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#31

Posted 24 December 2013 - 10:48 PM

New player joins his first freeroam lobby.... Player recieves 1billion dollars. Imagine his reaction. Lol

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Posted 25 December 2013 - 12:24 AM

There is a clothes store any new GTA player must go to during the tutorial.
I will be parked outside, in my tank.

What clothes store is it? I wanna give them the tank welcome
  

It's the Binco's South of the city my friend.

There is a clothes store any new GTA player must go to during the tutorial.
I will be parked outside, in my tank.

You dirty bastard lolol

Haha. No sorry, muahahaha

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#33

Posted 25 December 2013 - 12:27 AM

New player joins his first freeroam lobby.... Player recieves 1billion dollars. Imagine his reaction. Lol

 

This would be his reaction:

 

2vuaijk.gif

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#34

Posted 25 December 2013 - 01:13 AM

I think i am going to try and get the car bomb achievement tomorrow. 


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#35

Posted 25 December 2013 - 01:22 AM

There is a clothes store any new GTA player must go to during the tutorial.

I will be parked outside, in my tank.

i like this idea

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Posted 25 December 2013 - 01:25 AM

There is a clothes store any new GTA player must go to during the tutorial.

I will be parked outside, in my tank.

Your a genius, also, might do that, maybe even block the door while a few of them are in there. its christmas right now, and when i got online ive found a few, so i might just go and do the trap now > : D 

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Posted 25 December 2013 - 07:03 PM

There is a clothes store any new GTA player must go to during the tutorial.
I will be parked outside, in my tank.

i like this idea

  

There is a clothes store any new GTA player must go to during the tutorial.
I will be parked outside, in my tank.

Your a genius, also, might do that, maybe even block the door while a few of them are in there. its christmas right now, and when i got online ive found a few, so i might just go and do the trap now > : D

Thanks :) about to jump on for a couple of hours, these eager noobs should be gearing up about now. May the killings commence.

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#38

Posted 25 December 2013 - 07:05 PM

Lol xD The cloud servers are gonna explode for the next couple of hours. XD And so are the noobs >:D lol

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#39

Posted 25 December 2013 - 07:05 PM

my problem is that the current matchmaking doesn't allow me to get lobbies with christmas noobs as I am level 150... Any opinions on this?


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Posted 25 December 2013 - 07:16 PM

my problem is that the current matchmaking doesn't allow me to get lobbies with christmas noobs as I am level 150... Any opinions on this?


You could create a second character but you'd have to glitch some RP to buy another tank. Though stealing a Buzzard wouldn't be too difficulty but the killings would be less relentless.

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#41

Posted 25 December 2013 - 07:20 PM

Christmas noob gets gifted 1 bill in free roam, goes to his second or 3rd race which is hacked, and becomes instant level 100 plus.  


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Posted 25 December 2013 - 07:22 PM

The greatest thing about noobs is their naivety. Just in 1 hour, I farmed 5 "trust no one" kills by offering them a free car under the false pretence of Christmas spirit :p

 

The tattoo shall be mine soon ...mwahahahaha !

 


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#43

Posted 25 December 2013 - 08:15 PM

Christmas noobs?

 

too busy laughing at the glitch kiddies


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#44

Posted 25 December 2013 - 08:28 PM

Im sure you're fun at parties.

 

Christmas noobs?

 

too busy laughing at the glitch kiddies


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#45

Posted 25 December 2013 - 08:29 PM

I'm here to eat Xmas cookies and Kill.....and I'm all out of Xmas cookies.

Noobs...stay away from strangers. I don't forgive and I don't give anyone the benefit of the doubt ever since I believed some guy on a mic that he came in peace and asked me not to kill them and guess what? I fell for it!!
So noobs beware I'm not forgiving.

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#46

Posted 25 December 2013 - 08:52 PM

A level 3 player challenged me (level 51) to a one on one death match.  Not a good idea seeing as I had just picked up a crate containing a mini-gun.  He didn't last very long.


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Posted 25 December 2013 - 08:59 PM

I'm gonna kill bounties and wire money to all the noobs

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Posted 25 December 2013 - 09:01 PM

Except 1bil has no real value at the moment what can a Lv1 do with it? other than sports & super cars he can't mod


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Posted 25 December 2013 - 09:08 PM

cant find these goddamn noob sessions. Is the K/D ratio for both charakters the samewhen I create a second charakter or is it splitted?


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Posted 25 December 2013 - 09:53 PM

There is a clothes store any new GTA player must go to during the tutorial.

I will be parked outside, in my tank.

A tank? Lame...


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#51

Posted 25 December 2013 - 11:28 PM

Trolled some noobs for about an hour earlier. Was good fun. I intend on welcoming more later with free, rigged to blow cars.
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#52

Posted 27 December 2013 - 05:42 PM

 

New player joins his first freeroam lobby.... Player recieves 1billion dollars. Imagine his reaction. Lol

 

This would be his reaction:

 

2vuaijk.gif

 

 

After months of lurking on this forum, I came across this post which made me join just so I can say

 

Best Comment ive seen in a long time!


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#53

Posted 27 December 2013 - 06:12 PM

I watch the kill feed. If I notice people f*cking with a newbie, I swoop down with a chopper and resque them. Then I ask if they want a maxed out car to keep/sell.

Feels good to help people.

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#54

Posted 27 December 2013 - 06:49 PM

I went searching for noobs and found god mode glitchers. I must can only play with other cheaters because I have not found a noob all Christmas/ winter break.

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#55

Posted 27 December 2013 - 06:53 PM

already slaughtered quite a number of players under rank 10 since the 25th. easy kills, they just cant compete with a minigun 


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#56

Posted 27 December 2013 - 06:54 PM

the noobs were fun

especially when I was playing santa's little helper

got some really cool reactions


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#57

Posted 27 December 2013 - 07:40 PM Edited by shootingallovertheplace, 27 December 2013 - 07:42 PM.

There is a clothes store any new GTA player must go to during the tutorial.
I will be parked outside, in my tank.

A tank? Lame...
'Twas a great day.

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#58

Posted 27 December 2013 - 07:49 PM

I run my own griefer/hacker extermination service. For you newbies being harrased by someone with an inferiority complex, help is only a text message away!

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#59

Posted 27 December 2013 - 08:01 PM

Except 1bil has no real value at the moment what can a Lv1 do with it? other than sports & super cars he can't mod

^ This.


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#60

Posted 27 December 2013 - 08:01 PM

Am I the only one who would help them? More players must be good for this game. I enjoy playing so by that logic the more people to play with makes it all the better.




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