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Posted 26 January 2014 - 07:12 PM

To me the lines in GTA IV were pretty forgetable and some of them were forced.

 

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- POLICE MOTHERf*ckER, PULL OVER RIGHT NOW. Unfortunately I was being pursued and out of nowhere a cop car rammed me saying this very line, I died, both of laughter and in the game.

 

- f*ck you bitch ass!

 

- You have the right to shut the f*ck up!

 

Some of those make me chuckle or slightly laugh everytime I hear 'em.

 

 

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Posted 07 February 2014 - 06:10 AM

One Women said Ding Dong for no reason.
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#93

Posted 07 February 2014 - 01:14 PM

SonOfLiberty, on 01 Jan 2014 - 08:14 AM, said:

Honestly? No. The peds in GTA V are very forgettable.

You only say that because of your blatant bias for GTA IV, it's funny how you make fun of people constantly for liking San Andreas and pointing its flaws , which it does have a lot but then turn a blind eye to GTA IV criticism .
Whilst the is from 4 weeks ago butthurt much? No it's not because I'm towards GTA IV. The peds genuinely don't say anything funny IMO.

The unique peds are alright, but I wouldn't really call them funny though.

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Posted 07 February 2014 - 01:20 PM

This awesome exchange was at the airport:

 

 

Franklin: "How you dooin?"

 

Female NPC: "Oh I'm f*cking great. My husband's f*cking a younger woman. I'm f*cking ecstatic. I'm as happy as my f*cking face!"

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Posted 07 February 2014 - 06:31 PM

one of the funniest things I've heard from a NPC ,' I'm saving up for the collectors edition '

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#96

Posted 07 February 2014 - 07:11 PM

''PUTA MADRE!'' - The Cab driver is really memorable.

GTA IV whores said it as well.


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Posted 07 February 2014 - 10:05 PM

None really, but some of the stuff the radio DJs say are pretty funny like, "You ain't just a bitch. You a bitch ass nigga!"

 

That gets me every time. I feel like the NPCs and cops are too serious in V. The dialog from some of the NPCs in IV are hilarious though. Especially the Puerto Ricans in Bohan.

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 01:05 AM Edited by John Marston, 09 February 2014 - 04:13 AM.

I was walking down the pavement then some car accident happened amongst npcs and I heard a female npc scream - 'Jesus take the wheel'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Posted 08 February 2014 - 04:34 AM

Every other pissed off hillbilly I've met in survival.

 

Wot da fuq is a "sheeet dik"?


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Posted 08 February 2014 - 04:44 AM

SCOOOOOOOOOOOTTER BUDDIES!


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Posted 08 February 2014 - 04:50 AM

 

 

SonOfLiberty, on 01 Jan 2014 - 08:14 AM, said:

Honestly? No. The peds in GTA V are very forgettable.

You only say that because of your blatant bias for GTA IV, it's funny how you make fun of people constantly for liking San Andreas and pointing its flaws , which it does have a lot but then turn a blind eye to GTA IV criticism .
Whilst the is from 4 weeks ago butthurt much? No it's not because I'm towards GTA IV. The peds genuinely don't say anything funny IMO.

The unique peds are alright, but I wouldn't really call them funny though.

 

peds do suck. but i still find even the dumb things they say to be a little off centered and I chuckle a bit or I find myself repeating them no matter how annoying whatever they said truly is. usually really loudly so everyone knows I am playing gta too....

how many people IRL have you ran into that when minding your own business walking by they say something so funny that makes you sh*t yourself? probably not many.... GTA V nailed it, making everyone look like a douche or so much more worried about their iFruits. which sucks, because its a game and I want to shart a bit from giggles.


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Posted 08 February 2014 - 05:03 AM

this makes me think of phillip seymore hoffman from along came polly in the scene where he sharts himself, he was truely a funny actor.

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 05:05 AM Edited by iiGh0STt, 08 February 2014 - 05:09 AM.

this makes me think of phillip seymore hoffman from along came polly in the scene where he sharts himself, he was truely a funny actor.

i was truly disturbed to the point of laughter at that. exactly what i was going for!

I had no idea he passed away. I was just going to edit my comment and mention how good of a role i thought he played in "Charlie Wilson's War"

now I dedicate my shart comment in his memory. but seriously... that sucks.


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Posted 08 February 2014 - 05:11 AM

I love when some old ladies slowly scream "shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiitttt" when you do something illegal near them.

 

"Come to my barbecue tomorrow" when you enter someone else's garden with people in.


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Posted 08 February 2014 - 05:14 AM

Some are really good and memorable. Others just classics.... :lol:

 

Random Mexican: *f*ck me in the Ass!!!*


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Posted 08 February 2014 - 05:24 AM

This isn't a Npc quote but. I like replaying Reuniting the Family whenever I'm in a really good mood. Anyway Michael picked up Tracey at the tattoo show & where heading to the Money hungry Therapists house. I bumped into a car. And the Dialoge changed. Michael &Tracey where messing with Jimmy .
Something about Jimmy ratting on someone . It's was really funny. It's the little things that make it a Awesome game. My score 8/10.
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Posted 27 November 2017 - 11:43 AM

In my countless hours in San Andreas, I've only heard this one once.

 

"THIS IS JUST LIKE CONVERSION THERAPY!"

 

I also love the police line from VCS: "I'm gonna beat you like a woman!"

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#108

Posted 27 November 2017 - 08:41 PM

I only remember the "f*ck me in the ass" line. Pretty forgettable, I still remember most IV's and San Andreas lines even after years of not playing them.

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 09:13 PM

sometimes you can hear in gta 5 LS streets "you're a dick without a dick"

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 09:28 PM

''I AM A F*CKING MARINE!'' -Headhunter npc 

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Posted 28 November 2017 - 05:23 AM

The various reactions of people in your vehicles when you "accidentally" run down a pedestrian or 7 are usually great.

I'll try to keep my ears out for more post worthy lines from here on out!

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Posted 28 November 2017 - 07:33 AM

When Trevor meets Lamar and Franklin's Aunt at Franklin's house for the first time (when you arrive there as Franklin after the Helicopter Extraction mission), he hands Auntie a wad of bills and tells her "Darling, why don't you go get yourself something nice?"

It turns out he has given her...SEVEN DOLLARS.lol!

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Posted 09 January 2018 - 09:25 AM Edited by Smash_It_Up_007, 09 January 2018 - 09:27 AM.

Mendoza's been hit, Mendoza's been fckin hit

I'm gonna sh*t down your neck

What if my wife replaces me at my job

 

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#114

Posted 09 January 2018 - 05:36 PM

This ones.

 


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 12:37 AM

"You don't just turn off the eighties!"

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Posted 13 January 2018 - 09:34 PM

"PINCHE MAMA VERGA!"
"WE ARE GOING TO HELL!"
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