but it was akward.

I was at school at the age of 8. So we are sitting in the class and doing some stuff, and i farted but it was a silence fart so i thought, oh f*ck it nobody knows you farted, but i forgot that a fart also smells bad. So the girl who was sitting next to me asked me to stand up, and i did that. She started to smell my ass, i was like what the f*ck are u doing? She told the whole class that i farted, and i told the whole class that she just smelled my ass. So i wasnt embrassed at all but it was akward as f*ck, but yea we were young.

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 04:43 PM

God school sucked

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 07:00 AM

oh boy...  lets see, i pissed myself in 3rd grade, pissed myself in 7th grade (couldnt make it in time), farted loudly in 7th grade, jacked off in 8th grade, got numerous boners throughout high school...  i sure got my fair share of embarrassing things.


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#163

Posted 24 July 2014 - 08:14 AM

She started to smell my ass

And you were the one being awkward? :lol:

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 09:58 AM


 

Does engaging in Rubberband wars count?

How's that embarrassing? By the way, I prefered shooting little spit soaked paper balls with a ballpen blowpipe.
 
That awkward moment you start attacking defenseless girls. I'm still ashamed to this day. :lol:

Defenseless? Didn't they wear a headscarf protection shield or even a burka full body protection shield to neutralize your rubberband projectiles? I'm asking since you're from Libya.
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#165

Posted 24 July 2014 - 12:59 PM

She started to smell my ass

And you were the one being awkward? :lol:
It was akward to us both lol :p.

Also congrats man!.

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Posted 24 July 2014 - 03:47 PM

 

 

 

Does engaging in Rubberband wars count?

How's that embarrassing? By the way, I prefered shooting little spit soaked paper balls with a ballpen blowpipe.
 
That awkward moment you start attacking defenseless girls. I'm still ashamed to this day. :lol:

Defenseless? Didn't they wear a headscarf protection shield or even a burka full body protection shield to neutralize your rubberband projectiles? I'm asking since you're from Libya.

We have summer all day long, even in Winter season. She would've died from the heat before I even shoot. :lol:

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Posted 25 July 2014 - 12:16 AM

I had to go really bad, so I pulled it out and peed all over the my car in the school's parking lot. 


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#168

Posted 25 July 2014 - 01:03 PM

We've all sh*t our pants in school lol the worst is when your 8 and someone walks in on you in the bathroom

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Posted 26 July 2014 - 06:40 PM

Cheating on test.


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Posted 26 July 2014 - 07:04 PM

Cheating on test.

Knock it off man. We all did at sometime :lol:


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Posted 27 July 2014 - 09:17 PM

I once let off the fire alarm by accident, and confused it with the late bell so I started running and then a teacher saw me running and started shouting at me to stop, so I did..Had to stand in front of the whole school as they lined up and the teachers all giving me dirty looks, momentarily afterwards a teacher was escorting me to reception (where they were going to hand me a letter explaining how long I'm excluded for and why) and whilst she was escorting me there she was telling me how I'd have to pay thousands of £ because I broke that glass, as a caretaker walked past she asked him how much those glasses would cost to replace, his reply? "Pennies"  :lol:

 

Embarrassing moment 2: 

I once told one of my friends about this girl I liked and what did he do? Run up to her and ask her out for me, she said no and before lunchtime had arrived my whole year group knew about it :miranda:





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