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#1

Posted 08 January 2014 - 01:45 PM Edited by Jolly SWAGman, 08 January 2014 - 01:49 PM.

There is actually a half practical use for this. It's pretty ridiculous but I thought I'd post anyway.

I think most people know by now that if you neck enough pisswasser your character will pass out and appear somewhere else.

I've been playing around a bit and trying to use this as an advantage. I did a few missions for Gerald and Martin and after picking up the package from whoever I needed to kill instead of fighting off the reinforcements, I'd just hide and down a six pack or so. I'd wake up without anyone trying to kill me with the package in hand. Woke up just down the block from Gerald's a few times and it was quicker than driving. Once I got the sways on after a few beers, I rarely got hit by NPC bullets either.

I've also drank beers on top of a tall building when I didn't have a parachute as a way of getting down. Worked fine.

Might be of use if anyone is ever pinned down by a sniper anywhere and they can't get away from the area. Sure it might be easier just to teleport by starting a mission but I reckon this way is more fun. I'm a pussy though so Id probably just go into passive mode if I was getting sniped and go on my merry way.
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Posted 08 January 2014 - 01:49 PM

i actually did not know this. so thanks!


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Posted 08 January 2014 - 01:50 PM

Thank you for introducing me to my new primary form of travel.

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 01:50 PM

Nice find, swear I've had so many pisswassers and never passed out before though
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Posted 08 January 2014 - 01:51 PM

Nice. I actually have all the convenience store items maxed. This will help.

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 01:52 PM Edited by Jolly SWAGman, 08 January 2014 - 01:53 PM.

Apparently if you drink enough to pass out in a friends garage you will wake up somewhere else but a clone will be left there. If you keep doing it you are meant to be able to fill up the garage Being John Malkovich style. I haven't ever tried personally
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Posted 08 January 2014 - 01:53 PM

What a bloody good idea, nice one! never even crossed my mind.


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Posted 08 January 2014 - 01:54 PM

Wow, thanks for the tip mate! This might actually result in fun!


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Posted 08 January 2014 - 01:54 PM

post of the day
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Posted 08 January 2014 - 01:55 PM

Nice find, swear I've had so many pisswassers and never passed out before though


You have to make sure you hold down the action button until your character throws the beer away by themselves, otherwise you just have a few sips before you throw it away.
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Posted 08 January 2014 - 01:55 PM

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 01:56 PM

New to me too.


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Posted 08 January 2014 - 01:56 PM

OP takes a break from deranged posts about something called "Cricket" to actually post some useful info - go you OP!

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 01:59 PM

OP takes a break from deranged posts about something called "Cricket" to actually post some useful info - go you OP!


You make a good point. We want spectators at the cricket to be able to drink as many beers as they please without teleporting away from the game. We will have to flesh that out on the cricket page.
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Posted 08 January 2014 - 01:59 PM

 

Nice find, swear I've had so many pisswassers and never passed out before though


You have to make sure you hold down the action button until your character throws the beer away by themselves, otherwise you just have a few sips before you throw it away.

 

 

I'm level 195 and I never knew this.. damn. Thanks!


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Posted 08 January 2014 - 02:00 PM

lets try this fast before R* discover we are doing this and patch it...

R* motto "fun is prohibited"
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Posted 08 January 2014 - 02:36 PM

Good stuff!


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Posted 08 January 2014 - 02:41 PM

Awesome thanks!

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 02:44 PM

Nice. I actually have all the convenience store items maxed. This will help.


Maxed out? What's the max?

I've been playing since launch and my cigarettes is out 77.
Been trying to hit the max you can hold ( not max you can buy), but my guy has a CIG every now and then when I load.

He does drink beer more then a smoke though. I wish he would stop eating the health items!

Does any one know how to make sure he doesn't eat food on loading other then having spawn location to property?

And what a good way to stock up on items past the stores allowed carry limit?

Sorry for being of topic.

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 02:50 PM

Nice. I actually have all the convenience store items maxed. This will help.

Maxed out? What's the max?

