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#121

Posted 07 February 2014 - 08:25 PM

I don't understand everyone's issues with cops in V.

Like people saying an NPC chase gets you a wanted level.... I never have this issue. When I hear cops chasing someone, I stop driving or pull over. I have had cops even run into me doing this, and nothing happens to me.

Same with walking up to cops and talking or pedestrians. When people start getting edgy I walk away, unless I want to deal with police.

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#122

Posted 07 February 2014 - 08:29 PM

The most ridiculous thing in the world is your Gta IV fanboyism. :lol:

 

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Jokes aside, I once got a wanted level for just staring at a cop.

he said jokes aside?

 

so i don't think it was that mean


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Posted 07 February 2014 - 08:34 PM

 

Best cops in the history of humanity.

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#124

Posted 07 February 2014 - 08:34 PM


Here's something a little different for you all:

I was cruising around Sandy Shores recently, and accidentally crashed into a cop car.

I did NOT get a wanted level.

Whoa, the same thing happened to me. 
 
I guess we own GTA V: The special edition which doesn't let us earn a wanted level for the most ridiculous stuff.

Haha, yeah, man. Special edition with merciful cops! I was a little taken aback; you know, tearing down the highway, rear-ending the cop car before I realized what was about to happen. Sat and waited for the two stars to appear ...

Which they never did.

I was in a JoBuilt Phantom, though ... maybe that had something to do with it!
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#125

Posted 07 February 2014 - 08:36 PM Edited by daliakiller, 07 February 2014 - 08:39 PM.

if you think it is ridiculous get a wanted level for keep staring closely to someone, or just being standing and staring to a cop, do this in real life and post you results..

here in São Paulo, Brazil i get close to a real life cop, staring deep into his eyes for 3,5 seconds.. a small star appeared in the sky and suddenly i woke up in the police department without any of my weapons and - 5000 dollars from my pocket..

come on people, creepying someone in the streets would certainly get you into a fight or cops being called on you, thinking you some kind of pervert of crazy sonofa bitch.


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#126

Posted 07 February 2014 - 08:53 PM

 

Best cops in the history of humanity.

Those lazy fools! They need to do some more exercise! 

 

Now, notice how there are no fat officers in LS.

 

Our police force is the best in AMURIKKA, and I, the chief of the LSPD, want to keep it that way.

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#127

Posted 08 February 2014 - 03:22 AM

 

The most ridiculous thing in the world is your Gta IV fanboyism. :lol:

 

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Jokes aside, I once got a wanted level for just staring at a cop.

he said jokes aside?

 

so i don't think it was that mean

 

Yeah, I didn't get banned for that. I just added red text. 


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Posted 08 February 2014 - 03:32 AM

 

 

The most ridiculous thing in the world is your Gta IV fanboyism. :lol:

 

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Jokes aside, I once got a wanted level for just staring at a cop.

he said jokes aside?

 

so i don't think it was that mean

 

Yeah, I didn't get banned for that. I just added red text. 

 

oh i see


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#129

Posted 08 February 2014 - 11:21 AM

Knocking a cop over by complete accident and getting a wanted level for it was a bit stupid - Even more so when the wanted level begins to increase and it starts a chase :v:


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#130

Posted 08 February 2014 - 11:37 AM

Knocking a cop over by complete accident and getting a wanted level for it was a bit stupid - Even more so when the wanted level begins to increase and it starts a chase :v:

Complete accident? It's never an accident.  :miranda:

 

The level increased because you were attempting to escape. We use excessive force to detain criminals.


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#131

Posted 08 February 2014 - 11:45 AM

Knocking a cop over by complete accident and getting a wanted level for it was a bit stupid - Even more so when the wanted level begins to increase and it starts a chase :v:

Complete accident? It's never an accident.  :miranda:
 
The level increased because you were attempting to escape. We use excessive force to detain criminals.

I was always a good boy :(
And... you shouldn't just be standing there in the way!

