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#31

Posted 24 December 2013 - 03:01 PM Edited by FireBallz21, 24 December 2013 - 03:02 PM.

Kids let me tell you a story.

Once upon a time there was a fire ball, that fire ball roamed Los Santos protecting the inocents and watching in behalf of Santa with a sniper of course until he became attacked by an evil Scrooge. Half an hour passed and the scrooge got a buzzard. The Fire Ball decided to stop the terror being caused by the scrooge, so he decided to fighter jet that f*cker.

 

Finnaly, Los Santos was safe, the Fire Ball trashed the jet and decided to have a trip and take photos around Los Santos with his Maverick.

 

Until one false Santa appeared and start giving billions to everyone "and it all went to sh*t and Brad went to jail and Michael got capped" and suddently I saw everyone with TANKS and BUZZARDS and 5 STAR WANTED LEVELS and RAGING KIDS AND sh*t!

 

*Sigh* so after telling this to Santa, fire ball and his companions tried their best to destroy the evil kids to the point where Los Santos has gone to sh*t.

 

The.End.

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#32

Posted 24 December 2013 - 03:04 PM Edited by RedDaggerXL, 24 December 2013 - 03:06 PM.

nice to see F**ing Rockstar didnt change theyre priorities

its always better to give us some new stuff instead of fixing the old ones.

all lobbys got at least one or two hackers in god mone or giving money, but as long as we got santa outfit its all good

 

Merry fu**ing Christmas

 

You do realise they can't just shift everybody at Rockstar north into fixing bugs? Game dev doesn't work like that. A team of people were working on this, and there's no reason why they should drop it and try to do something they may not even be able to do, or make go any faster. 

 

You can complain about the issues as much as you want but there's no magical wand at Rockstar to make them go away any faster. 

 

I welcome this update, but I hope the snow is a more regular thing. 

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#33

Posted 24 December 2013 - 03:13 PM

I propose that we have Snowstorm Sundays.
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#34

Posted 24 December 2013 - 03:18 PM

Can we pretend that rain falling from sky are like snowflakes, I could really use some snow right now.


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#35

Posted 24 December 2013 - 03:19 PM

 

 

Travelers to Los Santos and Blaine County in GTA Online now through Christmas Day will also be greeted by a the very rare sight of a San Andreas snowfall, making for (even more) hazardous driving conditions.

 

It's not going to snow 24/7 starting at midnight tonight and end on the 26th, it will take some time.

 

Stop getting so worked up.

 

who said its not going to snow 24/7


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#36

Posted 24 December 2013 - 03:21 PM

In all seriousness here you can see snow textures: http://www.rockstarg...iday-gifts.html

 

It says in Christmas day, so does that mean that tomorrow we'll be seeing this?

 

If it's for today, all I see from christmas are clothes and a little bit of fog :|


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Posted 24 December 2013 - 03:21 PM

It says on there though Travelers to Los Santos and Blaine County in GTA Online now through Christmas Day

Well im on NOW and theres no snow :( 


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Posted 24 December 2013 - 03:25 PM

There isn't even any snow. I don't give a sh*t about discounts on sh*t I don't want or already have, but R* give us plenty of those.
 
The one time we're supposed to get ANYTHING interesting, we don't even f*cking get it. Cockstar fails again.

Your huge frustration is going to make your penis full of blood until it explodes.

The timer starts at the 25th, but yeah, it's another piece of sh*t Cockstar fail :D

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#39

Posted 24 December 2013 - 03:31 PM

Distrom, on 24 Dec 2013 - 5:25 PM, said:

 

Lazyboy., on 24 Dec 2013 - 4:30 PM, said:

There isn't even any snow. I don't give a sh*t about discounts on sh*t I don't want or already have, but R* give us plenty of those.
 
The one time we're supposed to get ANYTHING interesting, we don't even f*cking get it. Cockstar fails again.

Your huge frustration is going to make your penis full of blood until it explodes.

The timer starts at the 25th, but yeah, it's another piece of sh*t Cockstar fail :D

 

Lol you are so funny and original ,Cockstar, hey guys lets laugh and how much of a genius and an intelligent fellow this guy is .

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Posted 24 December 2013 - 03:34 PM Edited by Lazyboy., 24 December 2013 - 03:35 PM.

