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  • malcolmfunktion


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 03:45 AM

More than anything...what really pisses me off is getting rammed off the road in a non GTA race...So

I beat a guy to death with a baseball bat for doing this to me...

That's not all...

He was in my friend list...

That's not all...

He was only in my friend list because I requested his friendship after the race specifically so I could find him again...

It took me over an hour to find him and get close to him...

He saluted me before I cracked him over the head...

I then sent him a message explaining why...

I then un-friended him...

Not that its any kind of defence but he drove a chrome Adder and talked to his friend during the race explaining his intentions of ramming me off the road...saying that he doesn't give a sh*t about ramming as long as he doesn't let me win.

That's not all...

I'm waiting to see if someone else will accept my friend request because he killed me, stole my car and smashed it to pieces when I was AFK...he left before I could get him...
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 03:58 AM

- If I see someone robbing a store I'll park a car across the entrance blocking their escape.
- If someone is in the clothes store or any store I'll look outside for their PV and put a sticky bomb on their brake light as most people don't notice.
- Cargobob someone's PV to the top of a nearby building they're too close to call another PV.
- If I see a group of players close together maybe within a few blocks I'll put a bounty on one.
- Pour fuel all over their PV when they rev the car it will set on fire and you don't have to pay insurance.
- If they're a lower level I'll shoot their tyres out.
- If I find the HPV I punch out all the windows and shoot the tyres.
- Give someone a lift in a helicopter and fly it towards a building. Bail at the last second.
- If they're in ammunation I'll drive a car into the store causing the clerk to shoot them.
- If they're in a tank I'll call a mugger on them abd watch as he takes it.

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 04:00 AM

Once I was in a lobby with one other person who had a bounty. I happened to just steal a truck tat was towing a boat, so I started driving to the beach.

I eventually passed the bounty and stopped to honk for him to get in and join me in my impulsive beach party.

Drove all the way to Vespucci, Launched the boat from the beach and off the trailer (which was dope) and then got on the boat, when the bounty jumped in too I killed him for the money, then rode off into the sunset with this boat ha ha. Funny funny moment. I Have a lot of good troll stories from this game =D

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 04:01 AM

If another player has their PV at the impound, push it into the train tracks.

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 04:16 AM

If another player has their PV at the impound, push it into the train tracks.

that's kinda like when I steal a low lvl persons PV and drive it everywhere and mess it up all because they still don't know how to work the select menu ha ha

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 04:31 AM

Shooting players out of their tanks. Although I could do it only twice (it's not easy), it was fun and I claimed a 1000$ bounty while at it. I shot a player in his moving Issi (he was the passenger).


Two players were in a dogfight when i could snipe one of them out of his jet. I killed the wrong player (I was aiming the one with a bounty) but it was fun.


That's all I can remember. I'm not the trolling type. I want to stay the f*ck away from these idiots as much as possible.

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 05:17 AM

First, I fire up a high level mission.


Then I invite low level players so they can enjoy a huge payout and great RP.

Cruel is them having to wait for ages to rank up and/or hope somebody else high level comes  along and invites them while they are stuck doing Simeon and Gerald missions for $2000.

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 05:38 AM

I notoriously call my tank from Pegasus, set 5 stick bombs on it, then park it in the most easily accessible area I can find, where I have a clean line of sight on it. 90% of the time some idiot will drive up to it and say "O l00k, Fr33 [email protected]!!!" and get in. As they try to pull off, I blow the stickies, then finish it off with an RPG shell. The screams of horror and rage is music to my ears. 

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 05:47 AM

Destroying every PV I see with my main toon who has no $ so they get stuck with the insurance bill... or kill them in their car, put a sticky on their PV then blow them up. Or putting a sticky in a PV pick up player running away from cops, then I jump out and blow him up. Sticky bombs are awesome. 1 level away from the RPG. I can't wait!

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 05:49 AM

Look them up on Facebook and hit on their girlfriends

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 05:56 AM

Look them up on Facebook and hit on their girlfriends

ha ha that's the douchiest thing I've evar heard!

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 06:43 AM

Sometimes I smash people's cars with a bat when they're in a store.

By sometimes I mean if they're driving something stupid like a Chradder or a Schafter.

