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Posted 26 December 2013 - 08:57 PM

I've seen a lot of hate for tankers on here, so it needs to be noted that not all tankers out there are spawn killers. Often times I'll drive my tank around just for the aesthetic pleasures of driving a huge tank through a non-conflict urban area (it brings back hilarious memories of the '95 San Diego tank rampage). Driving a tank peacefully also offers you more protection from murderous thugs if all you want to do is just cruise around without being worried about having your PV become bullet-riddled. Of course, some people see a tank and instantly think it's hostile and will attack you on site. I'll usually honk for about 10 seconds while pointing my turret at them and not firing so that they should be able to get the hint that I'm not out to get them. Then and only then if they continue to attack will I kill them but only to neutralize the homicidal threat.

And before anyone says I'm the only one, I've come across at least three other players on PS3 who do the same thing. The tank is by far the coolest vehicle in the game. Just because I use one as a daily driver does not mean that I'm out to spawn kill you.

Also, I will use my tank to defend people from other tanks who are spawn killing, people who mercilessly spawn kill, trash talkers on the mic, and players who attack younger players for simply being younger. I try to think of it as a public service.

Anyone else out there a nice tank driver?

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Posted 26 December 2013 - 08:58 PM

And once again, I'd humiliate you in your sh*t tank.


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Posted 26 December 2013 - 08:59 PM

And once again, I'd humiliate you in your sh*t tank.

My PSN is Buthol3K, send me a friend invite.

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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:00 PM

 

And once again, I'd humiliate you in your sh*t tank.

My PSN is Buthol3K, send me a friend invite.

 

 

On Xbox bitch.

 

You're not worthy anyway.


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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:01 PM

I love using a tank for the sole reason I know people will bitch about it.

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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:02 PM Edited by The-Ultimate-Male, 26 December 2013 - 09:03 PM.

Once again a prime canditate for potential cybergeek emergency treatment. Instead of looking out for the fairer sex or on how to increase his own natural alpha appeal, this individual seems hellbent on identifying and engaging with other individuals equally obsessed with particular details of this online game.

 

But fear not, for the Ultimate Male is already very close to establishing a effective form of treatment which I shall share very soon with all of you. Ultimate Male, signing out.


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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:02 PM

lol this thread turned into a failure


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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:02 PM

I love using a tank for the sole reason I know people will bitch about it.

Yeah, it's funny, even if you're not bothering anyone at all in it they'll often get very angry over the mic until you either explain to them what you're doing or troll them.


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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:03 PM

Once again a prime canditate for potential cybergeek emergency treatment. Instead of looking out for the fairer sex or on how to increase his own natural alpha appeal, this individual seems hellbent on identifying and engaging with other individuals equally obsessed with particular details of this online game.

 

But fear not, for the Ultimate Male is already very close to establishing a effective form of treatment which I shall share very soon with all of you. Ultimate Male, signing out.

 

Sex is for people who aren't skilled enough to play GTAO.

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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:04 PM

So you're basically saying you need a tank because your sh*t without it. Tank scrub. 

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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:05 PM

I love blowing up tanks with my tank being towed on a cargo bob only because it's challenging. Then I blow up tanks after it gets on a roof with my tank again for challenge then I drive around my tank not shooting anyone just to watch drivers do a quick u turn in panic.

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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:06 PM

So you're basically saying you need a tank because your sh*t without it. Tank scrub. 

No, I had a 1.73 KD ratio before I hit level 70.


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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:06 PM

And once again, I'd humiliate you in your sh*t tank.

 

What's your gamertag?  I've got friends with Xboxes so I can join you online any time you like.

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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:08 PM

Could you please stop waving your baby dick around in every f*cking thread?

 

 

And once again, I'd humiliate you in your sh*t tank.

My PSN is Buthol3K, send me a friend invite.

 

 

On Xbox bitch.

 

You're not worthy anyway.

 

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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:10 PM

 

So you're basically saying you need a tank because your sh*t without it. Tank scrub. 

No, I had a 1.73 KD ratio before I hit level 70.

 

 

My K/D ratio was over 3 before a tank. Now it's nearly 5. Victims are everywhere.


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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:16 PM

 

 

So you're basically saying you need a tank because your sh*t without it. Tank scrub. 

No, I had a 1.73 KD ratio before I hit level 70.

 

 

My K/D ratio was over 3 before a tank. Now it's nearly 5. Victims are everywhere.

 

Bet you have an orgasm when you get a hold of this:

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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:16 PM Edited by Rezard, 26 December 2013 - 09:21 PM.

I manage to lure tanks into traps and waste them before they get a chance.  Try not to get so cocky, or it will happen to you, too.  ;)

 

You gotta admit, though--  when multiple people start attacking you needlessly in your tank, all the little white dots start to look the same... 


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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:26 PM

And once again, I'd humiliate you in your sh*t tank.

You were saying earlier how good u were in a tank.Now your saying one of the only decent people in a tank is sh*t.Every post u make shows you as stupid,cheating,lying and an asshole.If there's any admins r whatever they're called here could you please report or ban this guy.
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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:28 PM

It's so fun driving a tank next to players because they get sooo scared (I don't shoot them unless they shoot me first). 

 

It's like driving 10mph over the speed limit next to a cop in real life. Your heart just skips a beat 

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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:29 PM

 

And once again, I'd humiliate you in your sh*t tank.

