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Posted 22 January 2014 - 08:59 AM

So I leave my garage as usual after booting up the game, you know im not really concentrating or caring about anything at all its just GTA and stuff. Im boosting around Blaine County and im not really caring where im going, the camera is on a weird tilt im smashing into all sort of stuff and im kinda flying off the road and then BAM, I run over a f*cking child. sh*t was so horrible I thought I was going to be sick, I ran into my bathroom and turned the shower on, then sat by the sink squirming and wriggling into the corner with my shirt off. 

Since when did the add kids??!!

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 09:00 AM

Since never....


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 09:02 AM

If the game is affecting you that much then maybe you should find something a little more fluffy?

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 09:02 AM

Lay off the drugs dude
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Posted 22 January 2014 - 09:04 AM

Since never....

 

Then who the hell did I hit?


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 09:06 AM

They wanted to give fans of Jerry Sandusky such as myself something extra to do.

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 09:06 AM

http://en.wikipedia....wiki/Chupacabra

 

Blaine County is full of them 

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 09:06 AM Edited by saintsrow, 22 January 2014 - 09:07 AM.

Lay off the drugs dude

I'm afraid that Jack is way beyond drugs at this point.  He has fallen completely into the creative writing rabbit hole, and there probably is no way out.  His muse is strong.  He chooses to share it with us.  :colgate:

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 09:09 AM

f*cking love this guy..


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 09:18 AM

No.  You did not run over yourself.

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 09:22 AM

No.  You did not run over yourself.

 

Ok.

 

Glad we got that out of the way.


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 09:23 AM


Since never....

 
Then who the hell did I hit?

you ran over your inner child, jack.

he's dead. dead now, do you hear me?
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Posted 22 January 2014 - 09:24 AM

 

Since never....

 

Then who the hell did I hit?

 

An escaped midget sex slave.


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 09:24 AM

I can't decide if this thread was meant to be funny or you really were that disturbed by it.

Which ever it is, they're both crap!

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 09:26 AM

I can't decide if this thread was meant to be funny or you really were that disturbed by it.

Which ever it is, they're both crap!

 

So if I was disturbed by running over a child.... it would be crap?

 

 

 

 

 

.....

 

 

 

.......wjat?


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 09:31 AM

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 09:38 AM

 
 

 

 

I can't decide if this thread was meant to be funny or you really were that disturbed by it.

Which ever it is, they're both crap!

 

So if I was disturbed by running over a child.... it would be crap?

 

 

 

 

 

.....

 

 

 

.......wjat?

 

 

In real life yes, in a computer game err No !!!


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 09:49 AM

Are you taking krokodil?

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 10:05 AM

 

I can't decide if this thread was meant to be funny or you really were that disturbed by it.

Which ever it is, they're both crap!

 

So if I was disturbed by running over a child.... it would be crap?

 

 

 

 

 

.....

 

 

 

.......wjat?

 

 

 

Its a game  :rol:


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 10:20 AM

lay off the coke


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 11:15 AM

*yawn*

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 11:34 AM

The other day,I tried something new. I clicked on it (I think it was called Ön line or something) and BAM.......there were all these people from all over the world doing what I was doing.

Since when did Rockstar come up with this freaky thing? :panic:

 

I even got money for helping these people kill a bunch of bad guy's.

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 11:50 AM

Woah...

 

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 12:08 PM

If they did add children it would be so they could only be found in areas without weapons/vehicles, and it would be like in skyrim where they have infinite health


 

 
 

 

 

I can't decide if this thread was meant to be funny or you really were that disturbed by it.

Which ever it is, they're both crap!

 

So if I was disturbed by running over a child.... it would be crap?

 

 

 

 

 

.....

 

 

 

.......wjat?

 

 

In real life yes, in a computer game err No !!!

 

But the game isn't out on computer yet!

Justified!


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 12:58 PM

If you were any less disturbed by the bloody headprints on your windsgield left by adults then I would be worried. It is a game and if your allowed to do the stuff they already do then I dont see what possible harm could come of kids or puppies or any other element they could add in. It really isnt any more disturbing.
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Posted 22 January 2014 - 01:24 PM

They should make a minigame where you have to drive over as many 12yr old kids with annoying voices with a chrome Adder.


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 01:34 PM

OP should be shot and pissed on.
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Posted 22 January 2014 - 02:22 PM

Sometimes I punch puppies....in the snout.

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 02:33 PM

I kind of like the story, you should share in the story thread.




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