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 06:45 AM

I also enjoy being the tire tester of Los Santos. Gotta make sure people are bulletproofing them. ;D

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 06:56 AM

Last kinda dick thing I did was yesterday.

Guy with a bounty on him got in a tank, so I got a tank and blew him up.

Cruised around a while letting people drive by.

One of them decided to come back and try to throw a sticky on me.

Blew him up, and drove off.

Ran into him a while later and he charges me again....so I blew him up again...

I drive off and he sends a "tanks are for girls" message to me.

f*ck it, I turn around and kill him a few more times.

He challenged me to a death match.

Really guy?

Accept, and hear a "WTF" when he sees me pull around the corner still in the tank.

Guess he thought you couldn't use them in death matches.

Laughed my ass off the whole time as I killed him and called me names trying to get me out of the tank.

Let him go after killing him a couple more times after the death match was over.


Ran into him again later not in the tank and killed his ass several times in a row.

He dropped out of the session LOL

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:19 AM

Tell them the truth about their vehicle customization looks.

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:25 AM

I like to pick up random people in my helicopter and fly it really far out into the ocean. I then fly the chopper into the water and stay in it until i drown, re spawning back onto the beach. The other player Never stays, they always evacuate. They are then left swimming back to land for 5-10 minutes.


Another fun dbag move is to find someone who has an expensive car parked. I'll lay gasoline all over "their" car and then back my own expensive car into and rev the engine to create the exhaust flame burst. Most people don't know but the little fire pop actually lights the gasoline and ends up catching their car on fire. i leave my car by their burning one, run and BOOM. The game doesn't register me blowing it up so the poor owner of the car has to not only pay for their own car but mine as well.


Other than those two, I do the usual dbag things. Killing people getting haircuts, tattoo and clothes, giefing with tanks ,illing people trying to rob stores etc. I used to blow up High Priority Vehicles but then I realized an ever more douchier thing to do. Pretend to escort them as they drive it to the garage to get resprayed and follow them to Simneon's garage. When they're close, shoot them and take the vehicle for yourself.

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:58 AM

  • I'll sit in my apartment, turn on Weazel News, look for the lowest level dude, and send mercs after him. Watching them flip out and try to speed away is hilarious as the aimbot AI pegs them through the back window of their sh*tbox first car.
  • Once saw two dudes exchanging kills, grabbed an airstrike, went off the radar, got on top of a building next to them. *Plop* goes the flair, *boom* goes the bombs. 
  • B*tch slapped a low level robbing a store with the butt of my shotgun, took his cash and ran off into the night like a hooligan on meth.
  • Saw a low level grab his buddy's Entity when he got a $9k bounty slapped on his ass, shot the thing to pieces with my AP pistol. Not a cent paid for insurance.
  • Told a squeaker to smack a Luxor with a bat a couple of times, said the game'll glitch and he'll get free RP. (He fell for it, I got angry text messages and hack threats. Lolz)
  • Got a group of 4 or so people in a Shamal, flew out the boundaries of the map, bailed, quick job'd out.

Those are the worst things I've done to others. Most of them deserved it (squeakers, Ebonics majors, etc.) other times I was just really freaking bored.  

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 11:05 AM

I right like, trapping people in stores, with a car by the door, so they can't get out..
Had great fun last night watching someone who had robbed a store only to find that on trying to escape the door is blocked, the cops arrived and he is stuck..
Don't know why but it amuses the bugger out of me.. 

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 11:11 AM Edited by djb204, 21 February 2014 - 11:13 AM.

Picking up noobs in my helicopter who havent unlocked the parachute yet. (they are noobs and wont pass up a chopper ride, lol) Then, take them up high and bail out, deploy my parachute, and watching them bail out and try deploy their parachute. Then I pick up the cash they dropped after they smashed into the ground because most noobs save up and don't deposit. LMAO

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 11:17 AM

.. :)

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 11:28 AM Edited by smokingndriving, 21 February 2014 - 11:47 AM.

I was bored the other day and did an assault on someone in a store - rigged a car with stickies, rammed it into the door, bam and then drove off with their Adder parked in front of the store.....then got a request to be in their crew. Maybe they're a crew of assholes like me lol.


