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Lee Everett
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#1

Posted 22 January 2014 - 06:18 AM Edited by GTA4 Niko Bellic, 03 March 2014 - 05:58 AM.

Update: Rockstar has removed the mechanic from the game. Let this be a thread to remember him for what he really was! An innocent guy who delivered vehicles to us, and then got beaten on by players. We miss you mechanic. Scratch was already there right? - Come back to us...

 

Share your mechanic stories..

 

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Too many appreciation threads on cars. None on the men who proudly risk their lives to bring you these cars when you're lost in the middle of nowhere (and then usually end up being shot, crashed, set on fire, etc).

 

LETS GIVE IT UP TO THE MECHANICS!

 

He's Johnny on the spot.

 

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 06:20 AM

This is a f*cking joke right?

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 06:22 AM

This is a f*cking joke right?

 

No.

 

My mechanic was blown up by a Rocket Launcher misfire - he flew up to the clouds and got stuck on a street lamp. His death will not be in vain.

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 06:22 AM

I LOVE YOU TOO

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 06:23 AM Edited by policia32, 22 January 2014 - 06:27 AM.

If I were being paid $50 a day i'd do a crap job, too.

 

That's like, $2.08 an hour when you consider that he's on call 24/7.  

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 06:24 AM

He did drive my car away from a tank once. Pretty nice of him.
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Posted 22 January 2014 - 06:24 AM

 

This is a f*cking joke right?

 

No.

 

My mechanic was blown up by a Rocket Launcher misfire - he flew up to the clouds and got stuck on a street lamp. His death will not be in vain.

 

 

The guy doesn't do anything correctly! I ask him to deliver my car. He drives it into the ocean, drives off with it, drives underground, on the other side of a barrier, gets blown up, etc. etc.

That's why I brutally murder him when I catch up with him and burn his corpse.

You're fired Mechanic. 

F I R E D!

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 06:30 AM

Scratches my car, changes my radio, and spawns going the other direction and takes off. The guy is terrible at his job and the only reason he makes $50 is because of minimum wage laws. Pretty sure he spends it all on meth too.
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Posted 22 January 2014 - 06:32 AM

Scratches my car, changes my radio, and spawns going the other direction and takes off. The guy is terrible at his job and the only reason he makes $50 is because of minimum wage laws. Pretty sure he spends it all on meth too.

 

Another thing I noticed is that they're like the keepers from the Citadel. 

When one dies, another one is genetically spawned to take it's place without you hiring another one.

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 06:34 AM Edited by GTA4 Niko Bellic, 22 January 2014 - 06:36 AM.

The guy doesn't do anything correctly! I ask him to deliver my car. He drives it into the ocean, drives off with it, drives underground, on the other side of a barrier, gets blown up, etc. etc. <snip>

 

My mechanic once stole my car from me and I had to chase him miles to get it back. When I pulled him out of my car, he then proceeded to punch my face over and over.

 

If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't have sold that crappy car to get a better one. Moments like those you realize who your true friends are. Mechanics.

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 06:36 AM

what?

i'd fire that sucker if i could...

mofo still wont deliver my entity and still goes in a joyride to paleto bay everytime i call for my sandking.

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 06:37 AM

f*ck THAT sh*t! MY MECHANIC IS A STRAIGHT UP ASSHOLE! NO! NO NO NO!

NO!

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 06:38 AM

She's purring!

...seriously, one time in twenty he does something dumb. Maybe less. And I don't mind Channel X.
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Posted 22 January 2014 - 06:41 AM

Man. In a previous thread, I gave this dumb ass the benefit of the doubt. until he drove around MULTIPLE blocks at the docks where you bring cars for simeon. 

The only reason why this idiot stopped, was because I got in front of him, and killed him (while i walked in front of him, he HONKED and told me to get out of the way) Worst/best mechanic ever. 


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 06:44 AM

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i swear on my life he actually said '' scratch was already there, right?''

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 06:45 AM

I beat his ass every time he delivers a car and make certain to grab whatever $$ he drops.

 

Sometimes though he runs away and the game won't let me chase him down and punch him his his face. This saddens me.

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 06:53 AM

He drives past me
He puts the radio on Channel X
Takes my car on a joyride
He retracts the roof on my Carbonizzare & Cognoscenti leaving my vulnerable to snipers
Scratches my car
Flips my car in the Lago Zancudo Swamps

2/10 for his job :p
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Posted 22 January 2014 - 07:23 AM

I appreciate my baseball bat.  Breaks the skulls of all my mechanics.

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 07:29 AM

At least my Mechanic is good for roasting marshmallows.

 

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 07:35 AM

I'm sorry but my mechanic is always an asshole to me, no respect for him. He's always late, "can't get there right now" or when he delivers, he just takes laps around my proximity which pisses me off
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Posted 22 January 2014 - 07:37 AM

f*ck that sh*tty ass mechanic and his whole family as well. That motherf*cker either brings me the wrong car or dicks me around for 20 mins when I need him most. Eat sh*t and die mechanic! eat sh*t and die!


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 07:41 AM

everytime i call this moron i have to consider that there is a 50% chance of not getting my car. or he takea a sightseeing tour around the block,

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 07:44 AM

f*ck that guy! He only brings my car when its suitable for him, wtf am I paying him for!


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 07:45 AM

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 07:59 AM

He tries to do a good job. Almost everytime I get my car he says "I warmed it up for ya" thanks mechanic :3

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 08:06 AM

He tries to do a good job. Almost everytime I get my car he says "I warmed it up for ya" thanks mechanic :3

Yet when you need it the most you get "Sorry, you're gonna have to do without for now" or he takes it some place waaaaaaaaay over there. f*ck him.


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 08:07 AM

"Scratch was already there right?" 

"NO! NO IT WAS NOT! THAT SCRATCH IS COMING OUT OF THE PAYCHECK I AM FORCED TO PAY YOU EACH AND EVERY f*ckING DAY!"

*Beats him to death with a golf club*

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 08:07 AM

The only mechanic I like is Hao


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 08:11 AM

My mechanic once ran over an NPC who was trying to beat me up, for this I am willing to forgive the occasional mistake.

 

He still gets a baseball bat to the skull every time he scratches my car though.

 

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#30

Posted 22 January 2014 - 08:22 AM

I appreciate killing of all the mechanics.

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