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#61

Posted 15 January 2014 - 10:27 PM

Am I the only one who doesn't get a wanted level for talking to cops or walking near them? I do it at a considerably safe distance often.

 

I didn't get a Wanted level for this, I got wasted:

 

I was minding my own bussiness as Franklin in the Paleto Highway and all of the sudden a cop car tries to ram this SUV but it hits me instead and my car goes out of control and hits a truck head on and Franklin goes out flying.

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 10:31 PM

This has probably been posted already, but I've pulled out of the driveway(of all 3 characters), heard sirens, got smashed into, and attained two stars.

Thankfully R* gives me the ability to retaliate :cool:

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 10:34 PM

LCPD is so much better anyway. they have better lines.

 

"f*ck! you're gonna run, aren't you!"

"AH'M CUMMIN AFTER YOU!"

"AH'M NOT f*ckING KIDDING ASSHOLE!"

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 10:38 PM

@Nobum62

 

I bet you haden't Heard the cop lines in V.


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Posted 15 January 2014 - 10:44 PM

even worse than that is when you are calmly taking a walk minding your own sh*t, then a cop cruiser from out of nowere hits you while in a chase and you end up dead, or run over another vehicles.. even when you stay alive, they chase you WHAT THE f*ck?

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 10:56 PM

@Nobum62

 

I bet you haden't Heard the cop lines in V.

 

i have...


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Posted 15 January 2014 - 11:52 PM

Arrested for not killing a police officer. :sly:

We'll see about that. Crash into my car, and you're screwed.

By the way, we have to confiscate your steak medals. Do not worry, they will be in reliable hands.

;)

Sorry, but I raided your FIB bureau just now with Patrick, Rikie, Taliana, Mike and Frank.
While Michael was saving his own ass he also grabbed my medals.
They're back home.

Now excuse me while I steal your badge and call my buddy Lester...
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Posted 16 January 2014 - 12:05 AM

I was lost in the ocean & I was swimming to get back to LS... I saw a police boat, jumped-in... Then for no reason shots been fired & I died.

 

The 1 billion dollar game.


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Posted 16 January 2014 - 12:29 AM

crashed at an intersection and went flying through the windscreen onto the road, barely survive only to stand up and a cop car clips the side of my leg on it's way past and i just see the wanted stars pop up right before the impact with the road wastes me


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Posted 16 January 2014 - 01:11 AM

I said hi to a ped and he called the cops on me.

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 01:30 AM

 

@Nobum62

 

I bet you haden't Heard the cop lines in V.

 

i have...

 

The only police lines that have made me chuckle are the ones out in Blaine County.

 

"Turn the vehicle off, we need to have a little chat."

 

"SUNOVA BITCH"


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Posted 16 January 2014 - 01:57 AM Edited by killahmatic, 16 January 2014 - 01:58 AM.

I got a wanted level for shopping at Suburban. As I was looking through the list of shirts, there was a ped standing near me, apparently too close, so he called the cops. 


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Posted 16 January 2014 - 07:10 AM Edited by Los Santos Police Department, 16 January 2014 - 07:11 AM.

Arrested for not killing a police officer. :sly:

We'll see about that. Crash into my car, and you're screwed.By the way, we have to confiscate your steak medals. Do not worry, they will be in reliable hands. ;)
Sorry, but I raided your FIB bureau just now with Patrick, Rikie, Taliana, Mike and Frank.While Michael was saving his own ass he also grabbed my medals.They're back home.Now excuse me while I steal your badge and call my buddy Lester...
Thanks for giving us his name, he's the only person Michael didn't rat out. Now, it's time to arrest Lester and those other clowns.

My gun and badge is with me, here in a police station guarded be 690 elite LSPD officers,armed to the teeth with the latest military weapons. The badge is safe here. :lol:

LSPD: Obey and survive.
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Posted 16 January 2014 - 08:09 AM Edited by Dr. Ray De Angelo Harris, 16 January 2014 - 08:11 AM.

