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#91

Posted 18 December 2013 - 09:08 PM

Are people seriously complaining that they took out an area that was only available due to glitches?

 

How do you know it doesn't cause problems? For all you know, it could be causing serious problems with the server, not only that. it's only accessible to you when you do the glitch.

 

Exactly this :)


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Posted 18 December 2013 - 09:14 PM

"click for pinnkies content" made me stare at it like i was high off shrooms playing "the other side of the moon" in reverse.....didnt want to go with the "strobe lights n glowsticks" route


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Posted 18 December 2013 - 09:31 PM Edited by gtaocicat, 18 December 2013 - 09:31 PM.

"click for pinnkies content" made me stare at it like i was high off shrooms playing "the other side of the moon" in reverse.....didnt want to go with the "strobe lights n glowsticks" route

that thing  gives me a headache man. did you click on it?


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Posted 18 December 2013 - 09:49 PM

 

"click for pinnkies content" made me stare at it like i was high off shrooms playing "the other side of the moon" in reverse.....didnt want to go with the "strobe lights n glowsticks" route

that thing  gives me a headache man. did you click on it?

 

no im at work so yeahhhhhhh dont wanna risk it hahahaha not insinuating anything just saying.


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Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:11 PM

No more dirt on cars with 1.08...  :cry: just few random little mud stains when you go near water, but no more of that fantastic grey-brown dust on sides, back and wheels of car when you run on desert off-road. it's a pity for me. My Sadler, now, after a in-game day spent in desert roads it's still clean and shiny...  :cry:


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Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:21 PM Edited by s1ckmad3, 18 December 2013 - 10:22 PM.

No more dirt on cars with 1.08...  :cry: just few random little mud stains when you go near water, but no more of that fantastic grey-brown dust on sides, back and wheels of car when you run on desert off-road. it's a pity for me. My Sadler, now, after a in-game day spent in desert roads it's still clean and shiny...  :cry:

they failed with no hydraulics for lowriders its suppose to be california but no lo lo's ? wtf thats like lc with no taxis

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Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:23 PM

 

 

"click for pinnkies content" made me stare at it like i was high off shrooms playing "the other side of the moon" in reverse.....didnt want to go with the "strobe lights n glowsticks" route

that thing  gives me a headache man. did you click on it?

 

no im at work so yeahhhhhhh dont wanna risk it hahahaha not insinuating anything just saying.

 

its just a link to that person's rockstar social club page . 


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Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:25 PM

 

 

 

"click for pinnkies content" made me stare at it like i was high off shrooms playing "the other side of the moon" in reverse.....didnt want to go with the "strobe lights n glowsticks" route

that thing  gives me a headache man. did you click on it?

 

no im at work so yeahhhhhhh dont wanna risk it hahahaha not insinuating anything just saying.

 

its just a link to that person's rockstar social club page . 

 

wow such "tim and erics awesome show" banner just for a link.......:/ wish i had one jk lmao


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Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:27 PM

 

 

 

 

"click for pinnkies content" made me stare at it like i was high off shrooms playing "the other side of the moon" in reverse.....didnt want to go with the "strobe lights n glowsticks" route

that thing  gives me a headache man. did you click on it?

 

no im at work so yeahhhhhhh dont wanna risk it hahahaha not insinuating anything just saying.

 

its just a link to that person's rockstar social club page . 

