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snake83
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#31

Posted 20 January 2014 - 01:22 PM

Die, over and over.

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#32

Posted 20 January 2014 - 01:35 PM

Get out the shower.... (I think Rockstar pervs my character.. she's permanently in the shower when I log on...)

 

Check the weather..

 

Choose my outfit

 

Pick an open top/convertible/hard top considering the weather..

 

drive round the block, see if anyone's being bitey..

 

failing that, cruise round the city, scoping the action, finding a good sniping position if I can.. attempt to pop Buzzards and tanks..

 

If none of the above, then mission time..

 

oh and slipping in a quick visit to Bob Mulet if my hairstyle and makeup's clashing with the outfit...

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#33

Posted 20 January 2014 - 01:58 PM

Go steal a car and sell it.

 

Host mission "Pot Shot"

 

Host mission "Coveted"

 

Call Martin and see if he comes up with anything good.

 

Join crew members or friends for some fun.


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#34

Posted 20 January 2014 - 02:00 PM

People still play this game?

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#35

Posted 20 January 2014 - 02:12 PM

Errrr Xhamster then shower , is this really relevant


Xhamster - shower - gta - xhamster - shower - bed - xhamster - bed - work - repeat

Kill motherf*ckers.


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#36

Posted 20 January 2014 - 02:16 PM

Get online
Play Potshot like my life depends on it.
Rank up :)
Exit out of Potshot to see whats going on in the lobby.
Sees tanks booty hole touching everyone.
Goes back to playing Potshot for the remainder of my ranking up cycle.
Come on here while in private lobby and see what you lovely people are talking about :D


 


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#37

Posted 20 January 2014 - 02:17 PM

My daily GTA0 routine: 
 
Log into GTA0 freeroam.  Hear explosions while still in skyview.  Hear various insults and racial and sexual slurs on voice chat. 
 
I make it to street view level.  Look around.  Get killed by a drive-by sticky bomber. 
 
Respawn and get spawnkilled by a shot from somewhere, before I even see a white dot on the radar. 
 
Respawn.   More explosions.  Tank coming down the street.  Furiously try to engage passive mode.  Get killed by tank before passive mode engaged. 
 
Respawn and desperately run a couple of blocks away.  Stop to rest.  Look sideways at an NPC pedestrian and get a wanted level. 
 
Grab an NPC's car to escape the cops.  Get a bounty placed by NPC. 
 
Cops swarming all over me.  Blindly drive like a maniac and finally duck into a parking garage and lose the cops. 
 
White dots closing in to collect bounty.   Get out of the parking garage and drive like hell. 
 
T-bone an NPC vehicle suddenly turning left in front of me.  First bounty hunter catches up and sticky bombs me. 
 
Respawn.  Relief, bounty hunter continues on his way instead of waiting around to spawnkill me. 
 
Get invited to a race.  Wow, finally, a peaceful, fun, exciting activity! 
 
Race starts, get pitted in first 5 seconds.  Gradually catch up and pass a player who has been spun out by another player.  Yay, I'm not in last place any more! 
 
Player behind me catches up easily, with his fully performance modded car.  He slipstreams to gain even more speed and then rams me.  I crash into a ravine underneath a bridge.  Race over, I am DNF. 
 
It goes on like this for another few hours, but I don't have time to write it all. 


This reminds me of my pre >50RP days

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#38

Posted 20 January 2014 - 02:17 PM Edited by BrandonLyniv, 20 January 2014 - 02:18 PM.

Open mini map to see if anyone's near me

Call mechanic for one of my cars

Kill Mechanic

Search for valuable car and then sell it

Call Martin and Lester for missions

After mission go stock up on snacks and/or rob store

Cruise around observing my surroundings

Gets shot at

Lures idiot back to my house by Vespucci beach

Booby traps driveway with 2 sticky bombs while hiding behind water fountain

Blows them the f*ck up

Smiles

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#39

Posted 20 January 2014 - 02:22 PM

Log in.

 

Call Lester. Kill lots of NPCs for money and XP.

 

Call Madrazo. Same as above.

 

Host Coveted. Ditto.

 

Host Quick Getaway. Race 4 times to finish off the bar and earn a new level.

 

Join random deathmatch. Laugh at how pathetic some people's created DMs are. (Seriously, one I played last night was near the tennis court in Vinewood. No weapon pick ups. No health. No body armor. No cover at all. It was a damn shooting gallery.)

 

Join random race. Make bumper car kids look bad as I essentially let them all take themselves out, meanwhile I gradually get out in front and win the race.

 

Join session with crew members. Dick around for about an hour or so before I go play something else.


