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#1

Posted 22 January 2014 - 03:48 AM

Who would be the teachers?

Who would be the janitor?

Who would be the principal?

What would the cliques be?

who would be the delinquents.

Feel free to add your own school related job

 


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 03:57 AM

I would be the banana fish, just insignificant due to my lack of likes :(


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 04:16 AM

Tank is the Principal/Headmaster with Waddy as his Vice.
All Moderators and Admins are teachers, in addition to some led-bys.
Slamman was the janitor but was fired for having sexual relations with a student.
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Posted 22 January 2014 - 04:19 AM

I guess I'd be one of the teachers and my class would be "Why GTA IV is awesome 101" and fail those who don't abide by my curriculum. By "those" I mean the SA fanboys who accidentally enrolled into my class instead of "Why SA is sh*t 150".

 

:p ;)

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 05:33 AM

Tank is the Principal/Headmaster with Waddy as his Vice.
All Moderators and Admins are teachers, in addition to some led-bys.
Slamman was the janitor but was fired for having sexual relations with a student.

 

So basically Tank is Dr. Crabblesnitch and Waddy is Ms. Danvers. It all makes sense now.


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 05:45 AM

I would be.. one of the geeks who hang in the corner like I did in high school...I hated high school, it was not fun to be outgoing in high school. 


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 06:02 AM

Otter would be the school mascot.

 

I would be the guy who's doodling in the notebook and talks to no one.

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 06:17 AM

I wouldn't be the bully, I am so much worse than that.

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 06:18 AM

School bully, i'm up for it.


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 07:20 AM

Zee is the class clown that everybody secretly hates.

sivispacem would be the principal.

Girish is the strict teacher with no patience for impudent students.

SonOfLiberty is the "cool" teacher.

GrandMasterSmith would be the janitor that blames society for his failed life.

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 07:40 AM

Wow...you need to wipe a good deal of that poo off your incredibly brown nose. Or not..


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 07:42 AM Edited by Markwey, 22 January 2014 - 08:47 AM.

I'd be in the schools "Trench Coat Mafia", lol.

You know, a group for the outsiders and stuff.

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 07:51 AM

I'd ask for a transfer to public school.

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 07:52 AM

Wow...you need to wipe a good deal of that poo off your incredibly brown nose. Or not..

Usually I don't like ass-kissers, but to be honest this topic doesn't seem like ass-kissing, seems fairly legit.


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 08:11 AM

Who would be the teachers?

 

Fairly low tempered (no warnings/bans) and most bunking (moderating forum) teachers get my respect.

 

I would be one student who has less lates (visiting forum) per term than the teacher.


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 08:12 AM

I'm the James Dean rebel without a cause guy and Raavi is my girlfriend.

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 08:51 AM Edited by Dr. John, 22 January 2014 - 02:30 PM.

Places:

- Each forum section will be a class itself.

- GTA Section will be the place where real studies goes.

- Modding Section is where people do some more experiment on their study.

- Community will be a school backyard where people discuss and do stuffs for others.

- Support Section will be the place where we can report any problems with the school boards or any suggestions for improvements.

 

People

- Tank will be the Principal with Jevon, adamcs and Andy as his assistances.

- illsprit, fred and Suction Testicle Man will be the chief incharges of different parts of the school.

- Luke will be taking care of all the records of students and keep rules.

- Senior Moderators are the people who inform the chief incharges about each naughty students; and also blackmail students to become their sex slave.

- Moderators are teachers who keep on shouting like old fart on jackasses (aka spammers) in each class. They either abuse their powers with detention or warnings.

- OGA members will be those gangs acting like boss and bully other innocent students. Irony is that, they will be free from any mod abuses.

- Members are pedestrians.

- BUSTED! people those who got expelled from the school.

- And Waddy's my bitch in the school

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 10:13 AM

SonsOfLiberty would be a detention teacher where you have to write 500 lines 'GTA IV is better than GTA V' and Kirsty would be the hot gym teacher that all of the BUSTED members get erections from. :lol:

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 10:18 AM

I would be the tramp who exposes himself at the door.


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 10:23 AM Edited by Rewas514, 22 January 2014 - 10:33 AM.

  • -Tank: Principal
  • -Moderators: Teachers
  • -OGA: Bullies, "Hotshots"
  • -Members: Students
  • -BUSTED: Expelled students
  • -Janitor: <Free position>

 

  • theadmiral would be #1 student in school. Almost everyone would hate it.
  • Kalvin would be bullied by GunWrath, but Kirsty would protect him. The irony is GW bullies Kalvin so he could see Kirsty's ass everyday.
  • GTA V led-bys - Hall Monitors; spammers - little kids who like to get caught by Hall Monitors.
  • OGA bully who they desire and never get caught. They can even get defended by a staff member.
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Posted 22 January 2014 - 10:28 AM

Slamman was the janitor but was fired for having sexual relations with a student.

I think you have Slamman confused with Demarest.

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 10:40 AM

Slamman was the janitor but was fired for having sexual relations with a student.

I think you have Slamman confused with Demarest.
No, really, I meant Slammy.

To be honest it was a joke anyway, although I wasn't around for long at all to see Slamman looking through some of his posts he seems likes very nice guy, not sure what all the fuss was about and why the forum is/was so divided regarding their opinion on him.

Besides, wasn't it Cerbera (now known as BenMillard) that posted his gentleman sausage on these forums a reeeeeally long time ago? Maybe I should change it to him...

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 02:28 PM

Director of the University of Cambridge - Secura.


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 02:32 PM

The kid who writes the school newspaper - AceKingston.


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 02:35 PM Edited by AceKingston, 22 January 2014 - 02:35 PM.

The kid who who is a campaigner - ManDog.

 

:p


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 02:36 PM

The kid who writes the school newspaper - AceKingston.

Isn't that the same one who gets locked by the bullies in the locker?

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 02:36 PM

The kid who writes the school newspaper - AceKingston.

The kid who wishes to join the AFM clique - Kalvin


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Posted 22 January 2014 - 02:38 PM

i would be the fat one that everyone ignores though i could be planing a bomb plot or something. hehe 


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#29

Posted 22 January 2014 - 02:43 PM

I'd be the hot blonde cheerleader. Or the janitor.


...probably the janitor.

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 02:43 PM

The kid who who is a campaigner - ManDog.

 

:p

Skewl Prez yo
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