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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:06 AM

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He gets so much abuse its unreal all he wants is a hug :(


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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:08 AM

No.

 

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:08 AM Edited by Headdogg81, 15 January 2014 - 02:12 AM.

I hug him all the time. With lead.


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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:09 AM

Wow you are horrible :L


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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:11 AM

Wow you are horrible :L

 

He wouldn't have deserved it he didn't zip past me with my bike just so he could do an entire joyride around the block and finally deliver it just to troll me.

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:11 AM

4 sessions and a console restart later, and he still won't deliver my cars.

 

All abuse is justified, and encouraged.


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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:12 AM

Here he is working on my...oh.


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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:12 AM

ill personaly stop abusing him when he stop delivering my feltzer when i call for my entity and stop taking my sandking in a joy ride to paleto bay...

does this everytime since 1.09...
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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:12 AM

i love how cheerful he is, i could never hurt him

 

when he goes drivin off with my car tho i give him a calm but firm kick in the knee


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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:13 AM

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He gets so much abuse its unreal all he wants is a hug :(

Sometimes he won't deliver my vehicle and when he does, he'll take it off on a joy ride. He's even pulled me out of it as i'm getting in. Damn him and all his ilk !!! lol


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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:14 AM

I still remember my favorite time when he delivered my car by crashing it onto a tree, just to non-nonchalantly walk out after and say "scratch was already there right?"

 

So I thanked him by super-punching him on the back of the head as he barreled down the pavement.

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:14 AM

Can you blame him for driving away he gets shot and beat on a daily basis...


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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:14 AM

My mechanic is usually spot on.

 

He's had trouble recently, but his wife has been really getting on his ass about delivering my vehicles when all she wants is a hot beef injection.

 

Now, mechanic slave...FETCH ME MY BF INJECTION CAR SLAVE!!!


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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:15 AM

 

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He gets so much abuse its unreal all he wants is a hug :(

Sometimes he won't deliver my vehicle and when he does, he'll take it off on a joy ride. He's even pulled me out of it as i'm getting in. Damn him and all his ilk !!! lol

 

Oh, and he sometimes has the nerve to pull a gun out on me. Wel "hello Mr mechanic. Meet Sir shotgun to the face" hahahaha


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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:15 AM

I dont usually kill him, I only do when he brings me my car...

 

But really, I only kill him when he says that stupid saying "that scratch was already there.. right" 

or when he gets out of the car and is in my way and I bump into him and the dumb ass tries to fight me.


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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:16 AM

You people are just horrible :L


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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:17 AM

Oops

 

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:17 AM

You people are just horrible :L

 

We're all criminals, duh! :miranda:


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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:17 AM

The way I usually treat my mechanic is as follows:

Clean delivery - I leave him alone

"Scratch Was Already There, Right?" - Punch

Scratched delivery - Punch

Badly damaging my car upon delivery - Killed

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:17 AM

You people are just horrible :L

 

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:17 AM

I dont usually kill him, I only do when he brings me my car...

 

But really, I only kill him when he says that stupid saying "that scratch was already there.. right" 

or when he gets out of the car and is in my way and I bump into him and the dumb ass tries to fight me.

hahaha yeah, the old scratch excuse. Well my answer to him is that my baseball bat was just there as it made contact with his head......or the shotgun 


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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:19 AM

How would you like it if you was in his position and got abused daily for delivering cars to people who hate you inside and out


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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:19 AM

He is only ever reliable when I beat him to death every time. Whenever I give him a break for a few deliveries he starts to not show up. Therefore the beatings must continue.

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:21 AM

How would you like it if you was in his position and got abused daily for delivering cars to people who hate you inside and out

 

I'd feel sweetness.


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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:21 AM

He is only ever reliable when I beat him to death every time. Whenever I give him a break for a few deliveries he starts to not show up. Therefore the beatings must continue.

I hope someone beats you with a banana

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:23 AM

 

He is only ever reliable when I beat him to death every time. Whenever I give him a break for a few deliveries he starts to not show up. Therefore the beatings must continue.

I hope someone beats you with a banana

 

 

I hope your ISP cuts you off so you never post on this forum again.

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:26 AM

 

 

He is only ever reliable when I beat him to death every time. Whenever I give him a break for a few deliveries he starts to not show up. Therefore the beatings must continue.

I hope someone beats you with a banana

 

 

I hope your ISP cuts you off so you never post on this forum again.

 

 

 

 

Harsh.


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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:26 AM

 

 

He is only ever reliable when I beat him to death every time. Whenever I give him a break for a few deliveries he starts to not show up. Therefore the beatings must continue.

I hope someone beats you with a banana

 

 

I hope your ISP cuts you off so you never post on this forum again.

 

Well too bad (for now) cause I'm still posting :L


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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:27 AM

 

 

 

He is only ever reliable when I beat him to death every time. Whenever I give him a break for a few deliveries he starts to not show up. Therefore the beatings must continue.

I hope someone beats you with a banana

 

 

I hope your ISP cuts you off so you never post on this forum again.

 

Well too bad (for now) cause I'm still posting :L

 

 

Are you sure?


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Posted 15 January 2014 - 02:28 AM

 

 

 

 

He is only ever reliable when I beat him to death every time. Whenever I give him a break for a few deliveries he starts to not show up. Therefore the beatings must continue.

I hope someone beats you with a banana

 

 

I hope your ISP cuts you off so you never post on this forum again.

 

Well too bad (for now) cause I'm still posting :L

 

 

Are you sure?

 

Well one more warning then I wont be XD





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