Tossed a sticky on another player's car who was also chasing a bounty, but didn't blow it up. He got to the bounty first, then drove away honking at me. Boom.


I've actually been "ticketing" cars (toss a sticky on windshield, don't do anything with it) much more lately. It's priceless to see the driver come back and then try to figure out what to do. I have no intention of wrecking the car, but it gives me the option and while there are certainly ways out of it, in many cases it effectively "boots" the car because the other player doesn't know if I'm going to wreck the car or not.

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 05:13 PM

I like to try to find crews of friends that are having car meet ups.  Show up in passive mode & tell them on the mic I am friendly.  Wait until their cars are all parked closely together & then come out of passive with a sticky.  That was fun.


They got really mad.

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 05:17 PM

What i do, oh i regret it every day.






















Sometimes i crash my car into other people's cars. So cruel. Time to put an end to it.

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 05:32 PM

Sniping players from rooftops.

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 05:39 PM

I like parking a car in front of shop doors when theres a player inside, then wait outside and give them the bird when they try and get out.The abuse is music to my ears. Pointlessly cruel but in my humble opinion, quite funny.

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 05:44 PM

I genuinely felt bad yesterday. There was a kid player driving up and down the DTD Canal. I threw a sticky bomb off the bridge and managed to blow up the car. Then I heard a scream and "He just killed my caaaar!! :'(" and a woman's voice saying "See I told you this game is for grown ups, not for sensitive 8 year old boys who just want to drive up and down, its called Grand, Theft, Auto." Then the player left the game. He sounded really sad and I felt genuinely awful. I mean, I didn't need to blow the car up at all. But I couldn't help it. I'll never do it again. I sent a message saying "Call insurance". I thought about it for about 2 hours after that and ate dinner feeling quite mean. I went back online and blew up my Adder about 12 times.


I know its just a game, and I also know that a kid of 8 shouldn't be playing GTA V, certainly not online. But still. Its been a wake up call for me lol it was made so much worse by the fact I'd just spent the day with my nephews of 5, 6 and 9 and I was thinking 'supposing it was one of them?' Not that they've ever played GTA. They have an XBOX but they only play games appropriate for their age. But yeah. I learned my lesson.


It was one of those moments where reason and thought go out the window and you act in haste without thought to consequence. But I very much regret doing it now. I wish I'd just hopped down there and gone driving with him. Would've been a much nicer experience for all.


Anyway, I was and am sorry for what I did,


Sincerely, Chronolemon.

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 05:45 PM

I had a noob (a level 12 I think) once try to kill me so I thought "let's have some fun". I get in my Entity (he had a Gauntlet) and I played a game of catch me if you can. I'd use the hand brake and slide around corners and watch him taking out lamp post/hitting building and such. I can tell he was getting pissed and I guess he figured if he could catch me,he'd steal my car.....not that easy little noob. After about a half hour of this I decide I'll floor it and park in my garage. I get out and hide behind the pillar at the entrance of Wezzle Plaza (my apartment) and wait. He's now confused because he can't see my car but,he know's I'm around. Cruses by a couple of times and figures I'm on foot. Just as he's about to get out - BOOM. I hit him and his car with an RPG. I never moved. He respawns about a block away and figures "Ha,ha.....I got you now". Boom - headshot. I'm laughing my head off and figured okay,he's had enough....nope. I see him trying to sneak up on me and he pop's his head up - boom another head shot. By now,he call's for back up (his buddies). They show,i get off a few rounds then walk into my apartment. I go off line. 3 kill's,1 destroyed PV and a lot of laughter = Pricele$$ :lol:

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 07:19 PM

I found a low level player in the water online looking for sharks told him he needed to go right out to sea so he got in my boat i took the poor sod all the way out so you could just see the land he jumped out and i left him there good 10 mins later he is still swimming i felt bad so picked him up in a heli.

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 08:23 PM

I hammer people, I just love doing it.  Some say success is the best revenge, I say a hammer stamping at a human face forever is the best revenge.

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 08:39 PM

I don't really feel inclined, when I do I like to crash titans into car meet-ups. I have got a lot of angry messages for it, and I appreciate them all.

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