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SFBryan18
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#31

Posted 25 December 2013 - 01:06 PM Edited by SFBryan18, 25 December 2013 - 01:07 PM.

 

 

These noobs can't shoot, I got a 22.00 kdr just using my pistol in a deathmatch.

Likely because players getting video games for Xmas are children. Sounds really, really boring.
I'll use my knife from now on

 

That actually sounds much better, or a golf club.

 

Go off radar and stealth kill.

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#32

Posted 25 December 2013 - 04:13 PM

I actually created a new account just to play with Christmas n00bs.  

So if you saw a new guy named AlecScorpio, not a real n00b.

lol, me too  =P   im lvl 10 again.   


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#33

Posted 25 December 2013 - 04:15 PM Edited by Mr Monoply, 25 December 2013 - 04:17 PM.

Been driving my Chrome-Type Aka Monoply Car to tease them on the bright side thanks to these new players i was able to get matchmaking results just as i started to host O_O


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#34

Posted 25 December 2013 - 04:26 PM

Been raping noobs all morning, what an awesome xmas roflmao
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#35

Posted 25 December 2013 - 04:30 PM

i can't wait to introduce them to my bait car.


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#36

Posted 25 December 2013 - 04:45 PM

Been raping noobs all morning, what an awesome xmas roflmao

Wow, such bad ass , much scariness.

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#37

Posted 25 December 2013 - 04:51 PM

Been raping noobs all morning, what an awesome xmas roflmao

 

such ownage,

much rape

wow

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S-M-O-K-E
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#38

Posted 25 December 2013 - 04:56 PM

I will be setting up some hotknife car bombs at LSC for some unlucky fresh meat. Should be entertaining.

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#39

Posted 25 December 2013 - 04:59 PM

I don see more noobs than before.

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#40

Posted 25 December 2013 - 05:15 PM Edited by cjdavies, 25 December 2013 - 05:16 PM.

I don see more noobs than before.

Me neither, some may just be second characters. 

 

I joined a quick mission, it was Lester's steal 2 trailers, I was level 15, the level 65 quit out from the lobby (thinking I was a noob), so it was just me.  I knew what to do, so completed it solo.

 

Before I started this online I did my reasearch (same with others) on tips/hints e.g. select a good car as your first car.


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#41

Posted 25 December 2013 - 05:31 PM

 

Been raping noobs all morning, what an awesome xmas roflmao

Wow, such bad ass , much scariness.

 

 

 

 

Been raping noobs all morning, what an awesome xmas roflmao

 

such ownage,

much rape

wow

 

 

Dont' be jelly because yo sniper pussies need to hide 5 blocks away on a roof to feel confident enough to take a shot at me roflmao xD

 

Been killing nabs like you since launch and your tears are still the most delicious xD


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#42

Posted 25 December 2013 - 05:33 PM

 

 

Been raping noobs all morning, what an awesome xmas roflmao

Wow, such bad ass , much scariness.

 

 

 

 

Been raping noobs all morning, what an awesome xmas roflmao

 

such ownage,

much rape

wow

 

 

Dont' be jelly because yo sniper pussies need to hide 5 blocks away on a roof to feel confident enough to take a shot at me roflmao xD

 

Been killing nabs like you since launch and your tears are still the most delicious xD

 

Your sig suggests you are in a tank, so they can't take a shot at you ;)


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#43

Posted 25 December 2013 - 05:39 PM

In American Gangster Frank Lucas said and I quote " how about I jus put 500 guns out on the streets" I can't wait to pay a noob 100 million to run head first into a tank with a broken bottle ominous music plays the pinky and the brain

Ran at a tank... got crusjed... kept doing it... tanker got bored and left...

Lobby wad tank free

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#44

Posted 25 December 2013 - 08:31 PM

 

In American Gangster Frank Lucas said and I quote " how about I jus put 500 guns out on the streets" I can't wait to pay a noob 100 million to run head first into a tank with a broken bottle ominous music plays the pinky and the brain

Ran at a tank... got crusjed... kept doing it... tanker got bored and left...

Lobby wad tank free

 

 

Noob tactics. 


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#45

Posted 25 December 2013 - 08:36 PM

Much elite 

Very noob

Such fun

Wow

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#46

Posted 25 December 2013 - 08:48 PM Edited by SetOnFire, 25 December 2013 - 08:53 PM.

Some of these noobs are little sh*ts, lol.

Tried to help out a few ( got a mic so I always announce my presence if Im being friendly) and a good portion still opened fire haha.

I felt bad having to put them down, but they had to learn their first freeroam lesson : Dont start sh*t if you don't intend to see it through to the end :p
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#47

Posted 25 December 2013 - 08:49 PM

OMG this thread is so true. I lol'd

This week should be fun. I have my Tank and Mercs ready :lol:

I blow up tanks with my fighter jet.


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#48

Posted 25 December 2013 - 08:50 PM

LMAO @ the Sandusky reference.

We Are Sodomy State!!

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#49

Posted 25 December 2013 - 08:52 PM

So funny watching them all scramble to Simeon's 'High Priority Vehicle'.

I had a good laugh wrecking that car numerous times


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#50

Posted 25 December 2013 - 09:00 PM Edited by Coyteria, 25 December 2013 - 09:01 PM.

Noobs are no fun. I wonder why there are so many people starting. Perhaps christmas parents bought gta for them? This game is so 2 months ago. And I still like it! :)


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#51

Posted 25 December 2013 - 09:08 PM

I love the new people! Welcome!


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#52

Posted 25 December 2013 - 09:10 PM

I've discovered there are now a lot fewer people around who know about ignition bombs and how you shouldn't trust a car parked across a doorway or left somewhere inconvenient.


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#53

Posted 25 December 2013 - 09:14 PM

oh .... they are here?

 

Christmas noobs meet hacker kiddies

 

I'm sure you guys will have a blast you're both on the same level


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#54

Posted 25 December 2013 - 09:21 PM

Anyone up for some Cyprus Flats LTS tomorrow? :p


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#55

Posted 25 December 2013 - 09:29 PM

Just got into a lobby with some levels 3,4, and 5.... This is gonna be so much

Not everyone celebrates Christmas. Just mentioning that word might make people feel uncomfortable.


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#56

Posted 25 December 2013 - 11:59 PM

Killed some more about half hour ago, they just kept coming back, it's like they wanted me to kill them. Was 2 of them working together, they killed me a total of 2 times, I had 30 kills on them combined. I switched to passive mode in the end because I started to feel bad.


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#57

Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:12 AM

My god, the squeakers are everywhere.. My ears are going to burst... ;_;


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#58

Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:50 AM

Just made a new character to "blend in" with the noobs. Playing them in a Lazer deathmatch, it just got to the point where I wanted to fly in circles; only one of them killed me, and the others had no kills. I swear, there are only a handful of people that can claim to be badass Lazer pilots. (Off topic, but any crews out there that consists of Lazer aces?)

But the sad thing is that one of these noobs is going to be more rich than every combined player who played the first week of GTAO. Lol


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#59

Posted 26 December 2013 - 09:58 AM

It was fun watching their reaction the first time mercs were sent after them. They're like "WTF, I didnt do anything!!"





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