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SecludedMemory
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Posted 21 December 2013 - 01:21 AM

I think we all have a love-hate we relationship with this guy. We call him up. He tells us he'll bring us our vehicle. With a tone of assurance the asshole even says right away. Then we wait. And wait. And wait. Then we get that call. You all know that call. 

 

Anyway, last night I think I (accidentally) found a way to get him to deliver, and its pretty simple. All I need is everyone to try it out to confirm that it's not just my imagination and maybe it was never his fault after all.

 

All it takes is calling him up and requesting your vehicle while looking at the ground and waiting until he arrives.

 

I'll start with two common locations 

 

 

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Docks

 

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 If this has been posted before, well, sh*t. I haven't seen anything but bitching for a while and at least it's refreshed. 


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Posted 21 December 2013 - 01:23 AM

It can only end one way...

 

 

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Posted 21 December 2013 - 01:23 AM

I have a chopper right next to me, where to? 


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Posted 21 December 2013 - 01:24 AM Edited by gtafanzboiz, 21 December 2013 - 01:25 AM.

seems interesting, hope this works :)

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Posted 21 December 2013 - 01:48 AM

Just dont aim your camera towards the road.He dont want you to see him coming out of thin air. Works every time for me

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Posted 21 December 2013 - 01:51 AM

Had one of the funniest moments with him yesterday... he delivered my bike so I knocked him over the center of it and jumped on.. as I started driving he put his hand on the handle bar and grabbed hold.  Dragged him about 150 feet before he let go LOL


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Posted 21 December 2013 - 02:00 AM

All I know is, every time my mechanic actually does his job he dies a horrible death. Perhaps when he doesn't show up he just senses what is coming to him?

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Posted 21 December 2013 - 02:02 AM

I beat his ass every time he delivers a vehicle and take his money. He basically pays his own wages and more

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Posted 21 December 2013 - 02:03 AM

I usually always stand on the right hand side of the road and then spin around looking in both directions, back and forth then he eventually appears on my radar. Earlier today though he got back in and started driving off, then I blew his brain all over the dash.


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Posted 21 December 2013 - 02:06 AM

lol I remember running him over and he got stuck in my spoiler for a good hundred ft haa. 


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Posted 21 December 2013 - 02:19 AM

That dirty delivered my car inside of one of the LSC's last night and I had to go find a random car and get the door to open up long enough for me to jump out and run in. 

 

His trolling didn't work out for him the rest of the night  :miranda:.

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Posted 21 December 2013 - 10:56 PM Edited by SecludedMemory, 21 December 2013 - 10:57 PM.

I NEED MORE RESULTS PEOPLE, THIS IS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT


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Posted 21 December 2013 - 11:09 PM

My mechanic works every time since the latest patch.

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Posted 21 December 2013 - 11:11 PM

i've noticed this since day one, as long as you're not watching the road he always brings your vehicle. I guess they just don't want you to see the car spawn out of midair... :)


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Posted 21 December 2013 - 11:15 PM

Either way his face meets with my golf club.


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Posted 21 December 2013 - 11:18 PM

Mechanic circle jerk caught on camera?

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Mechanic circle jerk caught on camera.
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Posted 21 December 2013 - 11:19 PM

my favourite part is where he screws off in your car right in front of you.


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Posted 21 December 2013 - 11:20 PM

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Posted 21 December 2013 - 11:31 PM

Mechanic circle jerk caught on camera?

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Mechanic circle jerk caught on camera.

 

Mechanic union meeting. Determining what to do about all their aggressive owners beating them every time they deliver a car. :)

 

I beat his ass every time he delivers a vehicle and take his money. He basically pays his own wages and more

 

That mechanic is a good bloke. Not only does he pays his own way, he covers the costs of the cleaner as well. He can repair a wrecked car within seconds of entering my garage and he pays for all parts. That and he allows me to beat him up. I really wish he would stop changing the station when he delivers my car though.

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Posted 21 December 2013 - 11:32 PM

Yep this has been suggested before - but looking up instead of down. Someone posted saying after you call, to look up at the sky. This works for me 99% of the time as long as I am on or near a road.


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Posted 21 December 2013 - 11:35 PM

The looking at the ground worked 100% of the time last night for me. He never even hesitated and just brought it right to me.

 

Maybe he thinks I'm looking for a place to dig his grave :die:.

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Posted 21 December 2013 - 11:38 PM

Standing centre in the road and not looking left or right works also.





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