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#31

Posted 27 December 2013 - 10:07 PM

He always leaves the f*cking channel X

 
What's wrong with real music?  :dontgetit: 
You're joking right?
 
Comparing channel X to these untalented pop bullsh*t artists. I would go with channel X.
I can't even understand what they're saying. It's just a bunch of screaming and yelling.
there are 3 rock radio stations on GTAV. Channel X plays a genre from the late 1990s/early 2000s, which was a hefty time for the screamo genre. Los Santos Rock Radio plays classic rock, generating from around the 1960s. Vinewood Boulevard Radio plays more modern rock, almost anything post-2006.

Whut? Dude, most of Channel X stuff is late 70's, early 80's, REAL punk/ hardcore. It's even hosted by Keith Morris, a big name in that scene.

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Posted 27 December 2013 - 10:21 PM

I sold a car at lsc that i had been testing, called for a car and the mechanic somehow drove into lsc. Then i couldnt get it back out.

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#33

Posted 27 December 2013 - 10:28 PM

I abuse my mechanic. We have such a good friendship.

 

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Posted 27 December 2013 - 10:32 PM

He brought me my car and when i got in he pulled me out and said he had to return the car to its owner.

 

I ran up to the car one time because he stopped a ways away he got out and wanted to fight.


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Posted 27 December 2013 - 10:34 PM

He brought me my car and when i got in he pulled me out and said he had to return the car to its owner.

 

I ran up to the car one time because he stopped a ways away he got out and wanted to fight.

 

He wants to fight me all the time. Even over something as simple as me sort of shoving him out the way when he's blocking my entrance to the car.


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Posted 27 December 2013 - 10:35 PM


 


He always leaves the f*cking channel X

 
What's wrong with real music?  :dontgetit: 
 
nothing "real" about it. Its a f*cking emo station hahaha. Real music indeed
Never new that a former crip who played in a punk band called suicidal tendencies was emo. Or perhaps you failed to hear that band. Or maybe you didn't know any actual history about that band.
Or maybe you just categorize anything that's not hip hop or pop into a falsified stereotype like emo.

Whatever the case may be you obviously don't know squat about music.
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Posted 27 December 2013 - 11:15 PM

Let me just state, the stupidity here with Channel X is mind boggling. 

It's a punk station. And god willing, you tell a punk fan that "Black Flag" is emo and you can't understand them. 

When you have your teeth knocked down your throat by that same annoyed fan, then come back on here. That's not trying to sound rough, but none of those bands are "emo". S.T. is borderline emo. 

That, and normally I'd agree they are "emotional" aka, their music is always pissed off, but I know the morons saying it don't mean that. 

 

ON THAT NOTE. The mechanic does suck, massively. Know what I hate? Being on the road under a highway, and he parks it ON the high way.  Nice little walk. So, not only is he a personal mechanic, but also a fitness trainer.

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Posted 27 December 2013 - 11:18 PM

I shotgun him every time.


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Posted 27 December 2013 - 11:20 PM

Mine has a habit of calling himself "Johnny on the spot".


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Posted 27 December 2013 - 11:21 PM Edited by JustRob, 27 December 2013 - 11:21 PM.

I always shoot him immediately because he always changes the radio to Channel X. Nobody touches my Non Stop Pop.


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Posted 27 December 2013 - 11:33 PM

Let me just state, the stupidity here with Channel X is mind boggling. 

It's a punk station. And god willing, you tell a punk fan that "Black Flag" is emo and you can't understand them. 

When you have your teeth knocked down your throat by that same annoyed fan, then come back on here. That's not trying to sound rough, but none of those bands are "emo". S.T. is borderline emo. 

That, and normally I'd agree they are "emotional" aka, their music is always pissed off, but I know the morons saying it don't mean that. 

 

ON THAT NOTE. The mechanic does suck, massively. Know what I hate? Being on the road under a highway, and he parks it ON the high way.  Nice little walk. So, not only is he a personal mechanic, but also a fitness trainer.

have your teeth knocked in by punk fan... Stopped reading after that.


 

 

 

He always leaves the f*cking channel X

 
What's wrong with real music?  :dontgetit: 
 
nothing "real" about it. Its a f*cking emo station hahaha. Real music indeed
Never new that a former crip who played in a punk band called suicidal tendencies was emo. Or perhaps you failed to hear that band. Or maybe you didn't know any actual history about that band.
Or maybe you just categorize anything that's not hip hop or pop into a falsified stereotype like emo.

Whatever the case may be you obviously don't know squat about music.

 

fine. Punk music sucks happy.


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Posted 27 December 2013 - 11:48 PM Edited by Lupin III, 27 December 2013 - 11:48 PM.

I had my mechanic run me over with my Patriot, tell me "Scratch waz aweady der right?" and teleport out of existence before I could shove a sticky bomb up his ass. Worst part is he left the radio station of Radio X. f*ck Radio X!

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Posted 28 December 2013 - 01:09 AM

f*ck Radio X!


Someone is mad that R* didn't put his Lady gagsalot and beiber on the playlist. It's okay kiddo, maybe when they learn to have talent they might get featured.

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Posted 28 December 2013 - 01:43 AM

Or when the f*cktard parks it at the top level of a parkade and you have to run all the way up.


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Posted 28 December 2013 - 01:59 AM

 

f*ck Radio X!


Someone is mad that R* didn't put his Lady gagsalot and beiber on the playlist. It's okay kiddo, maybe when they learn to have talent they might get featured.

 

So If I hate that screamy ass music I need to love Lady Gaga or JB? There aren't many other genres smoother and softer than that sh*t?

