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#1

Posted 01 January 2014 - 01:48 AM

Cheese stick asshole and 

"You're dead puta!" make me chuckle. Some of the baller lines are funny too. 


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Posted 01 January 2014 - 01:54 AM

''PUTA MADRE!'' - The Cab driver is really memorable.


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Posted 01 January 2014 - 01:57 AM

This line isn't neccessarily funny but i love hearing it, the old sounding NPC that goes "Wowww", usually if you steal a car near them 


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Posted 01 January 2014 - 01:58 AM

It cool the way almost everyone have their problems to share with other NPCs or we the player when interacting with them with the Right D-Pad.and yeah the taxi guys are funny especially the Mexicans(Not trying to be offensive)btw
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Posted 01 January 2014 - 02:11 AM

The hillbilly in Sandy Shores..."Yewww mother f*cker!"
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Posted 01 January 2014 - 02:17 AM

I just love when some hispanic guy just loses his sh*t and yells:

 

SCUHMBAHHHG!!

 

It's so guttural and exaggerated, makes me laugh every time!

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Posted 01 January 2014 - 02:23 AM

My favourite is 'Oh well it's 4:20 somewhere in the world'
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Posted 01 January 2014 - 02:24 AM

Some classy woman just suddenly said: "I like turtles".

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Posted 01 January 2014 - 03:23 AM

'Did I mess you up good, homes?'


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Posted 01 January 2014 - 03:25 AM

So many good ones.


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Posted 01 January 2014 - 06:09 AM

f*ck me in the ass
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Posted 01 January 2014 - 06:11 AM Edited by Raavi, 01 January 2014 - 06:18 AM.

This never fails to put a big fat grin on my face.

 

 

As far as V goes.. Wel..

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Posted 01 January 2014 - 06:14 AM

Honestly? No. The peds in GTA V are very forgettable.

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Posted 01 January 2014 - 06:16 AM

PUTA MADRE

 

That's the only one I can think of.


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Posted 01 January 2014 - 06:20 AM

i love when they scream in panic

OH HOHOHOHO FUHUHUHUHU CK
isnt funny at all, but bring a smile to my face to hear it.

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Posted 01 January 2014 - 06:24 AM

lol, yesterday one made me laugh. i was down on the beach, near one of the hippie fire drinking partys and i walk up and one of them said "What if smoking lettuce got you high, and nobody ever knew? I should try it sometime!"


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Posted 01 January 2014 - 06:44 AM

"Is there any place I'd rather be,

 than drunk as a skunk at the Alamo sea?

 I told my wife bitch I'm going out for a snack

 That was ten years ago and I ain't been back.

 Show me the way to Sandy Shores,

 I spent all my money on meth and on whores."

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Posted 01 January 2014 - 07:17 AM

This one was kinda on-mission, but I like the one where you're driving the drunk home.

 

"Bah bah black sheep, have you any booze?

No sir, no sir, I'm...a sheep..."

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Posted 01 January 2014 - 07:22 AM

"Oh wow....Oh no....."

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Posted 01 January 2014 - 07:54 AM

f*ck ME IN THE ASS!!!


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Posted 01 January 2014 - 08:03 AM

Cock sthuckerrrrrrrrrr.


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Posted 01 January 2014 - 08:27 AM Edited by CryptReaperDorian, 01 January 2014 - 08:29 AM.

The women in the game can be annoyingly funny.

 

I got that one random encounter woman spooked since I shot at her soon-to-be-husband's Patriot since he wouldn't get off my ass.  She was like "Oh noOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo!!!" for ten minutes straight.  The bitch's mother must have been a goat.

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Posted 01 January 2014 - 08:48 AM

Cocksuckeeeerrrrrrrrrr.

 

Ironic, since he's saying that in a very flamboyant gay tone.


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#24

Posted 01 January 2014 - 08:57 AM

*Also in a flamboyant voice.*

 

"You shook me up!"


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Posted 01 January 2014 - 09:00 AM

Kamikaze Attack! 


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Posted 01 January 2014 - 11:27 AM

"I can't even take a full hour lunch break!"


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Posted 01 January 2014 - 11:32 AM

gta v has the most funny peds


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Posted 01 January 2014 - 12:08 PM

And these.........

"sh*t dick! You hear me ? sh*t dick!"

"I'm still waiting to hear back from burger shot"

The cops whilst circling me in a chopper : "he's fenced me in!"

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Posted 01 January 2014 - 12:16 PM

"No, our son is now your problem not mine... *Silence* Well, you could think about that before f*cking my best friend."

Something I really found shocking was that I was walking near the Venice Beach Canals and I bumped into a lady accidentally and she said: "Pero sera gilipollas" (What an As*hole). The funny part is that The lady said this with a Spain's accent I would guess from Madrid which is quite shocking since people from Spain living in LA won't even sum to 100 people.

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#30

Posted 01 January 2014 - 01:19 PM

My favorite is, "Killing makes my dick hard!", by far. The LSPD officers say it randomly, and I just love it :lol:





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