Quantcast

Jump to content

» «
Photo

Worst mistake while talking?

42 replies to this topic
theNGclan
  • theNGclan

    lowkey tryna die

  • Members
  • Joined: 06 Apr 2011
  • United-States
  • Best Character 2016 [Niko Bellic Ped]
    Best Conversion 2016 [GTA: Underground] [Contribution]
    Best Topic 2014 [GTA V and Steam]

#1

Posted 04 January 2014 - 07:35 PM

Have you guys ever, you know, messed up while talking? I'm not talking about something like pronouncing a word wrong, but staying something completely and utterly pitiful. Like "Oh sh*t, did I really just f*cking say that!?" sort of moment. The kind of f*ck up that can get you into trouble.

 

For example, when I was in seventh grade, I was sitting next to this black girl (can't remember her name for the life of me) and we were  working on some sort of math sheet. It was one of those sheets where the answer would give you a color and you'd have to color in the picture via the answer's color. So, I got out my crayon box and because I was a stupid little sh*t, I had a crayon box that looks like a bar of chocolate. Now, the black girl looks over and says "...That looks like chocolate...". Without thinking (because I was to interested in coloring the sheet) I looked at her and said "YOU LOOK LIKE CHOCOLATE!". I said it extremely loud and everyone looked up and laughed at me. I was sent to the office and had to talk to the school counselor about my "issues with African Americans", which I didn't and still don't have.

 

So, have you guys every messed up while talking and gotten yourself into trouble?

  • Finn 7 five 11, Shah Sam, EphemeralStar and 2 others like this

Panz
  • Panz

  • Andolini Mafia Family
  • Joined: 18 Aug 2008
  • United-States
  • Best Returning Member 2013
    Best Member in a Group 2013
    Hottest Member 2014
    ET Porn Endorser

#2

Posted 04 January 2014 - 07:43 PM Edited by Panz, 04 January 2014 - 07:44 PM.

Yeah. When I was in 3rd grade, some creepy little ginger wrote a note to friend of mine that said something like, "Dear Lindsay, I want to hump you." The note happened to be written on a piece of paper I had colored in art class, and this little creepy kid gave me the note to give to the girl, and I, without reading it ahead of time, read it out loud...very loudly. So, everyone thought I was some creepy little lesbian child who wanted to dry hump this other girl. They sent me to the principal's office, but luckily I was saved because that creepy little ginger ran around that day trying to dry hump girls at recess, which was my prime evidence that he had actually written the note.

Win.

Fun fact: He's 100% homosexual now.

 

There was another that was completely on me...It was also during my single-digit years. I told my guy friend that he'd make a good couple with this other girl because they were both fat. We're not friends anymore...I was such a little asshole. 

  • Finn 7 five 11, Shah Sam and EphemeralStar like this

Kalvin
  • Kalvin

  • The Yakuza
  • Joined: 06 Apr 2011
  • United-Kingdom
  • Best GTAGarage Staff 2017
    Most Talented [Graphics] 2016
    Best Crew 2016 [The Daily Globe]
    Crew Poster Battle Winner 2016
    Best Conversion 2016 [GTA: Underground] [Contribution]
    Best Workshop 2016 [Honorable mention]
    Most Desperate Campaign Poster 2015
    April Fools Winner 2015
    Champion Guinea Pig [GTAFMC]
    Most Annoying Member [All Time]
    Biggest Asskisser 2014
    Contribution Award [Mods]
    Best Total Overhaul 2014 [GTA SA Beta Edition]
    Biggest Asskisser 2013

#3

Posted 04 January 2014 - 08:05 PM Edited by Kalvin, 04 January 2014 - 08:06 PM.

Yeah. When I was in 3rd grade, some creepy little ginger wrote a note to friend of mine that said something like, "Dear Lindsay, I want to hump you." The note happened to be written on a piece of paper I had colored in art class, and this little creepy kid gave me the note to give to the girl, and I, without reading it ahead of time, read it out loud...very loudly. So, everyone thought I was some creepy little lesbian child who wanted to dry hump this other girl. They sent me to the principal's office, but luckily I was saved because that creepy little ginger ran around that day trying to dry hump girls at recess, which was my prime evidence that he had actually written the note.