Just yesterday, playing as Trevor, I was in the Mission Row Area, kept straight at a junction and a cop car crashed into the side of my car. And guess what, I received a wanted level immediately, which was beyond annoying. So I did what Trevor would do...

 

...some time later, I finally lost my 5 star wanted level after I steered a hijacked Police Predator into a sewer near the Vespucci Canals.


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Posted 16 January 2014 - 09:24 AM

I shot a cop and got three stars on me.

why the f*ck? Killing cops is natural in los angeles.

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 11:07 AM

Minding my own business.


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Posted 16 January 2014 - 01:18 PM

Arrested for not killing a police officer. :sly:

We'll see about that. Crash into my car, and you're screwed.By the way, we have to confiscate your steak medals. Do not worry, they will be in reliable hands. ;)

Sorry, but I raided your FIB bureau just now with Patrick, Rikie, Taliana, Mike and Frank.While Michael was saving his own ass he also grabbed my medals.They're back home.Now excuse me while I steal your badge and call my buddy Lester...

Thanks for giving us his name, he's the only person Michael didn't rat out. Now, it's time to arrest Lester and those other clowns.

My gun and badge is with me, here in a police station guarded be 690 elite LSPD officers,armed to the teeth with the latest military weapons. The badge is safe here. :lol:

LSPD: Obey and survive.

I broke Lester and everyone else out of the pen.
I also stole your armed riot van, if you don't mind.
My name is Niko.

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 01:20 PM

I shot a cop and got three stars on me.

why the f*ck? Killing cops is natural in los angeles.

But it isn't in a Gta game. Especially V. Nobody fu*ks with the cops in V. Unlike the ones in LC which just suck!  :lol:

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 01:24 PM

I shot a cop and got three stars on me.
why the f*ck? Killing cops is natural in los angeles.

But it isn't in a Gta game. Especially V. Nobody fu*ks with the cops in V. Unlike the ones in LC which just suck!  :lol:
Oh, but you don't understand. The LCPD are trained to actually arrest people.

Sure they're fat, incompetent slobs, but at times they can put aside blood lust and use basic police skills. This clearly want taught at the LSPD police academy.:p
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Posted 16 January 2014 - 01:28 PM Edited by Gta_V_Fan_101, 16 January 2014 - 01:29 PM.

 

 

I shot a cop and got three stars on me.
why the f*ck? Killing cops is natural in los angeles.

But it isn't in a Gta game. Especially V. Nobody fu*ks with the cops in V. Unlike the ones in LC which just suck!  :lol:
Oh, but you don't understand . The LCPD are trained to actually arrest people. :p

 

Oh reely?

 

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Den why do dey do dis? Dey stupid.

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 01:33 PM

 

 

 

I shot a cop and got three stars on me.
why the f*ck? Killing cops is natural in los angeles.

But it isn't in a Gta game. Especially V. Nobody fu*ks with the cops in V. Unlike the ones in LC which just suck!  :lol:
Oh, but you don't understand . The LCPD are trained to actually arrest people. :p

 

Oh reely?

 

32963.png

 

Den why do dey do dis? Dey stupid.

 

Explain That. Son Of Liberty. :p


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Posted 16 January 2014 - 01:40 PM Edited by Gta_V_Fan_101, 16 January 2014 - 01:41 PM.

 

 

 

 

I shot a cop and got three stars on me.
why the f*ck? Killing cops is natural in los angeles.

But it isn't in a Gta game. Especially V. Nobody fu*ks with the cops in V. Unlike the ones in LC which just suck!  :lol:
Oh, but you don't understand . The LCPD are trained to actually arrest people. :p

 

Oh reely?

 

32963.png

 

Den why do dey do dis? Dey stupid.

