Last night my girlfriend was telling me she was talking to a guy down the street who she met on facebook, only because she wanted to know where he lived. She met him on some website and started talking to him, just because he lived near us and she wanted to know where.
Well, I was rather pissed off, and we got in a fight. It wasn't a bad fight, really just us both being total smartasses back and forth to each other. She then went to bed because I wouldn't stop being a ass. So she went to bed, and she left her laptop sitting out, and she only closed the lid to the laptop, she didn't power it down. So that meant whatever she was signed onto, I could just get on the laptop and go look at it.
So I went on her facebook, and the guy and her didn't really say anything, other than about where we live. But I didn't care, I killed it. I sent a message to him saying "Excuse me, I'm having explosive diarrhea and my asshole is on fire, I gtg" and then a picture of a Disney character looking retarded saying "Didney Worl" and then I said "I LOV DIDNEY WORL". I left it at that, because I figured any guy would get turned off at that.
She got up today, and found it (I intended her to find it), and it has not ended well. She has my facebook login, because I'm not "trustworthy" and she has sent very hateful messages to my ex. Making it look like I am telling my ex she has ugly nipples, and gives bad head, along with other stuff.
She has now taken my car and left, and I am stuck at home with no knowledge to where she is. The last thing she said to me is "f*ck off, I hate you, and I'm never coming back."
What do I do to fix this? This whole thing is so stupid, idk what to do to fix it. And I really need my car back.