Win.

Fun fact: He's 100% homosexual now.

 

There was another that was completely on me...It was also during my single-digit years. I told my guy friend that he'd make a good couple with this other girl because they were both fat. We're not friends anymore...I was such a little asshole. 

I was going to make a joke about the little ginger kid possibly being *cough* Ryan *cough*, but you said he's a homosexual now so that would be too offensive..

Goddamn you Panz, I wanted to be funny for once! :(

Spoiler



But anyways, as of yet I haven't had such mistakes while talking, but hell, I've still got 87 years to go! 

  • Panz and Scaglietti like this

trip
  • trip

    ~

  • Andolini Mafia Family
  • Joined: 10 Oct 2007
  • United-States
  • Contribution Award [GTAF]
    Contribution Award [Gen Chat]
    Contribution Award [GTAF Census]
    Doggo-Chop Winner 2016

#4

Posted 04 January 2014 - 08:09 PM

Once while working the super cool, specialty retail, job I had as a younger kid I asked a fat customer when she was due.

  • Failure, Panz, Finn 7 five 11 and 6 others like this

lol232
  • lol232

    Got room for one more?

  • Members
  • Joined: 26 Mar 2010
  • Serbia

#5

Posted 04 January 2014 - 08:10 PM

Lol'd @ the OP.

It's quite common to me because I have a problem with talking, and it's not only English, I talking about talking in general, nowdays whenever I talk to someone I like to take time so I can think what I can say, this is quite common for me.

When typing I don't sound retarded because It gives me a century to think.

 

I'll edit this post later and try to remember something. :lol:


EphemeralStar
  • EphemeralStar

    fkyou

  • Andolini Mafia Family
  • Joined: 26 Dec 2013
  • Canada

#6

Posted 04 January 2014 - 08:13 PM

I went to my workplace to pick up my cheque and was having a conversation with my coworker. He mentioned his last name was "Saunders" and without thinking and being a total racist c*nt I said out loud, "That sound's like a black person's name." (and he's white) Without realizing there was a black guy standing right next to me ordering food. I ran the fk out of there as fast as I could. I don't even know why I said that to this day. It wasn't even funny. 

  • 018361 and Shah Sam like this

Mr. House
  • Mr. House

    I'm not good with people, but at least I'm not a racist

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 18 Oct 2013
  • United-States

#7

Posted 04 January 2014 - 08:19 PM

I went to my workplace to pick up my cheque and was having a conversation with my coworker. He mentioned his last name was "Saunders" and without thinking and being a total racist c*nt I said out loud, "That sound's like a black person's name." (and he's white) Without realizing there was a black guy standing right next to me ordering food. I ran the fk out of there as fast as I could. I don't even know why I said that to this day. It wasn't even funny. 

If it makes you feel better, I just laughed.

  • Kippers, Killerdude and EphemeralStar like this

018361
  • 018361

    "Bad characteristics covered in Christs blood"

  • Members
  • Joined: 21 Jul 2010
  • United-States

#8

Posted 04 January 2014 - 09:09 PM Edited by 018361, 04 January 2014 - 09:42 PM.

Let me put it this way. It has gotten so bad that I feel guilty when I am thinking to myself about a situation or someone. If I see someone and I think " wow she's hot " my mind feels embarrassed as if I had just yelled it out at that very moment. Sometimes I feel as if people can hear what I am thinking and I will end up feeling guilty about thinking certain thought about people because I feel as if they can hear me....I think I need mental help.  

 

For the sake of the discussion I will add some real-life examples.

 

- Once when I was with a friend I was mimicking an internet video ( tourettes guy ) and I said " f*ck the Philippines, they can fill up my ass " I don't know why, but I did and then I had remembered that he was Filipino. Needless to say I felt like an ass, but there are worse.

 

- when I was younger I had walked into a room where my sister and her friend were crying. I said the worst thing possible by saying " who died " and then immediately remembered that my sisters friends child had just passed away at birth. At that moment I felt like the lowest piece of sh*t to have ever walked this earth. The worst part is that I know it hurt by how they both just broke down sobbing after they had a bit of a calm-down from crying.