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 11:46 AM

 

 

Knocking a cop over by complete accident and getting a wanted level for it was a bit stupid - Even more so when the wanted level begins to increase and it starts a chase :v:

Complete accident? It's never an accident.  :miranda:
 
The level increased because you were attempting to escape. We use excessive force to detain criminals.

 

I was always a good boy :(
And... you shouldn't just be standing there in the way!

 

I'll tell the officers to leave you alone. :^:

 

Unless you start a rampage. :p


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Posted 08 February 2014 - 11:46 AM

Ok :^:
I won't start a rampage....... yet.  :ph34r:

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#134

Posted 08 February 2014 - 12:40 PM

I personally prefer the LCPD to the LSPD, it was just funny how incompetent they were.

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 12:48 PM

I personally prefer the LCPD to the LSPD

Only because they LCPD officers are fat. :lol:

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 02:26 PM

The LCPD quotes always made me laugh :lol:.


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#137

Posted 08 February 2014 - 02:28 PM Edited by Gta_V_Fan_101, 08 February 2014 - 02:28 PM.

The most ridiculous thing in the world is the rivalry me and SOL have got going on. 

 

:p

 

My signature truly proves that. 

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#138

Posted 08 February 2014 - 02:31 PM

The most ridiculous thing in the world is the rivalry me and SOL have got going on. 

 

:p

 

My signature truly proves that. 

can't you just give the poor guy a lil chance? :p

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#139

Posted 08 February 2014 - 02:33 PM

I would. But he's SOL for god's sake, he doesn't deserve a chance. 


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Posted 08 February 2014 - 02:36 PM

I would. But he's SOL for god's sake, he doesn't deserve a chance. 

well he hadn't done anything bad for us :p (at least not for me :orly:)


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Posted 08 February 2014 - 02:37 PM Edited by Gta_V_Fan_101, 08 February 2014 - 02:39 PM.

He did for me. 

 

He fu*king put Johnny stomping Trevor as his signature! That is a sin and anyone who does that is not my friend and do not deserve chances. They're my enemies and I can't tolerate them. 

 

Now, I can predict what he'd do. He'll put that shi*ty gif as my signature. 


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#142

Posted 08 February 2014 - 11:54 PM

When the Feds drive like a middle-aged Asian woman coming home from a nail appointment, drunk, and can't see because they don't have glasses, and THEY f*ck YOU OVER FOR IT. 

 

Who in the f*ck made the A.I. in this game tho, honestly. I didn't think Stevie Wonder knew so much about coding.


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 02:14 AM

So, the Feds might not come after me for wasting one of them in a car crash involving a Phantom ...

But they got their revenge. One star for walking into Suburban today.
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Posted 09 February 2014 - 02:23 AM

So, the Feds might not come after me for wasting one of them in a car crash involving a Phantom ...

But they got their revenge. One star for walking into Suburban today.

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 02:23 AM Edited by Broken Condom Kid, 09 February 2014 - 02:24 AM.

 

watch the whole thing, i found it so true and funny


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#146

Posted 09 February 2014 - 12:56 PM

I got a wanted level for just talking to them WTF.


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 01:01 PM

I got a wanted level for just talking to them WTF.

Maybe you insulted one of my officers?

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#148

Posted 10 February 2014 - 03:32 AM

i would just like to say that last night i was standing around a campsite for ages looking into something and got sick of the dudes making comments toward me when i was giving them no trouble at all.. eventually my patience waned to the point where i'd had enough (often doesn't take long lol) and i popped both of them and their dog with my sniper rifle. i waited for the usual police response.. but there was none! winning!


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#149

Posted 10 February 2014 - 07:24 PM

 

I got a wanted level for just talking to them WTF.

Maybe you insulted one of my officers?

 

I spit on his shoe, catch me now coppa


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 07:27 PM Edited by Los Santos Police Department, 10 February 2014 - 07:28 PM.

 

 

I got a wanted level for just talking to them WTF.

Maybe you insulted one of my officers?

 

I spit on his shoe, catch me now coppa

 

Enjoy getting killed in two seconds, by 'Merica's finest.  :miranda:





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