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NachoTheBeast
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#1

Posted 24 December 2013 - 08:24 PM

It's that time of the year again, children. Exactly that: children. The time when all ESRB ratings go down the drain and kids begin their journeys with their first console, first game, first multiplayer, and whatnot. The time of the year when millions of noobs will log onto Gta Online for the first time. Will you scare then into thinking that online is as dangerous as its rumored, or will you help them out in their hour of need and pimp them out a car for them to sell?

Question: What will you do for/to the Christmas Noobs? :)

Happy Holidays guys :D
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Posted 24 December 2013 - 08:31 PM

Mic off, guns out, open wallet.


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Posted 24 December 2013 - 08:33 PM

OP was abused as a child. The thing that annoys me most in this world, is paying tax to fund such a pointless human being.

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Posted 24 December 2013 - 08:34 PM Edited by Lupin III, 24 December 2013 - 08:35 PM.

Buy a chrome Adder with the gaudiest wheels possible, wire it up to an ignition bomb and abandon it with the door open.

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Posted 24 December 2013 - 08:39 PM

Easy Itz Jonesy, I never said I was gonna go crazy on em, dang. I think the only one who was abused was you, since I'm just trying to have a little fun.
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Posted 24 December 2013 - 08:40 PM

Lol OP is an asshole


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Posted 24 December 2013 - 08:41 PM

I will put 170 bullets in their virtual heads.

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Posted 24 December 2013 - 08:41 PM

I will help them get to that first re-spawn screen where they meet that one guy from Epsilon.  :santa:

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Posted 24 December 2013 - 08:41 PM

Lol how did I sink so low Dx

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Posted 24 December 2013 - 08:42 PM

Pity them for getting a highly broken online game for a gift and hope they at least enjoy single player.   


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Posted 24 December 2013 - 08:44 PM

I'm going to pretend to be their GTA guide, then rape them.

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Posted 24 December 2013 - 08:44 PM

Dang now that I look back I do sound like an asshole on this post looool woops

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Posted 24 December 2013 - 08:45 PM

Dang now that I look back I do sound like an asshole on this post looool woops

I still love you.

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Posted 24 December 2013 - 08:48 PM

Tbf new players should get a separate server whilst they are below say level 10, or else they will quit if they are killed 24/7 by tanks etc...

It would only be fair i mean we all started together at level 1 why should new players have to play with tanks, and miniguns etc, this is irrelevant to the fact half of the playerbase glitched their ranks and tanks and money...

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Posted 24 December 2013 - 08:51 PM

Yeah, I wouldn't want them to suffer either :( poor guys, I mean I remember logging on the first time too, guy tank griefed me for like 20 minutes and I didn't realize I could join a new lobby so I just kept shooting it with my pistol :3

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Posted 24 December 2013 - 08:58 PM

They will help me to unlock the LSPD tint for some weapons.

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Posted 24 December 2013 - 08:59 PM

I will help them get to that first re-spawn screen where they meet that one guy from Epsilon.  :santa:

 

I forgot about that! 

 

Ninjambie, your sig - gold. :)

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Posted 24 December 2013 - 09:02 PM

There is a clothes store any new GTA player must go to during the tutorial.

I will be parked outside, in my tank.
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Posted 24 December 2013 - 09:12 PM

Take it easy on them bros.
Remember today's crack babies grow up to be tomorrow's psycho killers!
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Posted 24 December 2013 - 09:53 PM

Fully mod a car out and give it to people to sell... I want to be nice this year.

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Posted 24 December 2013 - 10:18 PM

Christmas noobs are going to be able to have all the stuff you have, and with the rp glitches you won't even know they are noobs.

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Posted 24 December 2013 - 10:21 PM

I'm prepared. As they'll all probably have PS4s and Xbox Ones, it'll just be business as usual.


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Posted 24 December 2013 - 10:21 PM

Lol, let's get Rhinos and Lazers, so we can blitzkrieg those bitches. ;3

I'm amazed that I haven't seen this yet.. Lol.


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Posted 24 December 2013 - 10:23 PM

I enjoy more of the pissing someone off then getting a message that I'm a F*** POS kid Christmas noob when I'm everything but lol

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Posted 24 December 2013 - 10:29 PM

There is a clothes store any new GTA player must go to during the tutorial.

I will be parked outside, in my tank.

What clothes store is it? I wanna give them the tank welcome

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Posted 24 December 2013 - 10:31 PM

There is a clothes store any new GTA player must go to during the tutorial.

I will be parked outside, in my tank.

You dirty bastard lolol
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Posted 24 December 2013 - 10:35 PM Edited by Reedseed12345, 24 December 2013 - 10:35 PM.

Christmas Is Coming..........

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Posted 24 December 2013 - 10:37 PM

I'll help them out with missions.  Let's face it, they'll be the only ones interested in missions now seeing as everyone is filthy rich.

 

Life's too short to be an a-hole to everyone.


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Posted 24 December 2013 - 10:38 PM

I will put 170 bullets in their virtual heads.

Nice one motherf*cker.

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Posted 24 December 2013 - 10:47 PM

Unless someone without some kind of assault rifle f*cks with me first I don't f*ck with them. Why turn off new players from the game? I don't know about everyone else but I want more people to play with.  

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