 

- I was talking to this girl who I liked on FB and I was just making casual conversation when she asked me what I was doing and I had said "talking to you and watching YouTube videos" I then proceeded to send her a link of the video which was of a baby falling onto a subway track and nearly getting killed. I never talked to her again since.  

  • Shah Sam and SingularSoul like this

Marwin
  • Marwin

    Marloslov Davidoff

  • Leone Family Mafia
  • Joined: 18 Feb 2008
  • Norway
  • Kenny G Enthusiast [All Time]
    Contribution [Music]

#9

Posted 05 January 2014 - 12:06 AM

When talking to pretty girls (I'm in Norway, which means 102% of girls) I tend to get slightly inconsistent. All "What I'm trying to say is.. that you kinda.. well you know when.... like...you're kinda... I'm trying to-----"

  • 018361 and Eliz like this

theadmiral
  • theadmiral

    Founder And Opening Batsman: Vinewood Cricket Club

  • The Precinct
  • Joined: 26 Sep 2013
  • Trinidad-and-Tobago

#10

Posted 05 January 2014 - 12:12 AM

I know someone that has a blue tooth but I always just ignored it. Not sure if it is dead or rotten or what. Anyway, they were walking around wearing a Bluetooth headset that I hadn't seen them wearing before and I said "Oh, where did you get your Bluetooth?"

 

Nothing happened or anything but there was an awkward few seconds.


Nuggets
  • Nuggets

    SenseiKOFF

  • Members
  • Joined: 16 Jun 2013
  • Finland

#11

Posted 05 January 2014 - 12:34 AM

When I was in third grade I asked this black chick at my school if black people call each other niggas and I remember saying to her ''yo whatz up nigga, WEST SIDE!'' or something like that. I was f*cking stupid. 

  • Shah Sam likes this

MiamiViceCity
  • MiamiViceCity

    The Harwood Butcher

  • Moderator
  • Joined: 14 Oct 2007
  • Australia
  • Most Obsessive Name Changer 2016 (My unofficial GTAF annual award)
    Biggest Fanboy 2013, 2014, 2015
    Best Poster [GTA] 2014
    Best Member in the OGA 2012

#12

Posted 05 January 2014 - 06:20 AM

I say stupid sh*t all the time. For no reason at all I say things with no logic or don't make any sense.
  • 018361 and Rewas like this

JustOneMonth
  • JustOneMonth

    Griefer? Better Call Saul!

  • Members
  • Joined: 19 Aug 2013
  • Brazil

#13

Posted 05 January 2014 - 06:37 AM Edited by JustOneMonth, 05 January 2014 - 06:37 AM.

Procastination, has an often common way of f*cking up my talks, such as starting a new talk over the main one, i also mostly talk when necessary, ''you are kinda quiet'' is annoying and bad. Wich is funny because i tend do talk alot to people i firstly don't give a damn about if he or her finds me obnoxious because of it, and it has given me most of my friends.

 

It is one of those problems you know doesen't make any sense but you keep doing on nature, and it annoys me.


marco-polo
  • marco-polo

    ?

  • Members
  • Joined: 25 Oct 2013
  • None

#14

Posted 05 January 2014 - 07:02 AM Edited by marco-polo, 05 January 2014 - 07:03 AM.

Yeah my talking skills sure do need to improve, i'm pretty inconsistent sometimes...not stutter-like but gaps in what i want to say. I'll say things that i didn't mean to say, not thinking it out properly and by then it's too late to correct.

 

Worst? A White Christmas joke to someone i didn't know was Indigenous.. :miranda:

  • 018361 likes this

WBaker
  • WBaker

    Acatalepsis

  • Members
  • Joined: 18 Sep 2013
  • United-States

#15

Posted 05 January 2014 - 03:41 PM Edited by WBaker, 05 January 2014 - 03:42 PM.

A couple of weeks ago my girlfriend and I were having sandwiches and although there was plenty of chicken and turkey, there were only two pieces of ham left. I said, and I still regret this, "Honey, would you like the last of the ham?"

