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#1

Posted 04 January 2014 - 06:32 AM

I've been thinking about my funeral, and I was thinking on what it would be like. I then decided that I want my funeral to be held at a Costco. I then decided that I would have a "New Kids"- themed funeral, meaning that nobody would be admitted unless they had facial hair or tracksuits. Finally, I would want to have this played as my body is lowered to the ground.

 

 

That being said, what do you want your funeral to be like?


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Posted 04 January 2014 - 06:33 AM

This song would represent the loss of me. :ph34r: :ph34r:

 

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 06:35 AM

I don't want a funeral, I want to be paraded around like in Weekend at Bernie's.

 

...all joking aside, toss me into a furnace if it's cheaper than a funeral. 

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 06:37 AM

Just leave me. The rats will eventually eat me

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 06:39 AM Edited by theNGclan, 04 January 2014 - 06:47 AM.

I want my body to fly into the funeral home and then land at the beginning of the isle, then I was my body to dance violently down the isle (limply might I add). I plan to have a playlist to play at my funeral. Consisting of...

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SwlqFc8RHA

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA


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Posted 04 January 2014 - 06:46 AM

Wtf is with all of the morbid threads?

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 06:46 AM Edited by whatsstrength, 04 January 2014 - 06:52 AM.

I don't know if I want to have a funeral, they're very expensive and I wouldn't want to burden my loved ones. It's not really relevant anyway because my consciousness will be gone for eternity and I won't be able to see the event. 

 

“I would request that my body in death be buried not cremated, so that the energy content contained within it gets returned to the earth, so that flora and fauna can dine upon it, just as I have dined upon flora and fauna during my lifetime”- Neil Degrasse Tyson

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 06:49 AM Edited by ChopTheDog., 04 January 2014 - 06:49 AM.

I want to be cremated.

 

I don't want to rot on this planet.


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Posted 04 January 2014 - 06:50 AM Edited by headmetalbanger, 04 January 2014 - 07:06 AM.

 

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 06:59 AM

I hate them, so I don't want a funeral. I just want my family to dump me in the ground and move on with their lives as quickly as possible.


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Posted 04 January 2014 - 08:03 AM Edited by Audiophile, 04 January 2014 - 08:04 AM.

I've been thinking a lot about this lately.

 

I think maybe I would like to be cremated....have my ashes spread somewhere nice. Maybe the ocean. Or maybe just have my family keep the ashes.

 

I know I'll be dead but I just don't like the thought of my body rotting in a box under the ground.

 

This is very morbid to think about....just....being gone, your being just completely gone. Never to do anything or talk to anyone ever again. To never be awake again and feel the air on your skin.

 

It's giving me feels.

 

I was at a funeral a few months ago and the individual requested that this be played at their funeral:


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Posted 04 January 2014 - 09:24 AM

In a graveyard. The rest, I don't care.


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Posted 04 January 2014 - 09:29 AM

I'll bury myself alive while listening to music. I don't know what kind of music. That way I already have had a funeral and no one has to worry about funeral scheduling. ;)


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Posted 04 January 2014 - 11:39 AM Edited by whatsstrength, 04 January 2014 - 11:40 AM.

I'll bury myself alive while listening to music. 

That would be a nice way to go, except for the buried alive thing. I'd like to off myself when I'm really old (probably from purposely swallowing a sh*tload of prescription meds) and listen to some soothing music as I close my eyes and slowly die. I know that's dark, but I'd really rather kill myself than end up going senile and drooling all over myself.

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 11:43 AM

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 12:06 PM

Just bury me beneath a big oak tree with some personal belongings. Xbox, Can of tobacco, case of beer and some food.

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 12:14 PM

Just bury me beneath a big oak tree with some personal belongings. Xbox, Can of tobacco, case of beer and some food.

Won't you order your slaves to be sacrified and buried with you?


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Posted 04 January 2014 - 12:17 PM

I have no slaves.. I'm a man OF the people.


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Posted 04 January 2014 - 12:56 PM

I am rather enthusiastic about the idea of cryogenics, and would ideally like to be frozen, so as to defrost in the future and replace my organic body for a superior mechanical construct. Unfortunately, the cost of actually keeping my body frozen is astronomical, so I'll be rotting in the ground with all of you :/

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 01:29 PM

Freeze my body after I die. Defreeze me when you have the technology to bring me back to life, but not before the year 2300. But what then? I'm not sure if I want to live twice, I just want to see the future.

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 02:11 PM

God some of you people are so damn depressing. And I would not want to be cremated, no way in hell. I'd just like to be buried.

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 02:31 PM

Freeze my body after I die. Defreeze me when you have the technology to bring me back to life, but not before the year 2300. But what then? I'm not sure if I want to live twice, I just want to see the future.

but...you won't be seing the future...you'll be seing the present.

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 03:09 PM

I want to be buried in a twix casket

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 03:54 PM

Preferably be buried in a Golden coffin. Have a hearse go through the whole of the Mother Road of America (Route 66) and back up to Arizona. I want to be dressed in my American Forces MC jacket and with shorts, maybe some sun glasses too. I want buffet served after my burial, with cakes, food and drinks. Tons of alcohol aswell.

 

Leaving earth in style.

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 03:56 PM

Preferably be buried in a Golden coffin. Have a hearse go through the whole of the Mother Road of America (Route 66) and back up to Arizona. I want to be dressed in my American Forces MC jacket and with shorts, maybe some sun glasses too. I want buffet served after my burial, with cakes, food and drinks. Tons of alcohol aswell.

 

Leaving earth in style.

Haha, I like that idea of the Route 66. Maybe your body could get a bit stinky, though.

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 03:59 PM

I am rather enthusiastic about the idea of cryogenics, and would ideally like to be frozen, so as to defrost in the future and replace my organic body for a superior mechanical construct. Unfortunately, the cost of actually keeping my body frozen is astronomical, so I'll be rotting in the ground with all of you :/

I'm pretty sure you would get irrecuperable brain damage before you would be fully frozen, so that's not very useful (unless there's some way to freeze people really fast).

 

Cremation is what I would go with too. Funerals are expensive and useless when you think about it. I would also like to donate my body (parts) for research\donations if I die young, but I don't know yet how to sign up for that.


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Posted 04 January 2014 - 04:12 PM

Dying, what's that? I just regenerate when I'm near the end of a life cycle.

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 06:27 PM

Dying, what's that? I just regenerate when I'm near the end of a life cycle.

You've got new kidneys!

 

For me just catapult me into th ocean.

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 06:29 PM

Yeah, I want to be cremated and have my ashes be spread into the ocean so I can become fishy food! XD 


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Posted 04 January 2014 - 06:50 PM

 

Dying, what's that? I just regenerate when I'm near the end of a life cycle.

You've got new kidneys!

 

For me just catapult me into th ocean.

 

Yeah, but I don't like their color.





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