Distrom, on 24 Dec 2013 - 5:25 PM, said:

 

Lazyboy., on 24 Dec 2013 - 4:30 PM, said:
There isn't even any snow. I don't give a sh*t about discounts on sh*t I don't want or already have, but R* give us plenty of those.
 
The one time we're supposed to get ANYTHING interesting, we don't even f*cking get it. Cockstar fails again.

Your huge frustration is going to make your penis full of blood until it explodes.

The timer starts at the 25th, but yeah, it's another piece of sh*t Cockstar fail :D

Lol you are so funny and original ,Cockstar, hey guys lets laugh and how much of a genius and an intelligent fellow this guy is .

Lol you are so funny and original ,sarcastically calling others funny and original, hey guys lets laugh and how much of a genius and an intelligent fellow this guy is .

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#41

Posted 24 December 2013 - 03:39 PM

Just change the date on your PS3 to 12/25/13 and bingo! SNOW!

 

This is amazing! I love sliding around and seeing all the other cars struggle to go up hills and stuff. Haha!


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Posted 24 December 2013 - 03:59 PM

Just change the date on your PS3 to 12/25/13 and bingo! SNOW!
 
This is amazing! I love sliding around and seeing all the other cars struggle to go up hills and stuff. Haha!


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Posted 24 December 2013 - 04:10 PM

Yeah, apparently you can change the date and it will work but urh.. I remember I did that with a trophy where you have to play on a certain date (yes, no joke) and it glitched my PS3 and recent players woundn't show up for like a eyar even when I changed it back to the normal date. 


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Posted 24 December 2013 - 04:51 PM

Just change the date on your PS3 to 12/25/13 and bingo! SNOW!

 

This is amazing! I love sliding around and seeing all the other cars struggle to go up hills and stuff. Haha!

Bullsh*t. I've just tried it with no success.


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#45

Posted 24 December 2013 - 04:57 PM

F**k you Rockstar... Online only... Nice gift.


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#46

Posted 24 December 2013 - 04:59 PM

F**k you Rockstar... Online only... Nice gift.

I really don't see the big deal. Just go into a Solo Session. 


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#47

Posted 24 December 2013 - 05:17 PM

I love the new filters. I seriously can't wait for snow. It's gonna be fun making pics of everything.

 

Spoiler


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#48

Posted 24 December 2013 - 05:46 PM

how is this going to affect car handling ?


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Posted 24 December 2013 - 06:03 PM

My guess is that it's going to make the car slide about, kinda like in GTA IV. Or the turning, drifting, and braking will take a bit longer to perform, perhaps more difficult.


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#50

Posted 24 December 2013 - 06:46 PM

Great! More online bullsh*t...


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#51

Posted 24 December 2013 - 07:08 PM

I'm super depressed bc i don't have the santa hats or elf hats but I have everything else... why? :(


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#52

Posted 24 December 2013 - 07:27 PM

Where do you get everything nothings showning up anywhere for me

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#53

Posted 24 December 2013 - 07:28 PM

Where do you get everything nothings showning up anywhere for me

I'm pretty sure it should be in your inventory already, I went to the clothing store and they had all of the Christmas clothes and masks but no hats for me...


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#54

Posted 24 December 2013 - 07:48 PM Edited by pokemon4ever, 24 December 2013 - 07:49 PM.

Well at least this update wasn't as pointless and stupid as the beach bum dlc sh*t. Would have liked  the snow to last longer than a day. I also read in another topic that the clothes will only be available for a few days before they're removed.


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#55

Posted 24 December 2013 - 08:01 PM

Still no snow?!


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#56

Posted 24 December 2013 - 08:03 PM

Still no snow?!

They said on Christmas day, right?


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#57

Posted 24 December 2013 - 08:29 PM

Still no snow?!

 

It should come on 25th


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#58

Posted 24 December 2013 - 08:33 PM

Made me a nice new avatar with the snapmatic effects :santa:

 

 


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Posted 24 December 2013 - 08:56 PM

The snapmatic features would be cool if I could actually use snapmatic so thanks for nothing R*.


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Posted 24 December 2013 - 09:46 PM

The Snapmatic thing is cool. Michael has some hilarious facial expressions. The filters are cool, I wonder if I can bug it so the filters stay applied outside of the camera. 

 

I didn't see any snow however. 

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