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MrIbby
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#1

Posted 31 December 2013 - 12:46 AM Edited by MrIbby, 31 December 2013 - 12:59 AM.

To have fun?
This game is so limited.
 
I look at a cop, he shoots me.
I look at a ped, they refute me.
I look all around the map
And all I see is pixelated crap.
Rockstar needs to fix the bugs
Because the lag in this game it truly tugs (on my heart strings)
Why did Rcockstar not test it.
it looks as though this game is glitch infested.
Poor little cool dog chop
Never thought the game would be a flop
Michael De Santa is a traitor
And Trevor Phillips snaps his jaws like an alligator
Franklin Clinton has the personality of a cockroach
Somebody get him a tennis coach
For this game, I used to have big hype
But since September, Rockstar has gone swipe
That's that my money gone
Now I feel like a confused moron.
Will Rockstar ever restore the light that once shone?
 
What am I supposed to do to have fun, the game has already done it's full run.
 
 
 
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JonesyRogers
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#2

Posted 31 December 2013 - 12:48 AM

Christ, just play GTA San Andreas or something

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Posted 31 December 2013 - 12:53 AM Edited by IDredMan, 31 December 2013 - 12:54 AM.

And I assume dumping hate on a forum is much more fun.

Or ...As I just noticed ...Make a song about it.


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Posted 31 December 2013 - 12:56 AM Edited by elburrosleftnut, 31 December 2013 - 12:58 AM.

And I assume dumping hate on a forum is much more fun.

Or ...As I just noticed ...Make a song about it.

Everybody else does it, so why not. This entire forum (V and Online) is nothing but complaining, justified and unjustified. There aren't any good threads and won't be any for another year or two, if ever.


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Posted 31 December 2013 - 01:17 AM

Old love calls me yesterday.. And it sounds so sweet and it sounds so.. DRILL ME TO THE FLOOR this hurts even more than i expected it to do


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Posted 31 December 2013 - 01:35 AM

To have fun?
This game is so limited.
 
I look at a cop, he shoots me.
 

Once I was bored so I decided to take a selfie with a group of cops. I went behind them as they were huddled in a circle and talking and aimed the camera at myself with the cops in the background. They got mad for some reason and opened fire... This game's cop system is pretty broken. 


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#7

Posted 31 December 2013 - 01:37 AM

Fun and GTA V don't go together.
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Posted 31 December 2013 - 02:10 AM

Fun and GTA V don't go together.

 

Wow, hilarious  :breadfish:


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Posted 31 December 2013 - 02:31 AM

I agree with the OP.... seriously. I'm not being sarcastic. This game pretty much had everything in it that I was expecting.... zero surprised, zero "woah awesome" moments, don't even get me started with the broken online portion.


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#10

Posted 31 December 2013 - 03:03 AM Edited by SmoothGetaway, 31 December 2013 - 03:06 AM.

Points for complaining in rhyme.

But you should do whatever you would do with anything else in your life your not happy with (girlfriend/boyfriend, job, etc) and move on as soon as possible.

Because none of those things will change, it's totally up to you how you react to them.

Life is too short my friend.

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Posted 31 December 2013 - 03:18 AM

As soon as I saw who posted this I knew it would be a complaint thread and I was not disappointed. Regrettably though, in spite of the rhyming there's nothing new to see here.


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#12

Posted 31 December 2013 - 05:59 AM

I never get FPS issues, I don't know what everyone is talking about. If 50 FPS is low to you, get off consoles. Also whoever says you get cops for shooting silenced weapons with no one around is bullsh*tting. Btw peds don't random call cops. At least not for me.

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Posted 31 December 2013 - 06:07 AM

To have fun?
This game is so limited.
 
I look at a cop, he shoots me.
I look at a ped, they refute me.
I look all around the map
And all I see is pixelated crap.
Rockstar needs to fix the bugs
Because the lag in this game it truly tugs (on my heart strings)
Why did Rcockstar not test it.
it looks as though this game is glitch infested.
Poor little cool dog chop
Never thought the game would be a flop
Michael De Santa is a traitor
And Trevor Phillips snaps his jaws like an alligator
Franklin Clinton has the personality of a cockroach
Somebody get him a tennis coach
For this game, I used to have big hype
But since September, Rockstar has gone swipe
That's that my money gone
Now I feel like a confused moron.
Will Rockstar ever restore the light that once shone?
 
What am I supposed to do to have fun, the game has already done it's full run.

 

lol .. nice poem. 


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#14

Posted 31 December 2013 - 07:49 AM

4/10 

 

Apply yourself! 


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Posted 31 December 2013 - 07:58 AM Edited by TensaZangetsu, 31 December 2013 - 07:58 AM.

I never get FPS issues, I don't know what everyone is talking about. If 50 FPS is low to you, get off consoles. Also whoever says you get cops for shooting silenced weapons with no one around is bullsh*tting. Btw peds don't random call cops. At least not for me.

50 FPS? What game are you playing? It certainly isn't GTA V. No game can run that fast on consoles yet, that I know of at least. The game does have FPS issues, namely on Xbox 360 Arcade models, which I have, and it is very noticeable. Unfortunately the only way to stop it is to buy a new 360, or PS3.


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Posted 31 December 2013 - 08:07 AM

 

If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me
Uh uh uh uh no baby please don't go
And if you leave me now, you'll take away the very heart of me
Uh uh uh uh no baby please don't go
Uh uh uh uh girl I just want you to stay
 
A love like ours is love that's hard to find
How could we let it slip away
We've come too far to leave it all behind
How could we end it all this way
When tomorrow comes and we'll both regret
The things we said today
 
A love like ours is love that's hard to find
How could we let it slip away
We've come too far to leave it all behind
How could we end it all this way
When tomorrow comes and we'll both regret
The things we said today
 
If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me
Uh uh uh uh no baby please don't go
Uh girl, just got to have you by my side
 
Uh uh uh uh no baby, please don't go
 
Oh mama, I just got to have your lovin, yeah
If You Leave Me Now lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, SPIRIT TWO MUSIC OBO BIG ELK MUSIC, SPIRIT TWO MUSIC OBO SPIRIT SERVICES HOLDINGS, SARL

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#17

Posted 31 December 2013 - 08:50 AM

God, what a terribly repetitive song, I never noticed it had only one verse until now!


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#18

Posted 03 January 2014 - 02:18 PM Edited by Herbiehunter, 03 January 2014 - 02:19 PM.

What can you do to have fun?

In GTA V with a gun?

There is a whole map to explore,

But if you want more,

Dive down to the ocean floor.

 

In the city,

The strippers are pretty,

The cab drivers witty,

So never let it be said,

That this game is sh*tty!

 

'A man who is tired of GTA V is tired of live' - A well known fact


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#19

Posted 03 January 2014 - 02:22 PM

What's this? A suicide note?


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#20

Posted 03 January 2014 - 02:24 PM

Indeed, this thread  has already done it's full run. Nice poems, guys, but maybe look for one of the 7 billion other complaint threads to post in.

 

This one, for example:

 

http://gtaforums.com...a-5-thread-v20/





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