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#40

Posted 20 January 2014 - 03:05 PM

Smoking blunts was my daily routine since 13 because im a chubby nigga on the scene ;)

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#41

Posted 20 January 2014 - 03:08 PM

Y'know, I tried Coveted. I love it not because of the cash, but because it's just so easy to kill everyone with a sniper.

 

 I mean, look at that minimal cover for the AI. I can practice my sniping there.

 

Also it's the mission where I show people that you can hang from the side of the Granger. It's cool and stuff. I wish the Granger had more customization so I can keep it in my garage.

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#42

Posted 20 January 2014 - 03:11 PM

Y'know, I tried Coveted. I love it not because of the cash, but because it's just so easy to kill everyone with a sniper.
 
 I mean, look at that minimal cover for the AI. I can practice my sniping there.
 
Also it's the mission where I show people that you can hang from the side of the Granger. It's cool and stuff. I wish the Granger had more customization so I can keep it in my garage.

Yep, I also use coveted for practicing my sniping skills

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#43

Posted 20 January 2014 - 03:11 PM

I tend to start off with the exact same routine every-time I fire up the game. 

 

(1) Join Solo session

(2) Make way to Airport 

(3) Join active online session

(4) Take the Titan from the hanger

(5) either fly low around the city or head to for Zacunda (sp)

(6) Get me a Laser

(7) Patrol the sky above LS and killing anyone who dares flying

 

Pretty much the same thing every night I play - If I crash my laser... which on the rare occasion I do. Then back to the airport and do some stunts in the titan

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#44

Posted 20 January 2014 - 03:11 PM

My daily GTA0 routine: 

 

Log into GTA0 freeroam.  Hear explosions while still in skyview.  Hear various insults and racial and sexual slurs on voice chat. 

 

I make it to street view level.  Look around.  Get killed by a drive-by sticky bomber. 

 

Respawn and get spawnkilled by a shot from somewhere, before I even see a white dot on the radar. 

 

Respawn.   More explosions.  Tank coming down the street.  Furiously try to engage passive mode.  Get killed by tank before passive mode engaged. 

 

Respawn and desperately run a couple of blocks away.  Stop to rest.  Look sideways at an NPC pedestrian and get a wanted level. 

 

Grab an NPC's car to escape the cops.  Get a bounty placed by NPC. 

 

Cops swarming all over me.  Blindly drive like a maniac and finally duck into a parking garage and lose the cops. 

 

White dots closing in to collect bounty.   Get out of the parking garage and drive like hell. 

 

T-bone an NPC vehicle suddenly turning left in front of me.  First bounty hunter catches up and sticky bombs me. 

 

Respawn.  Relief, bounty hunter continues on his way instead of waiting around to spawnkill me. 

 

Get invited to a race.  Wow, finally, a peaceful, fun, exciting activity! 

 

Race starts, get pitted in first 5 seconds.  Gradually catch up and pass a player who has been spun out by another player.  Yay, I'm not in last place any more! 

 

Player behind me catches up easily, with his fully performance modded car.  He slipstreams to gain even more speed and then rams me.  I crash into a ravine underneath a bridge.  Race over, I am DNF. 

 

It goes on like this for another few hours, but I don't have time to write it all. 

OMG I'm in tears.

 

My FAVOURITE post EVER on any forum.

 

Thanks man LOLOLLL

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#45

Posted 20 January 2014 - 03:12 PM

Eat.

Sleep.

Conquer.

Repeat.

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#46

Posted 20 January 2014 - 03:13 PM

 

Y'know, I tried Coveted. I love it not because of the cash, but because it's just so easy to kill everyone with a sniper.
 
 I mean, look at that minimal cover for the AI. I can practice my sniping there.
 
Also it's the mission where I show people that you can hang from the side of the Granger. It's cool and stuff. I wish the Granger had more customization so I can keep it in my garage.

Yep, I also use coveted for practicing my sniping skills

 

Yeah, although normally I have to be the Granger driver guy because most of my teammates snipe in the open.

 

I mean, nothing about that is a bad idea to you, guys? Nothing about standing in a wide open area? We can just move the car if you need a different vantage spot so there's still cover, come on guys.


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#47

Posted 20 January 2014 - 03:18 PM

Try to glitch headset on
Mission
Call moors mutual
Try to glitch headset on
Mission
Park car on random that tries to fuc*k up mission.
Call moors mutual
Try to glitch headset on
Give up as they probably patched it
Mission
Call moors mutual
Mission
Chase useless random with cargobobob
Pick up PV and place on smokestack
Fall asleep with chips
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#48

Posted 20 January 2014 - 03:22 PM

Yeah, although normally I have to be the Granger driver guy because most of my teammates snipe in the open.
 