 

Explain That. Son Of Liberty. :p

 

He probably doesn't have an explaination. C'mon MiamiVicedude admit it the LCPD sucks and so does Gta IV. Btw, credit for the pic goes to ten-a-penny. I got it from his post.

 

*User banned for 3000 years

 

 

 

 

 

Overused, joke is overused.

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#83

Posted 16 January 2014 - 01:40 PM

Still not as bad as the LSPD who couldn't care less if you're getting beaten to sh*t by some gang members, but want your blood for simply saying hi to someone.;)

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 01:45 PM

Still not as bad as the LSPD who couldn't care less if you're getting beaten to sh*t by some gang members, but want your blood for simply saying hi to someone. ;)

Hey, MiamiViceBrah! I would rather get beaten to a pulp by some gangbanger rather than get shot by some pigs. 


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Posted 16 January 2014 - 01:54 PM

 

 

 

 

 

I shot a cop and got three stars on me.
why the f*ck? Killing cops is natural in los angeles.

But it isn't in a Gta game. Especially V. Nobody fu*ks with the cops in V. Unlike the ones in LC which just suck!  :lol:
Oh, but you don't understand . The LCPD are trained to actually arrest people. :p

 

Oh reely?

 

32963.png

 

Den why do dey do dis? Dey stupid.

 

Explain That. Son Of Liberty. :p

 

He probably doesn't have an explaination. C'mon MiamiVicedude admit it the LCPD sucks and so does Gta IV. Btw, credit for the pic goes to ten-a-penny. I got it from his post.

 

*User banned for 3000 years

 

 

 

 

 

Overused, joke is overused.

 

HONOR! :blush:

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 02:04 PM Edited by lol232, 16 January 2014 - 02:06 PM.

I shot a cop and got three stars on me.
why the f*ck? Killing cops is natural in los angeles.

But it isn't in a Gta game. Especially V. Nobody fu*ks with the cops in V. Unlike the ones in LC which just suck!  :lol:

Oh, but you don't understand . The LCPD are trained to actually arrest people. :p

Oh reely?
 
32963.png
 
Den why do dey do dis? Dey stupid.

Explain That. Son Of Liberty. :p

It's much worse in GTA V. lol

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 02:05 PM

I'd have to say it was for a cop car failing to yield and crashing directly into me. Then the shooting started.


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Posted 16 January 2014 - 02:44 PM

I called the cops and followed them around flipping them off to make them mad and got one star then when I ran they gave chase and bumped up to two stars anyway I decide to give myself up and as soon as I exit the vehicle, bang bang, wasted. Pigs wouldn't let me surrender.. And they wonder why I use cheat codes cause without them you'd be f*cked. In short, become a superhero.

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#89

Posted 16 January 2014 - 03:20 PM

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Actually, they're able to. I saw an NPC who punched this cop, the cop got up and aimed his gun at it, he didn't shoot at first but then the NPC started running thus promping him to shoot because the NPC was ''resisting arrest''.

 

Some time later I crashed into a Phoenix near the Mission Row PD almost killing a couple of cops, this made them draw their weapons at the car and one of them got near the door yelling at the driving to get out of the vehicle, the thing is.. the driver was dead.

 

It's really how the Police AI reacts to crime. If I punch somebody while being witnessed by cops then i'll get two stars, same applies to the NPCs.

 

OT:

 

I don't know what is it with the ''Hi'' bandwagon.. anyways, I got a wanted level for seriously I dunno. Knocking out when ''nobody was watching'' maybe? Seriously in all honesty I haven't gotten a crime for any ridiculous thing.


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#90

Posted 16 January 2014 - 03:25 PM

You've recieved a wanted level for? I think we're all familiar with the super cops in GTA V, but when I was playing before I got two wanted stars for... wait for it...



Crashing into a f*cking guardrail when no one was around hahaha. What kind of bullsh*t is that?

The LSPD sucks. :p

You damaged it, and didn't want to pay the repair after it saved your life, so...





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