I've been playing since launch and my cigarettes is out 77.
Been trying to hit the max you can hold ( not max you can buy), but my guy has a CIG every now and then when I load.

He does drink beer more then a smoke though. I wish he would stop eating the health items!

Does any one know how to make sure he doesn't eat food on loading other then having spawn location to property?

And what a good way to stock up on items past the stores allowed carry limit?

Sorry for being of topic.

To tell you the truth I didn't know you could go over your carry limit and don't have a clue how you got 77 smokes. When I'm at my max I just run over snacks ect dropped by enemies.

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 03:06 PM

so if your ever in danger

just pass out from drinking

 

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 03:10 PM

Nice. I actually have all the convenience store items maxed. This will help.

Maxed out? What's the max?

I've been playing since launch and my cigarettes is out 77.
Been trying to hit the max you can hold ( not max you can buy), but my guy has a CIG every now and then when I load.

He does drink beer more then a smoke though. I wish he would stop eating the health items!

Does any one know how to make sure he doesn't eat food on loading other then having spawn location to property?

And what a good way to stock up on items past the stores allowed carry limit?

Sorry for being of topic.
To tell you the truth I didn't know you could go over your carry limit and don't have a clue how you got 77 smokes. When I'm at my max I just run over snacks ect dropped by enemies.

I know how but can't seem to make him pick items up all the time.

The 4 health items the highest they have been is
50
38
22
12
Then beer
Then cigs

Sometimes when you kill NPC's they drop items, but your not always able to pick them up.
When I want to stock up a little past the limit I start a Gerald mission and just run around killing beach walkers.

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 03:13 PM

passed out from whiskey in the apartment before, I approve this thread. How many beers before you black out?

 

side note: a less beneficial way to use the beer is to get drunk before a race...


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Posted 08 January 2014 - 03:14 PM

Nice. I actually have all the convenience store items maxed. This will help.

Maxed out? What's the max?

I've been playing since launch and my cigarettes is out 77.
Been trying to hit the max you can hold ( not max you can buy), but my guy has a CIG every now and then when I load.

He does drink beer more then a smoke though. I wish he would stop eating the health items!

Does any one know how to make sure he doesn't eat food on loading other then having spawn location to property?

And what a good way to stock up on items past the stores allowed carry limit?

Sorry for being of topic.
To tell you the truth I didn't know you could go over your carry limit and don't have a clue how you got 77 smokes. When I'm at my max I just run over snacks ect dropped by enemies.
I know how but can't seem to make him pick items up all the time.

The 4 health items the highest they have been is
50
38
22
12
Then beer
Then cigs

Sometimes when you kill NPC's they drop items, but your not always able to pick them up.
When I want to stock up a little past the limit I start a Gerald mission and just run around killing beach walkers.

Nice find if someone can work out how to do it every time. Sounds like you might be onto something with the beach walker thing.

Now we just need to find a use for cigarettes besides looking cool in front of teenagers and everything might have some purpose.

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 03:15 PM Edited by Kinkade, 08 January 2014 - 03:16 PM.

so if your ever in danger
just pass out from drinking
 
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If you are trapped on top of a tall building without means of escape, funnel a 12-pack. This should get you down in no time. Works IRL too...

Does this work with whiskey in your apartment as well? If so, is it faster than beer?

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 03:17 PM

passed out from whiskey in the apartment before, I approve this thread. How many beers before you black out?
 
side note: a less beneficial way to use the beer is to get drunk before a race...


Seems to around 6 - 8 depending on how quick you neck em. You can't seem to do the quick use while in cover thing that you can with snacks (maybe I was just getting shot to much while trying this too)

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 03:19 PM

Excellent tip OP! Truly usefull.

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 03:21 PM

Cheers( :beerhat: ) for the tip.

 

Will be handy if you start a session in your apartment with a bounty and there are trolls outside. :^:


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Posted 08 January 2014 - 03:47 PM

OP did you notice that when you respawn, it's outside a hospital?


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Posted 08 January 2014 - 03:50 PM

Time to start drinking more pisswasser.





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