I mean, nothing about that is a bad idea to you, guys? Nothing about standing in a wide open area? We can just move the car if you need a different vantage spot so there's still cover, come on guys.

Usually the teammates I play with in coveted, rush for the granger leaving me behind(most of them die for getting too close) but there's still good vantage up that hill and the enemies can barely see where you are and you get kills quite easily.

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#49

Posted 20 January 2014 - 03:24 PM

 

Yeah, although normally I have to be the Granger driver guy because most of my teammates snipe in the open.
 
I mean, nothing about that is a bad idea to you, guys? Nothing about standing in a wide open area? We can just move the car if you need a different vantage spot so there's still cover, come on guys.

Usually the teammates I play with in coveted, rush for the granger leaving me behind(most of them die for getting too close) but there's still good vantage up that hill and the enemies can barely see where you are and you get kills quite easily.

 

Yeah. I wish we had teammates who 1) doesn't use the bumrush method and 2) doesn't freaking stand still in an open area right in the enemy crosshairs.

 

Seriously. These guys. I hate them, but I love them because they're playing with me and I can't fly a Cargobob for stuff.


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#50

Posted 20 January 2014 - 03:26 PM

BF4


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#51

Posted 20 January 2014 - 03:28 PM

Daily:

  • Wake up in bedroom
  • Take a shower and sing
  • Change clothes to fit the occasion
  • Head upstairs for some Republican Space Rangers (F*ck yeah)
  • Stand up and take a smoke
  • Have a quick wank
  • Head to garage and pick the Monroe
  • Drive outside
  • Head to the Airport
  • Take a Titan
  • Fly it to the Eclipse towers
  • Parachute off
  • Hopefully it hit some unsuspecting fellow, if not rinse and repeat
  • After accomplishing task, call Mechanic
  • Wait a couple minutes for D*ckhead to arrive with Monroe
  • Shoot him
  • Drive back to the apartment
  • Sleep and sign out
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#52

Posted 20 January 2014 - 03:36 PM

Play for 5 mins

Get Bored

Play MW2

Have Fun

or 

Play SSBB

Thousands time better than GTA: O


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#53

Posted 20 January 2014 - 03:41 PM

off


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#54

Posted 20 January 2014 - 03:50 PM Edited by Winning001, 20 January 2014 - 03:51 PM.

Get a tank. drive around peacefully (tired of getting my cars shot up for ne reason). blow up anyone who tries to kill me. keep spawn killing that one person until they leave. repeat.

OH WAIT..... i have an XBOX One so I just play BF4 instead


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#55

Posted 20 January 2014 - 04:00 PM

Get a tank. drive around peacefully (tired of getting my cars shot up for ne reason). blow up anyone who tries to kill me. keep spawn killing that one person until they leave. repeat.

OH WAIT..... i have an XBOX One so I just play BF4 instead


Lol i did the same thing as u, ill just drive my minding my business not blowing anything up, & some dipsh*t shoots the tank so i go balls deep in them with the cannon.

My days goes like this
Inv only session
Sell simeon vehicle from text
Sell vehicle to ls customs
Do some jobs
Back to free mode
Sell car to ls customs
Back to jobs
Repeat
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#56

Posted 20 January 2014 - 04:11 PM

  1. Sell Baller
  2. Sell Simoen vehicle
  3. Search for Ballers
  4. Do Mission/Race
  5. Sell Baller

Rinse and repeat.

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#57

Posted 20 January 2014 - 04:15 PM

Dupe my sentinel xs. Sell it for 120k. Dupe another. Wait 45 mins to sell again. Kill low level kids to raise K/D while waiting. Repeat

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#58

Posted 20 January 2014 - 04:16 PM

"What's everyone's daily routine online?"

 

Well, I usually check my e-mail, my ebay, do my bing searchers for bing rewards.... oh, you meant for GTAO?

 

Oh, well.....  I  usually keep GTA V in it's case and don't play it... haha trolled


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#59

Posted 20 January 2014 - 04:20 PM Edited by Gta-freak-VI, 20 January 2014 - 04:21 PM.

Play for 5 mins
Get Bored
Play MW2
Have Fun
or 
Play SSBB
Thousands time better than GTA: O

You should get 3D world, I've seen my nephew play it. It's freaking beautiful

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#60

Posted 20 January 2014 - 04:21 PM Edited by Psycholoons, 20 January 2014 - 04:21 PM.

I play Jumps, Jumps, Jumps  repeatedly





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