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#38761

Posted 29 March 2014 - 12:43 AM

Y'all just can't hang tbh


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#38762

Posted 29 March 2014 - 12:53 AM

Now now Johnny, go back to incest.

 

:lol:

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#38763

Posted 29 March 2014 - 12:56 AM

lol

 

go tend to your generator Andy i can hear it failing from here

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#38764

Posted 29 March 2014 - 01:00 AM

My generator works just fine at 3 AM time actually, whole village is asleep then waiting for the first roosters to wake 'em up.

 

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#38765

Posted 29 March 2014 - 01:37 AM

Don't post pictures of cocks please it's creeping me out

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#38766

Posted 29 March 2014 - 01:52 AM

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This picture explains everything about Johnny and how the government took away his little brother so now he cannot rejoice in the bitter sweet agony of incestuous pederasty ... Johnny looks good with a guitar though!!!

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#38767

Posted 29 March 2014 - 02:11 AM

oh my dear sweet f*cking good lord

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#38768

Posted 29 March 2014 - 04:10 AM

johnny read (red. f*ck English)..... the story. So he's becoming demented like me.

 

oh and 

 

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...........................................hi


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#38769

Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:52 AM

game of the year

 

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#38770

Posted 29 March 2014 - 07:31 AM

Stop being first poster in back to back pages dammit :/

 

Jokes aside, I'm eager to play it <3 GO(A)TY


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#38771

Posted 29 March 2014 - 07:53 AM

Stop being first poster in back to back pages dammit :/

 

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#38772

Posted 29 March 2014 - 09:53 AM

Coolman, you bully!

Grease and yao taught me well.


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#38773

Posted 29 March 2014 - 11:32 AM

I think we're gonna need an exorcist for him.

 

Also, asteroids. Check the virus link. http://news.yahoo.co...-140625613.html

 

By the way Johnny, you're on your new laptop right now, right? What are it's specs?

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#38774

Posted 29 March 2014 - 03:44 PM Edited by Johnny Playert, 29 March 2014 - 03:45 PM.

Spoiler

 

Seriously, it's nothing good. It can't even run IV. But that's only because the videocard is crap, the rest is good enough for minimum requirements.


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#38775

Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:04 PM

You could've bought a tablet and play at least San Andreas on it.

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#38776

Posted 29 March 2014 - 08:01 PM Edited by AndyGanteks, 29 March 2014 - 08:02 PM.

Wow, you suck Johnny.

 

Oh, and Dole sent me a pic from his first days

 

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#38777

Posted 30 March 2014 - 12:08 AM

sh*t. Some British soldier's gonna get gatted down.

 

 

Oh and i came home yesterday to find a random package from ebay addressed to me. I don't have an ebay account. I opened it and it's Saints Row IV.

Alright, I put it in, played it and after seeing the map, I felt ripped off. Volition and Deep Silver should pay me to play it... It pissed me off as it's loaded with matrix references (that's fine - funny actually), but A - i can't use my character because i don't have gold (f*ck you MS) and B - it's full of references to Saints' Row's finest hour, AKA SR2. Hell, Benjamin motherf*cking King (SR1) and Craig Keith David, references to Dex and or Troy, Maero.... f*ck man, can't they figure it out? SR2 was a decent story away from being a challenger (an unsuccessful one, but a worthy foe) to GTA IV.... Take a hint you 'tards!

 

Hopefully when i get gold I'll be able to look past that and have stupid, dildo transvestite bashing fun with a bearded woman with a dick.... and a dubstep gun....


