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#31

Posted 05 January 2014 - 12:14 AM

God some of you people are so damn depressing. And I would not want to be cremated, no way in hell. I'd just like to be buried.

 

I know I am depressing, I'm sorry. :lol:


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#32

Posted 05 January 2014 - 06:19 PM

I just changed my mind.

 

I want THIS to play at my funeral.

 


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#33

Posted 06 January 2014 - 12:00 AM

I will die of natural causes and hence have an open-casket funeral so everyone can see my body and then Creeping Death will play and I will SIT UP IN MY COFFIN!

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#34

Posted 06 January 2014 - 12:31 AM

Soon.


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#35

Posted 06 January 2014 - 01:42 AM

Breaking Bad themed "funeral"... Well not really a funeral, more so just having a bunch of guys melt my body in a barrel of acid and bury it out in the desert.

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#36

Posted 06 January 2014 - 02:30 AM

I want to be turned into a motherf*cking diamond. 


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#37

Posted 06 January 2014 - 03:20 AM Edited by GunWrath, 06 January 2014 - 03:21 AM.

What if you're sold as a diamond to some ugly, dirty, Detroit gutter whore/prostitute as a 'wedding' ring to her pimp?


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#38

Posted 06 January 2014 - 04:41 AM

"Only I can live forever"

 

Guess the movie quote and you'll indeed "live forever".


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Posted 06 January 2014 - 04:47 AM

What if you're sold as a diamond to some ugly, dirty, Detroit gutter whore/prostitute as a 'wedding' ring to her pimp?

It seems like a fitting way to use my mortal remains,* and it's nicer than a crack rock. 

 

* I have never paid for sex, nor I have I ever pimped someone out.


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Posted 06 January 2014 - 05:55 AM

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Funnily enough, having people being forced into displaying sadness is how my funeral will most likely go down.


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#41

Posted 06 January 2014 - 11:29 AM

I want my funeral to be without me.


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Posted 06 January 2014 - 11:42 AM

My Funeral? I hope I'm not alive to see it.

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#43

Posted 06 January 2014 - 11:46 AM

I want this song to be played when I die:

 

Even the motto of this town is saddning: The town that can't be shaded any hue.

Just remove "town" and put  "person". It can be more sad. :(


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#44

Posted 06 January 2014 - 12:24 PM

My religion which is "Custom YOLO Swag Chradder United For The World" believes cremation is unholy and results in forever unhappiness.
Unfortunately, someone who I will not live without chose to be cremated, so, cremation is how I'm going down I guess.

Funeral?
I'll give everyone that attends a Gary Coleman desktop grill and a filet cut to my shape so they can burn "me".

Cheers.

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#45

Posted 07 January 2014 - 11:31 PM

I'd want it to be a big party and not a somber affair. Beyond that i'm not really too worried about it. Depressing funerals are awful.


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#46

Posted 07 January 2014 - 11:32 PM

Embalmed and hooked up to strings so when ever anyone rings my doorbell I'll come down and do a funny dance while they wait.

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#47

Posted 08 January 2014 - 05:00 AM Edited by Xboxless, 08 January 2014 - 05:13 AM.

I want my body, uncovered, buried underneath a tree.

 

I want the atoms of my body to be free to enter, for lack of a better word, back into the universe from which it came. So that they may become a part of something else, something just as beautiful as I was.

 

I want their to be joy.

 

Here's a poem, I just wrote.

 

When I die,
lie me down,
underneath a tree,
so my atoms,
can float in the cosmic sea.


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Posted 08 January 2014 - 05:05 AM

About cremation though .. what if even you're dead but your brain isn't 100% dead.. maybe you feel the pain of the flames crisping your body. f*ck that.. I rather be buried, even if my brain is alive, atleast I won't feel pain honestly. I have a fear of drowning and being burnt alive. So cremation is out of the question for me.


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Posted 08 January 2014 - 03:09 PM

Around the tree where I hang myself.


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Posted 08 January 2014 - 07:58 PM Edited by lucid121, 08 January 2014 - 09:10 PM.

I want my funeral to be a party, I don't want my family to remember it as a sad day. And maybe they can have drugs, strippers and hookers.

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#51

Posted 08 January 2014 - 08:50 PM

The fact that I'm going to be dead makes me not really care about my funeral.

I guess it's up to my family - They are going to be the ones there, they may as well make it the way they want to.

One thing I would like though is for it to be a happy occasion as lucid121 - It wouldn't be nice for anybody to remember my funeral as a sad occasion :/


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Posted 09 January 2014 - 11:33 AM Edited by Danz., 09 January 2014 - 11:34 AM.

When I die, I don't want to be buried.

 

I will still live on in other peoples bodies by being an organ donor. If there's something I can't donate, then BURN IT IN HELL!


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#53

Posted 09 January 2014 - 01:27 PM

How has nobody said Viking funeral yet..     (Maybe someone did I scanned the topic, whatever)

Seems fitting, I have long blonde hair, am of pale complexion and think Vikings are rad.

 

I will see you in Valhalla. 


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Posted 09 January 2014 - 06:40 PM

A state funeral with the full pomp and fanfare, but accompanied by lasers and pounding German techno.


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#55

Posted 09 January 2014 - 06:49 PM

On my will, I'm gonna say that I recorded a message for my funeral attendees on a VHS, and that they are to play it when everyone has arrived.


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#56

Posted 09 January 2014 - 08:11 PM Edited by Mr Scratch, 09 January 2014 - 08:11 PM.

I want my ashes loaded up into one of these and fired at a bunch of hipsters organized like bowling pins while this song is playing.

 

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#57

Posted 09 January 2014 - 11:48 PM

Like GG's funeral.

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