Kids let me tell you a story.
Once upon a time there was a fire ball, that fire ball roamed Los Santos protecting the inocents and watching in behalf of Santa with a sniper of course until he became attacked by an evil Scrooge. Half an hour passed and the scrooge got a buzzard. The Fire Ball decided to stop the terror being caused by the scrooge, so he decided to fighter jet that f*cker.
Finnaly, Los Santos was safe, the Fire Ball trashed the jet and decided to have a trip and take photos around Los Santos with his Maverick.
Until one false Santa appeared and start giving billions to everyone "and it all went to sh*t and Brad went to jail and Michael got capped" and suddently I saw everyone with TANKS and BUZZARDS and 5 STAR WANTED LEVELS and RAGING KIDS AND sh*t!
*Sigh* so after telling this to Santa, fire ball and his companions tried their best to destroy the evil kids to the point where Los Santos has gone to sh*t.