It turned out she did, in fact, want the last of the ham. I really wanted a ham sandwich. I can't believe I said that.

gn1992
  • gn1992

    Playa

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 30 Dec 2013

#16

Posted 05 January 2014 - 04:20 PM

Damn right I did.

 

I was with a girl in my car, and while I was kissing her belly, I asked her why she took her piercing out. She said she never had one.

 

LOL 

  • Black & White likes this

GunWrath
  • GunWrath

    Alcoholic Blues

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 15 Jun 2012
  • United-States
  • Most Helpful [Expression] 2013

#17

Posted 05 January 2014 - 04:58 PM

On the night of my last arrest acouple years ago, I remember while getting cuffed (drunk of course) I blurted out 'I'll cuff your f*cking wife up you prick' .. then my head got slammed on the hood of the car. Derp.


gn1992
  • gn1992

    Playa

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 30 Dec 2013

#18

Posted 05 January 2014 - 05:04 PM

On the night of my last arrest acouple years ago, I remember while getting cuffed (drunk of course) I blurted out 'I'll cuff your f*cking wife up you prick' .. then my head got slammed on the hood of the car. Derp.

reminds me of channel x

 

the paddy wagon

  • Cameron likes this

Shah Sam
  • Shah Sam

    Shah

  • Members
  • Joined: 30 Nov 2012
  • Norway

#19

Posted 05 January 2014 - 06:08 PM

- when I was younger I had walked into a room where my sister and her friend were crying. I said the worst thing possible by saying " who died " and then immediately remembered that my sisters friends child had just passed away at birth. At that moment I felt like the lowest piece of sh*t to have ever walked this earth. The worst part is that I know it hurt by how they both just broke down sobbing after they had a bit of a calm-down from crying. 

 

f*ck, I actually laughed.

 

sh*t, I feel like an asshole.


Fireman
  • Fireman

    Cunning Stunter

  • Members
  • Joined: 25 Mar 2005

#20

Posted 05 January 2014 - 06:11 PM

I can't recall me saying anything awful, but I've been the victim of a lot of: "THE GIRL SECTION IS OVER THERE" when I was younger.

 

Actually now I think of it, I was pretty evil when a girl of our class was missing for two days and we made some horrible jokes about her (she was a bitch, so yeah) and she turned out dead a few days later (suicide). She was black as well, so you can probably guess what kind of jokes we made.

  • Shah Sam likes this

BarelyLegal
  • BarelyLegal

    You're a cünt.

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 14 Sep 2013
  • United-Kingdom

#21

Posted 05 January 2014 - 08:50 PM

A couple of friends and I used to be into Tech Decks a few years back. One of my buddies is cork-asian, the other is half Jamaican. My Jamaican friend was in our dining room downstairs, fingerboarding on the table, whilst me and my white friend were upstairs. I can't remember what we were doing exactly, when suddenly out of the blue I yell "ni**er!" at the top of my lungs. Flabbergasted, I'm standing there with my hand over my mouth, with my friend looking at me in a completely shocked expression. This friend and I have a very warped sense of humour that do include racial slurs and whatnot. It goes without saying that we mean nothing by it, we obviously never say stupid things in public, but it just crept up on me seemingly from out of nowhere. My friend starts laughing like mad, and I'm like "DUDE, WHAT DO I DO?! I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THAT!". We both agree that the situation is completely f*cked, so we agree to head downstairs. I gulp, bite my tongue, and head into the dining room. My black friend is sitting there, still playing with his Tech Deck, and nothing more was said about it. 

 

To this day, I'm still not sure whether he heard or not. If he did, he must be very tolerant indeed. That situation could have ended very, very badly. 

 

Why am I laughing?


Pyrrhic
  • Pyrrhic

    you will never be one of us

  • Members
  • Joined: 19 Aug 2011
  • Australia

#22

Posted 05 January 2014 - 11:41 PM Edited by Linc., 06 January 2014 - 02:40 AM.

Our class was reading Of Mice and Men and later that period I accidentally called a black kid (called Claude) Crooks. :whistle:

Audiophile
  • Audiophile

    HowLongUntilTrumpLeaves.com

  • Zaibatsu
  • Joined: 26 Jul 2012
  • Canada

#23

Posted 06 January 2014 - 02:18 AM

Yeah, I f*cked up badly one time and only realized it minutes later.

