Have you guys ever, you know, messed up while talking? I'm not talking about something like pronouncing a word wrong, but staying something completely and utterly pitiful. Like "Oh sh*t, did I really just f*cking say that!?" sort of moment. The kind of f*ck up that can get you into trouble.
For example, when I was in seventh grade, I was sitting next to this black girl (can't remember her name for the life of me) and we were working on some sort of math sheet. It was one of those sheets where the answer would give you a color and you'd have to color in the picture via the answer's color. So, I got out my crayon box and because I was a stupid little sh*t, I had a crayon box that looks like a bar of chocolate. Now, the black girl looks over and says "...That looks like chocolate...". Without thinking (because I was to interested in coloring the sheet) I looked at her and said "YOU LOOK LIKE CHOCOLATE!". I said it extremely loud and everyone looked up and laughed at me. I was sent to the office and had to talk to the school counselor about my "issues with African Americans", which I didn't and still don't have.
So, have you guys every messed up while talking and gotten yourself into trouble?