This thread just became childish.
I Don't have any tips at the moment, Sorry.
Best of luck. But even if Dude wins, You just gotta be his "Internet Sweetheart". He will be a little kid who is very happy cause he has a girlfriend online. Its not like you are going to meet & go out or something.
If you win, You will be a very lucky little kid. If you lose, Shame...You could have just been normal & be our friend.