 

Was a few years ago. I was talking to my teacher in senior year of high school, who wanted to do some BS thing where we write a letter to ourselves 5 years from now and then she will email it to us in 5 years.

 

I was making a joke, like the retard that I was, and I said "but what if you die?" when I said "you" I meant it in the perspective of what if I die and you send it to me but I am dead hurrr duuurrr so funny....but instead it sounded like "what if you die?"

 

My English clearly broke in that moment.

 

Yeah.....doesn't matter, still passed.


GunWrath
  • GunWrath

    Alcoholic Blues

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 15 Jun 2012
  • United-States
  • Most Helpful [Expression] 2013

#24

Posted 06 January 2014 - 02:21 AM

Don't have a f*cking clue what you just said Audio, but if you need someone to talk to, I'm here. 

  • Audiophile likes this

Audiophile
  • Audiophile

    HowLongUntilTrumpLeaves.com

  • Zaibatsu
  • Joined: 26 Jul 2012
  • Canada

#25

Posted 06 January 2014 - 02:24 AM

Yeah, it was messed up. I think you had to be there to get it.

 

Basically, my teacher wanted to have us write a letter to the future us 5 years from now. When those 5 years passed, she would email that letter to us so we could look back on it and compare where we ended up. I asked my teacher "what if you die?" as in what if she dies. When I had meant to ask what if I die, as a joke. Seeing as how I won't get the letter if I am dead 5 years from that moment. A lot can happen in 5 years. :lol:

 

My English broke when I asked that. And I think it broke when I tried to describe what happened, you kind of had to be there.


RoadRunner71
  • RoadRunner71

    Left to rust

  • Members
  • Joined: 11 Mar 2012
  • None

#26

Posted 06 January 2014 - 02:33 AM

I don't know but once, many years ago, I almost began a fight for one and started an enmity that lasted for years.

Nlwt
  • Nlwt

  • The Yardies
  • Joined: 08 May 2013
  • Lesotho

#27

Posted 06 January 2014 - 02:33 AM

I was in town looking for the nearest tram stop which I couldn't find for the life of me, so I went up to somebody and said 'Excuse me, Sir, could you tell me where the nearest tram stop is?' To my horror, they turned around and it was a rather large bearded woman.


Frank Brown
  • Frank Brown

    Big Homie

  • Leone Family Mafia
  • Joined: 01 Oct 2013
  • United-States

#28

Posted 06 January 2014 - 02:39 AM Edited by Vlynor, 06 January 2014 - 02:39 AM.

Recently I told a woman, rather loudly, to shut up while in the hospital because she just kept yelling. It doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but, right after I had noticed she just had her legs amputated and was calling for a nurse. I was heavily drugged, so that should give me a pass... right?


ShadowDog94
  • ShadowDog94

    Gaming since '94

  • Members
  • Joined: 02 Nov 2012
  • Ireland

#29

Posted 06 January 2014 - 03:05 AM

Recently I told a woman, rather loudly, to shut up while in the hospital because she just kept yelling. It doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but, right after I had noticed she just had her legs amputated and was calling for a nurse. I was heavily drugged, so that should give me a pass... right?

Hell no. Prepare for death by car bomb.

  • Frank Brown likes this

Chukkles
  • Chukkles

    Big Homie

  • Members
  • Joined: 05 Oct 2007

#30

Posted 06 January 2014 - 03:32 AM

Most of this seems racial. So I'll add my 2cents worth.

An old friend Josh, He is black. I said a phrase like the phrase Golly Gosh. It's a stereotypical English phrase, like "Golly gosh let's have some tea chaps."
Well I said "Golly Josh". The moment I said it I knew the other way it could be taken and he obviously knew that too. I don't think he understood the stereotypical saying at all.
He said "what do you mean by that" and me feeling bad just said "nothing".
Never spoke again.

For those unsure, a gollywog is a black doll that are no longer made or called that, but gollywog became a racial slur.




1 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users