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Posted 28 December 2013 - 02:00 AM

Got a text from the mechanic saying "I've parked you car nearby". Looked around and I couldn't see it, although the blip was right by me. I realised that it was on the road directly above me, it took me nearly 3 minutes to reach my car.


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Posted 28 December 2013 - 02:03 AM


 

f*ck Radio X!

Someone is mad that R* didn't put his Lady gagsalot and beiber on the playlist. It's okay kiddo, maybe when they learn to have talent they might get featured.
 
So If I hate that screamy ass music I need to love Lady Gaga or JB? There aren't many other genres smoother and softer than that sh*t?
Who's talking to you? Aside from my statement directed to another user you take offense to it.
I sense much anger in you young Skywalker.....

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Posted 28 December 2013 - 02:13 AM

 

 

 

f*ck Radio X!

Someone is mad that R* didn't put his Lady gagsalot and beiber on the playlist. It's okay kiddo, maybe when they learn to have talent they might get featured.
 
So If I hate that screamy ass music I need to love Lady Gaga or JB? There aren't many other genres smoother and softer than that sh*t?
Who's talking to you? Aside from my statement directed to another user you take offense to it.
I sense much anger in you young Skywalker.....

 

I decided to take part from the discussion because I was who started it tho.


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Posted 28 December 2013 - 02:17 AM Edited by wolfp212, 28 December 2013 - 02:18 AM.

Called him one time and he stopped in front of me.  I went to get in the car and he drove forward about 10 feet and stopped again.  So I went to get in my car again and he did it again.  This went on for about 5 or 6 times and I got p****d and pulled out my gun, before I could fire he took off in my car leaving me by the side of the road.


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Posted 28 December 2013 - 02:29 AM

Gota love it when you call for a car when you're next to an overpass and he spawns either above or below you and drives around the entire highway.


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#51

Posted 28 December 2013 - 02:30 AM

 

 

 

He always leaves the f*cking channel X

 

What's wrong with real music?  :dontgetit: 

 

You're joking right?

 

 

Comparing channel X to these untalented pop bullsh*t artists. I would go with channel X.

 

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Posted 28 December 2013 - 02:34 AM

"Sorry, I can't get to you right now."

Then when he finally CAN get to me, he either brings the wrong f*cking car.  Or he gets out, gets back in and tries to steal it, or gets out and just tries to fight me for some reason.

One time, he parked my Paradise on the roof of the garage across the street from Geralds.  That was a crazy one.

 


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Posted 28 December 2013 - 02:39 AM

This happened to me today, I'm in sandy shores and I call him up for my primo. He parked it inside the prison next to criminal something or another. INSIDE THE PRISON! How does that even happen?! Had to get my cargo bob to pull it out!

(That's what she said!)
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#54

Posted 28 December 2013 - 02:42 AM

The last few times I've called him, he's basically driven my car past me and off down the road. A couple of times I sniped him out of it, one time I left him to see what he did and he drove all the way round the block before coming back to me. I guess the game couldn't quite work out where I was.

Before the patch, he would fly my cargobob up. fly away with it and head to the sea.. then he would go further over the sea and never look back.


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Posted 28 December 2013 - 02:43 AM

my buddy called his mechanic and i found it driving across town on the way, so i tried shooting him. it took awhile but he eventually glitched out, stopped the car and died. then this glitchy anitmation of pulling his carcass out of the car ensued, crazy crazy time.


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#56

Posted 28 December 2013 - 03:02 AM

"hey that scratch was there before, right?"
 
NO
Mechanic you cheeky c*nt, that scratch was NOT there before. You had ONE JOB, Mechanic, bring me my goddamned car. Not only did it take me 3 calls to get to you Mechanic, but when you came, you had the f*cking cheek to tell me that you scratched it and blamed it on me, the billionaire with full driving skill. f*ck you Mechanic.


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Posted 28 December 2013 - 03:09 AM

I once was taken on a ten minute chase through Los Santos. He got out of the car and I was going for my customary post-delivery murder, but when I swung at him I missed. He got back in MY car, and took it for a joyride down the highway. I had to hunt down a car and catch up to him, and I couldn't spin him out so I ended up having to shoot him.


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Posted 28 December 2013 - 03:14 AM

drives the fcking car on the 3rd for 4th floor parking lot. so i gotta run and f*cking get it.

 

when im on the top of the freeway, he drives it in the bottom. no problem, ill jump down.

but when im on the bottom of the freeway, and he drives it up top.... motherfcker...

 

hes never where i expect him to be


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Posted 28 December 2013 - 03:32 AM

Gota love it when you call for a car when you're next to an overpass and he spawns either above or below you and drives around the entire highway.

 

I gotta say every time you post and I see your damn profile picture it just makes me want to see some busty Asian porn.

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Posted 28 December 2013 - 03:51 AM Edited by DaTurdburgler, 28 December 2013 - 04:09 AM.

Abandon my car sideways across the highway on the opposite side of speeding traffic with all of the doors missing on the drivers side.

 

Abandon my car upside down in a ditch.

 

Drive up the opposite side of the highway, try to turn around in the middle of speeding traffic, crash into cars, cause a massive pile up then finally head up the ramp, cross the overpass and blow straight past me. Then when I finally caught up to him the f*cker tried to tell me, "the scratch was already there right?"

 

Bring me the wrong car.

 

Tell me he can't get to where I'm at when I'm in the middle of LS standing on a main road.

 

Calls me at inconvenient times to say, "You know, you can call me any time and have me bring one of your cars out to you." No sh*t sherlock. Last time I checked that's what I'm paying you for! Tho, sadly I'm not surprised it took you that long to figure out since you seem to enjoy trashing my cars and abandoning them in the middle of butt f*ck nowhere!

 

Lately I've been beating him with my crowbar whenever he drops my car off.





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