You were saying earlier how good u were in a tank.Now your saying one of the only decent people in a tank is sh*t.Every post u make shows you as stupid,cheating,lying and an asshole.If there's any admins r whatever they're called here could you please report or ban this guy.

 

 

Ban me for a opinion different to your own? You filthy little Hitler. Btw, I've never cheated, but a chump like you I'd be tempted to use god mode just to see you whine like a little whiny bitch that you are.


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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:30 PM Edited by S-M-O-K-E, 26 December 2013 - 09:31 PM.

I cruise around in my tank every once in a while. Why? I enjoy it.

I dont troll people unless given a reason. Last night i helped out some low level players who were being trolled/griefed/harassed. I dont engage people for no reason usually.

Its certainly amazing how quickly people open fire on you based on the assumption you are hostile. I still greatly enjoy a good ole fashioned gun battle though.

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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:36 PM


 

And once again, I'd humiliate you in your sh*t tank.

You were saying earlier how good u were in a tank.Now your saying one of the only decent people in a tank is sh*t.Every post u make shows you as stupid,cheating,lying and an asshole.If there's any admins r whatever they're called here could you please report or ban this guy.
 
 
Ban me for a opinion different to your own? You filthy little Hitler. Btw, I've never cheated, but a chump like you I'd be tempted to use god mode just to see you whine like a little whiny bitch that you are.
Ban you for being an asshole to every one u meet.If you are calling me Hitler because I'm not an asshole, then I'm guilty as charged.I am a "Hitler" as you would say.

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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:39 PM

 

 

 

And once again, I'd humiliate you in your sh*t tank.

You were saying earlier how good u were in a tank.Now your saying one of the only decent people in a tank is sh*t.Every post u make shows you as stupid,cheating,lying and an asshole.If there's any admins r whatever they're called here could you please report or ban this guy.
 
 
Ban me for a opinion different to your own? You filthy little Hitler. Btw, I've never cheated, but a chump like you I'd be tempted to use god mode just to see you whine like a little whiny bitch that you are.
Ban you for being an asshole to every one u meet.If you are calling me Hitler because I'm not an asshole, then I'm guilty as charged.I am a "Hitler" as you would say.

 

I've never met anyone on here. So you can't ban me in that case. 

 

You're a little Hitler because you want to ban me for having an opinion that's different to you own.

 

This place is full of nerds like you, there's no morality in a videogame. That's reserved for the real world.


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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:41 PM Edited by Furry_Monkey, 26 December 2013 - 09:41 PM.

I've never met anyone on here. So you can't ban me in that case. 

 

You're a little Hitler because you want to ban me for having an opinion that's different to you own.

 

This place is full of nerds like you, there's no morality in a videogame. That's reserved for the real world.

 

I understand if you don't want to post your gamertag publicly, so just PM me and we can meet up :)


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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:42 PM

the only time i get out my tank is when somebody is being an asshole in one spawn raping. captain save a hoe


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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:48 PM

When I first got the money for a Tank, I drove one and blew a couple of people up for the lolz. Now though, I reserve the Tank for annoying players that continually irritate me (talking childish down their mics) or killing me time and time again on respawn. A taste of their own medicine (with the respawn) is good karma.

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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:51 PM

Whenever I get the tank out, it's purely for killing cops. If someone starts f*cking with me, he dies... If someone's backing me with the cops, they get the next tank, unless they already have one...
People that spawn kill in tanks.... fa**ots...

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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:54 PM

Whenever I get the tank out, it's purely for killing cops. If someone starts f*cking with me, he dies... If someone's backing me with the cops, they get the next tank, unless they already have one...
People that spawn kill in tanks.... fa**ots...

I spawn kill in tanks.

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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:58 PM


 

 

 

And once again, I'd humiliate you in your sh*t tank.

You were saying earlier how good u were in a tank.Now your saying one of the only decent people in a tank is sh*t.Every post u make shows you as stupid,cheating,lying and an asshole.If there's any admins r whatever they're called here could you please report or ban this guy.
 
 
Ban me for a opinion different to your own? You filthy little Hitler. Btw, I've never cheated, but a chump like you I'd be tempted to use god mode just to see you whine like a little whiny bitch that you are.
Ban you for being an asshole to every one u meet.If you are calling me Hitler because I'm not an asshole, then I'm guilty as charged.I am a "Hitler" as you would say.
 
I've never met anyone on here. So you can't ban me in that case. 
 
You're a little Hitler because you want to ban me for having an opinion that's different to you own.
 
This place is full of nerds like you, there's no morality in a videogame. That's reserved for the real world.
Emm... I'm actually a kickboxer with 6 years of karate training.I usually only play GTA at the weekends with my friends because I'm busy at school.Ive some good friends and I'm smart.You though sit on your computer/phone and be an asshole to anyone here.And you say people only have sex because they're not good at GTA.Uhhhmmm... okay...Seems you might want to see a psychiatrist or maybe your just being an asshole to decent people like me.I hope u find a girlfriend or any friend who makes u happy so u don't have to taunt children to make u happy.
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Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:59 PM


Whenever I get the tank out, it's purely for killing cops. If someone starts f*cking with me, he dies... If someone's backing me with the cops, they get the next tank, unless they already have one...
People that spawn kill in tanks.... fa**ots...

I spawn kill in tanks.

So post your GT and we can all go in to a lobby and see how good you are
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