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Posted 10 February 2014 - 07:32 PM

Got a star for just passing by a cop, just walking past him...

 

And I have a question for you, Mr. Chief: Why do your officers curse so much, and why can't they climb ladders most of the time?

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 07:36 PM

Got a star for just passing by a cop, just walking past him...

 

And I have a question for you, Mr. Chief: Why do your officers curse so much

This is 'Murica, land of the free!

 

 

 and why can't they climb ladders most of the time?

No need to, we have a fleet of 1000 helicopters. :p

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#153

Posted 10 February 2014 - 07:38 PM

Just noticed that you will ALWAYS get a wanted level after killing 2 people.


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 07:40 PM

In IV, it was only if someone called a cop, am I right?

 

Same happens here, but it looks like our excellent powers come in handy when tackling crime. We don't even need phone calls to know if a crime has taken place, even if there are no officers nearby.


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 07:44 PM

In IV, it was only if someone called a cop, am I right?

 

Same happens here, but it looks like our excellent powers come in handy when tackling crime. We don't even need phone calls to know if a crime has taken place, even if there are no officers nearby.

I knew that Police Scanner was a good idea then.


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#156

Posted 10 February 2014 - 07:44 PM

Sometimes cops can see through walls, seriously. Makes no friggin' sense.

 

And why don't you chase criminals in the subway? ^^


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 07:46 PM

Sometimes cops can see through walls, seriously. Makes no friggin' sense.

 

And why don't you chase criminals in the subway? ^^

There is a ghost.... but I will speak no more of it.  :ph34r:

 

Our epic training helps us see through walls. ;)


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#158

Posted 10 February 2014 - 07:49 PM

Hidden X-ray glasses, crap. Your pigs are more advanced than those in Saints Row IV! :O


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 07:50 PM

Everything about the cops in this game is ridiculous. They're the reason this game has been collecting dust for past few months. Definitely the worst 3D GTA game to date. Hopefully they fix them with the next gen/PC version. 


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 07:53 PM

Everything about the cops in this game is ridiculous. They're the reason this game has been collecting dust for past few months. Definitely the worst 3D GTA game to date. Hopefully they fix them with the next gen/PC version. 

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:00 PM

as long as they don't shove it at our asses/say its the worst (since I know what does it means the worst game of all time)

anyway I never got any random star for nothing :santa: all those that I got was by crime I made.


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:09 PM

as long as they don't shove it at our asses/say its the worst (since I know what does it means the worst game of all time)

anyway I never got any random star for nothing :santa: all those that I got was by crime I made.

C'mon Tenpenny, you're one of us!

 

 

Swap that santa hat for your officer hat. 

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:12 PM

Tenpenny was killed 9 years ago, and it looks like his son/reincarnation has turned out to be the opposite, given the fact that he plays this game and thus opposes the cops. ;)

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:28 PM

 

as long as they don't shove it at our asses/say its the worst (since I know what does it means the worst game of all time)

anyway I never got any random star for nothing :santa: all those that I got was by crime I made.

C'mon Tenpenny, you're one of us!

 

 

Swap that santa hat for your officer hat. 

 

:^:

 

Tenpenny was killed 9 years ago, and it looks like his son/reincarnation has turned out to be the opposite, given the fact that he plays this game and thus opposes the cops. ;)

you though I died? :orly: I just faked my death :p

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:32 PM

Better tell Franklin to call his cousin CJ (actually the voice actors of CJ and Frank are cousins IRL)!


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:35 PM

Better tell Franklin to call his cousin CJ (actually the voice actors of CJ and Frank are cousins IRL)!

*damn I was thinking about using my favorite Plotting emote from dA but for no reason I can't get there* think I'm scary from him? :p


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Posted 11 February 2014 - 01:40 AM

I had received wanted level for honk, how ridiculous is that ?


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Posted 11 February 2014 - 01:49 AM

be glad they dont call in the military


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#169

Posted 11 February 2014 - 01:51 AM

Everything about the cops in this game is ridiculous. They're the reason this game has been collecting dust for past few months. Definitely the worst 3D GTA game to date. Hopefully they fix them with the next gen/PC version. 

 

The cops are fine. If you are going to jump on that bandwagon then atleast say why. For me the cops are a little bit harder than in previous games to escape but it is still fairly easy.


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Posted 11 February 2014 - 10:45 AM

Getting a wanted level when a cop car crashed into me.

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 12:52 PM

The f*ck, bitch. WHAT?


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Posted 11 February 2014 - 04:45 PM Edited by mariana_dm1989, 11 February 2014 - 04:47 PM.

I was playing as Trevor when i decided to go to the desert airstrip to get my lazer jet from the hanger. As i was climbing into the plane, the lady that always walks there with her dog starts saying that she is calling the cops. She called the cops. I then decided to roleplay a bit and I asked myself, '' what would Trevor do?''. I then proceeded to use the jet's machine gun on her as she was in front of the plane, then i ran over her dog with the plane.

 

Another ridiculous time was when I was just parked at the side of a street, and there was a police car chasing another guy, and the police car drove into me, causing me to get a wanted level.


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Posted 12 February 2014 - 08:55 AM

I wonder what would happen if you flipped off the cops who typically stand outside of the Mission Row police station?

I'm pretty sure they'll definitely try to arrest you (kill you if you resist).  I haven't tried it against a cop, but I pulled up next to this group of ugly chicks outside of a Suburban in one of those hick villages and started flipping them off.  It wasn't long before one of them threatened to call the cops.  When she pulled out her phone, I jumped out of the car and beat her to death.  Hey, if the cops are gonna come after me, I'm gonna make it worth it.


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#174

Posted 12 February 2014 - 09:14 AM

That sounds like a hilarious way to start a cop chase. 

 

*pull up in car* 

 

*flash middle-finger at two cops conversing casually in front of the police station* 

 

*drive the f*ck away*

 

Instant two stars. 





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