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#31

Posted 01 January 2014 - 01:55 PM

They made the peds normal in this game, kinda disappointing but oh well. 

 

Not dialogue, but when I'm wreaking havoc on the streets and then someone screams like, 

ahhhhh, AHHHHHHHHHH". so damn funny. Most memorable scream in GTA game to date. 


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#32

Posted 01 January 2014 - 02:53 PM

the redneck lines in survival have to be the funniest lines in any game.

 

"You lookin for sh*t? Cause you just stepped in it"

and "Ahh you're dead!"

"Chester got shot!"

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#33

Posted 01 January 2014 - 02:58 PM

f*ck me in the ass

That's like the GTA V equivalent of "cheesy vaginas!"

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#34

Posted 01 January 2014 - 02:59 PM

I was standing in front of a car as Trevor and the driver shouted "hurry up, i must get home. My bitch is horny!"

 

That made me laugh so hard xD.


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#35

Posted 01 January 2014 - 03:11 PM

Mendoza is always getting shot in every gang.


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#36

Posted 01 January 2014 - 03:27 PM

Listen to women on their cell phones gossiping about their friends. Good backstabbing fun.

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#37

Posted 01 January 2014 - 03:33 PM

I don't have any lines, but I like hearing conversations the peds have when they talk to their mobile phone. Usually, they say pretty funny things.


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#38

Posted 01 January 2014 - 05:31 PM

Honestly? No. The peds in GTA V are very forgettable.

Said no one ever..

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#39

Posted 01 January 2014 - 05:32 PM

Idk the only one I found funny was when I punched some guy and some bitch across the street started running and yelled "HELP! RAPIST!!"

Oh, and when I got hit by a car, and driver stops and says "Is it wrong how turned on I am right now?"

 

But apart from that, the peds in V are sh*tty and nowhere near as funny and random as in IV.


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Posted 01 January 2014 - 05:53 PM

 

Honestly? No. The peds in GTA V are very forgettable.

Said no one ever..

 

 

Except that guy and me. Their conversations are too real. Not to mention when you get close to them they stop talking. The classy hookers sometimes have funny cell phone conversations, but nothing quotable.

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#41

Posted 01 January 2014 - 09:36 PM

Nothing will ever top "MY MOTHERS MY SISTER!"

 

Pure genius, greatest GTA NPC comment of all time.

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#42

Posted 01 January 2014 - 09:45 PM

The quote in my signature. Some creepy homeless lady said that to Trevor. It was just absurd! :lol:


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#43

Posted 01 January 2014 - 09:47 PM

 

f*ck me in the ass

That's like the GTA V equivalent of "cheesy vaginas!"

 

Sorry about then.


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#44

Posted 01 January 2014 - 09:54 PM Edited by Bonnano, 01 January 2014 - 09:56 PM.

I don't know if it's just my hispanic decency, but Puta madre or any quote containing puta ain't funny at all.

 

For me the funniest is when Wade asks Trevor about the "Syrup accident". The pedestrian lines that are the most funny are the hippies on the beach chatting about lettuce as a marijuana substitute. 


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Posted 01 January 2014 - 10:55 PM

"Imma send that bitch a smiley face, bitches love smiley faces."

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#46

Posted 01 January 2014 - 11:01 PM

Not really a quote, but when I'm being shot at by the Merryweather / Marines, I would hear one of them shout: "GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGHHH" in a really deep voice. It sorta sounds like the Hulk was called to kill you.


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Posted 02 January 2014 - 12:26 AM Edited by xXGst0395Xx, 02 January 2014 - 12:26 AM.

Nothing will ever top "MY MOTHERS MY SISTER!"

 

Pure genius, greatest GTA NPC comment of all time.

"What? She's my cousin?"

"I swear, I thought you was my second cousin!"

"Hell no!"

"I'll drill your ass!


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#48

Posted 02 January 2014 - 12:52 AM

"Show is over, asshoooole!"


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#49

Posted 02 January 2014 - 01:30 AM

The NPC lines are so boring. Nothing compared to IV.
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#50

Posted 02 January 2014 - 01:46 AM

SonOfLiberty, on 01 Jan 2014 - 08:14 AM, said:

Honestly? No. The peds in GTA V are very forgettable.

You only say that because of your blatant bias for GTA IV, it's funny how you make fun of people constantly for liking San Andreas and pointing its flaws , which it does have a lot but then turn a blind eye to GTA IV criticism .

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#51

Posted 02 January 2014 - 06:04 AM

Say it to my ass. thats all i ever hear, dumb pedos

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Posted 02 January 2014 - 06:15 AM Edited by Murder Merlot, 02 January 2014 - 06:15 AM.

Not funny but disconcerting, I've heard some borderline racist things said to my character by NPCs within the game.


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#53

Posted 02 January 2014 - 06:26 AM

"Inbred moron" - merryweather (online)
"f*ck me in the ass" always makes me laugh
" this bitch can suck a dick, but her breath stink like sh*t!"
" yesterday I just saw a chick who was dressed exactly like me, can you believe that?" It made me chuckle(don't know why) a bit since some peds have clones who look alike

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#54

Posted 02 January 2014 - 06:52 AM

"DEATH EMBRACE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUHHHHH!!!!!"

- Merryweather


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#55

Posted 02 January 2014 - 10:18 AM

Damn, there was a funny ass one that a Ballas member said while shooting at me. I can't remember it


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#56

Posted 02 January 2014 - 12:45 PM

I remember hearing:

"I got the baby powder for your chafing!"


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#57

Posted 02 January 2014 - 01:15 PM

Some security guard at weazel plaza said something racist to a black character moments after he shot him dead

He said "probably was on welfare" 

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#58

Posted 02 January 2014 - 02:48 PM

Kamikaze Attack! 

I think it's 'attempt' not attack. Don't mind it if I'm wrong.


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#59

Posted 02 January 2014 - 03:12 PM Edited by HARDSTYLE83, 02 January 2014 - 03:13 PM.

woman on the phone:

 

"your better not be screwing around..."

"im gonna smeel your dick when i get home.."

 

EPIC


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#60

Posted 02 January 2014 - 03:50 PM

When signing up for a triathlon:

 

'I have trained a lot for this, while ignoring my kids.'

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