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#38778

Posted 30 March 2014 - 12:20 AM

Yeah SRIV had nothing on what SR3 put out (or as to what many people enjoyed in the series, SR2) 

 

I've been defending those guys on every single title they put out but when I played SRIV I literally stayed quiet, though it's sad to say I enjoyed playing the DLCs more than the actual single player lol (bought the season pass for like 10$)


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#38779

Posted 30 March 2014 - 01:27 AM

SR IV is, from what little I've seen, SR TT. SR2 was a great game, and one I'm likely to return to once a year. Sure the DLC with the porn star was f*cking infuriating, but TT, while it looked better (and tanks are f*cking fun) just fell flat on every aspect. Even customisation was lackluster.  Mind you, car modding in SR is better than GTA. As is cloth modding, but SR 2 takes the prize for that - layers and combinations... was some great stuff in those games. Hell the story in 2 isn't brilliant, but it's better than V haha... well, perhaps not ;)

 

In some ways they did a smart move going wacky when GTA went serious - it was like a deal; R* provide the mature, gripping stories, SR provides the OTT stupid brainless carnage.

But i wonder how good SR could be if they tried. Turned out this game was a surprise gift (second hand from ebay, thankfully - would have given it back if it was new!) from a mate who simply wants to play co op with me (so i'll have to get gold... :@ )


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#38780

Posted 30 March 2014 - 06:45 AM

God dammit, i'm bleeding again. What is up with this house. I feel like my bed is going to kill me.

 

Anyway, if all is good, tonight we V, and do those things mentioned earlier last week.


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#38781

Posted 30 March 2014 - 08:37 AM

God dammit, i'm bleeding again. What is up with this house. I feel like my bed is going to kill me.

 

Anyway, if all is good, tonight we V, and do those things mentioned earlier last week.

That's freaking creepy, and I don't think I was paying attention to what you guys mentioned last week for the V meeting.


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#38782

Posted 30 March 2014 - 09:02 AM

Damn you Daylight savings. Making time travel forward look bad. :(

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#38783

Posted 30 March 2014 - 02:35 PM

Damn you Daylight savings. Making time travel forward look bad. :(

f*ck you farmers...

 

God dammit, i'm bleeding again. What is up with this house. I feel like my bed is going to kill me.

 

Anyway, if all is good, tonight we V, and do those things mentioned earlier last week.

Stop sleeping on a bed of nails then...


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#38784

Posted 30 March 2014 - 07:36 PM Edited by Kuruma., 30 March 2014 - 07:37 PM.

Can't wait for this mod to come out.

 

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#38785

Posted 30 March 2014 - 10:27 PM

God dammit, i'm bleeding again. What is up with this house. I feel like my bed is going to kill me.

 

 

You are bleeding from where exactly?

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#38786

Posted 31 March 2014 - 10:11 AM

It's a metaphor. :p

 

It's been almost 6 months since V was released, this is usually the furthest time when the PC version got announced in the past, and almost furthest as far as the release goes i think.

One can only hope...


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#38787

Posted 31 March 2014 - 10:51 AM

Wuueee, lowered some cars today. Here's the Sentinel:

 

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Also this...

 

Y'all need to get yourselves a station wagon (best be modified), get to the Redwood Lights Track, and just tear it.

 

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Might just make a rally-cross race here, Rockstar's track here can only be played with a Sanchez which is a shame.

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#38788

Posted 31 March 2014 - 12:18 PM

It's a metaphor. :p

 

It's been almost 6 months since V was released, this is usually the furthest time when the PC version got announced in the past, and almost furthest as far as the release goes i think.

One can only hope...

Ain't gonna happen.

 

 

Wuueee, lowered some cars today. Here's the Sentinel:

 

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Also this...

 

Y'all need to get yourselves a station wagon (best be modified), get to the Redwood Lights Track, and just tear it.

 

lqXXvmd.jpg

 

YEmnYiw.jpg

 

VghcAJl.jpg

 

Might just make a rally-cross race here, Rockstar's track here can only be played with a Sanchez which is a shame.

 

I actually made a rally race there (that's the motocross track that R* didn't bother using, right?). No one's played it yet i don't think. I did make a full rally race with stages (was gonna be a playlist) but never published it...


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#38789

Posted 31 March 2014 - 05:59 PM

like a sumboodee

 


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#38790

Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:44 PM

Fun demo trivia tonight.

Also, Coolman fails so hard even when he googles!

 

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