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#61

Posted 02 January 2014 - 04:45 PM

No. Not really.


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Posted 02 January 2014 - 05:56 PM

I was out in the desert and ran by a couple people standing around. The woman said, "I like turtles." then the guy says something like, "Somehow I don't think you're the first person to say that." Not the funniest thing in the world but I think it's neat that they threw that in there. Kinda makes me wonder if that kid still catches sh*t for saying that.

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#63

Posted 02 January 2014 - 06:07 PM

Still can't beat the NPC commentary from GTA IV. CHEESY VAGINAS!!! 

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Posted 02 January 2014 - 06:09 PM

"You are a dick without a dick!"
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Posted 02 January 2014 - 06:28 PM Edited by Lil Jacob 27, 02 January 2014 - 06:31 PM.

Paparazzo the sextape- (after sex) guy: are you sure you won't get pregnant? Miranda Cowen:No, I always jump up and down afterwards.

I lol'd hard at this cos one of my real life female friends always used to say that she jumped up and down after.

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#66

Posted 02 January 2014 - 06:32 PM

I don't get what is so funny about cheesy vaginas. There were funnier lines in IV. Listening to women on their cellphones is some of the funniest stuff.


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#67

Posted 02 January 2014 - 09:04 PM

DID YOU KNOW THAT DIET SODA IS ACTUALLY WORSE FOR YOU THAN REGULAR SODA?


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Posted 02 January 2014 - 09:44 PM

"You're a f*cking pendejo" Such a classy combination of the best from both languages,ah such art (8


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Posted 02 January 2014 - 09:54 PM

"I put my dick in a teddybear and I love it"


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#70

Posted 02 January 2014 - 09:56 PM

When somebody passes you in the triathlon:

 

Son of a b*tch!

 

Asshole!

 

Motherf*cker!

 

 

When you pass someone in an off road race:

 

Have fun!

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Posted 02 January 2014 - 10:00 PM

A line on one of the radio commercials made me laugh, if that counts.

 

"I smoke electric cigarettes so I can look like an even bigger dick. The tip lights up blue!"

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#72

Posted 02 January 2014 - 11:32 PM

It's always that Mexican guy I can never see but always hear.

 

YOUERE A DICK WITHOUT A DICK

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#73

Posted 02 January 2014 - 11:37 PM

Eat my ass.


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Posted 03 January 2014 - 01:56 AM

"Inbreed d*ckwad!"

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 12:33 PM

The Cops while i was getting away from them the helicopter pilot said and I quote "would you PLEASE stop your car?!" I died laughing they were so desperate they were begging me to give up.


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Posted 03 January 2014 - 12:52 PM

A ped infront of me was talking on his phone about going on a road trip, he complained saying:

 

"But I only have a Weenie, it's too small."


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#77

Posted 03 January 2014 - 01:54 PM

police officers from lcpd may say

"I´m so bad I kick my own ass!"

"I´m gon´ to hit you so fast, the blackout comes before the hit!"


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#78

Posted 03 January 2014 - 03:11 PM Edited by Jenia, 03 January 2014 - 03:13 PM.

Random ped: "I gotta take a shower, because I smell like a dirty piece of sh*t!"  Made me laugh a lot lol :lol:


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Posted 03 January 2014 - 03:29 PM

Not a pedestrian's line, but said to one by Michael after hitting him with the car:

"Oh, I'm sorry!"

(because of HOW it's said)

 

And most of the prostitutes' phone conversations, too.


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Posted 05 January 2014 - 07:37 AM

Can't think of any NON player character lines, but...

 

"We are going on a journey.  A journey of scooters!"


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#81

Posted 05 January 2014 - 07:50 AM

Not an NPC line, but i always laugh when Michael runs someone over and says "Hey, sorry about that" then a few seconds later adds "not really.."

 

I also lol when an LSPD officer shouts "I KILL FOR A LIVING" or whatever the line is.


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Posted 05 January 2014 - 08:38 AM

"Niiiiiiigggggaaaahh"

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Posted 05 January 2014 - 01:55 PM

Walkin through town hitting the right D-pad to comment to hookers as I pass when a cab drives by and the D-pad results in a taxi-whistle.

Ho says, "You got money for a date if you got money for a cab."
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Posted 25 January 2014 - 03:38 AM

Usually in the Vinewood/Rockford Hills area there are a few gay bars and if you almost hit one with a car or they witness you doing anything violent a man in a very flamboyant voice will go 

"OhHohOhoHoHo F********************K" 

I've been chased by the cops a few times and they called me a f*ggot

And there's one redneck in survival who always shouts "sh*tdick"


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#85

Posted 25 January 2014 - 04:06 AM

There are some funny ones, but none stand out yet the way that 'cheesy vagina' did in IV.


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#86

Posted 25 January 2014 - 04:10 AM

pretty much every NPC line is unfunny.

there is a guy saying "F*CK ME IN THE ASS". he says that EVERY SINGLE F*CKING TIME.
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#87

Posted 25 January 2014 - 04:45 AM Edited by The Odyssey, 25 January 2014 - 04:46 AM.

Still can't beat the NPC commentary from GTA IV. CHEESY VAGINAS!!! 

"No drama for yo mamma" :lol:


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Posted 25 January 2014 - 05:51 AM Edited by GTAmazing, 25 January 2014 - 05:51 AM.

f*ck ME IN THE ASS

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#89

Posted 25 January 2014 - 06:48 AM

Guy walking by in cell phone conversation, "I was gettin' head at 100 miles per hour.  Whaddaya think I was doin'??"


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#90

Posted 26 January 2014 - 06:48 PM

A cop saying "Your mother shouldve swallowed you" my favorite line in any GTA so far lol




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