 

wow such "tim and erics awesome show" banner just for a link....... :/ wish i had one jk lmao

 

yeah i would be lying if i said i wasnt dissapointed when i clicked on it and all i got was a link to  someone's rockstar social page


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Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:28 PM

"click for pinnkies content" made me stare at it like i was high off shrooms playing "the other side of the moon" in reverse.....didnt want to go with the "strobe lights n glowsticks" route

that thing  gives me a headache man. did you click on it?
no im at work so yeahhhhhhh dont wanna risk it hahahaha not insinuating anything just saying.
its just a link to that person's rockstar social club page .
wow such "tim and erics awesome show" banner just for a link.......:/ wish i had one jk lmao

You're lucky, do you know how easy it is to be lured into looking at gay pornography on this site? Just put some amazing title, or something useful, and....I almost puked

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Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:29 PM

 

 

 

 

 

"click for pinnkies content" made me stare at it like i was high off shrooms playing "the other side of the moon" in reverse.....didnt want to go with the "strobe lights n glowsticks" route

that thing  gives me a headache man. did you click on it?
no im at work so yeahhhhhhh dont wanna risk it hahahaha not insinuating anything just saying.
its just a link to that person's rockstar social club page .
wow such "tim and erics awesome show" banner just for a link....... :/ wish i had one jk lmao

You're lucky, do you know how easy it is to be lured into looking at gay pornography on this site? Just put some amazing title, or something useful, and....I almost puked

 

lol thats too funny


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Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:31 PM

"click for pinnkies content" made me stare at it like i was high off shrooms playing "the other side of the moon" in reverse.....didnt want to go with the "strobe lights n glowsticks" route

that thing  gives me a headache man. did you click on it?
no im at work so yeahhhhhhh dont wanna risk it hahahaha not insinuating anything just saying.
its just a link to that person's rockstar social club page .
wow such "tim and erics awesome show" banner just for a link....... :/ wish i had one jk lmao

You're lucky, do you know how easy it is to be lured into looking at gay pornography on this site? Just put some amazing title, or something useful, and....I almost puked
lol thats too funny

Yeah :/ gay is not my cup of tea, however straight....yeah I wouldn't mind
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Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:32 PM

 

 

 

 

 

"click for pinnkies content" made me stare at it like i was high off shrooms playing "the other side of the moon" in reverse.....didnt want to go with the "strobe lights n glowsticks" route

that thing  gives me a headache man. did you click on it?
no im at work so yeahhhhhhh dont wanna risk it hahahaha not insinuating anything just saying.
its just a link to that person's rockstar social club page .
wow such "tim and erics awesome show" banner just for a link....... :/ wish i had one jk lmao

You're lucky, do you know how easy it is to be lured into looking at gay pornography on this site? Just put some amazing title, or something useful, and....I almost puked

 

lololololol no way lmao was it a party with lemons ? if you get it like this post if not ill give you website addy so you can puke even more jk lmao

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Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:35 PM

"click for pinnkies content" made me stare at it like i was high off shrooms playing "the other side of the moon" in reverse.....didnt want to go with the "strobe lights n glowsticks" route

that thing  gives me a headache man. did you click on it?
no im at work so yeahhhhhhh dont wanna risk it hahahaha not insinuating anything just saying.
its just a link to that person's rockstar social club page .
wow such "tim and erics awesome show" banner just for a link....... :/ wish i had one jk lmao

You're lucky, do you know how easy it is to be lured into looking at gay pornography on this site? Just put some amazing title, or something useful, and....I almost puked
lololololol no way lmao was it a party with lemons ? if you get it like this post if not ill give you website addy so you can puke even more jk lmao

Luckily, no, and no thanks I just ate, *feels sick* I has innocently going through the forums! then something came up like "omg wtf, broken apartment windows" never happened before right? Not possible, so I check and.....it left a scar on my brain, I won't say more than that
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Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:38 PM

see this is why i always keep an eye on what that bar above the screen that shows what website you are going to . 

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Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:40 PM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"click for pinnkies content" made me stare at it like i was high off shrooms playing "the other side of the moon" in reverse.....didnt want to go with the "strobe lights n glowsticks" route

that thing  gives me a headache man. did you click on it?
no im at work so yeahhhhhhh dont wanna risk it hahahaha not insinuating anything just saying.
its just a link to that person's rockstar social club page .
wow such "tim and erics awesome show" banner just for a link....... :/ wish i had one jk lmao

You're lucky, do you know how easy it is to be lured into looking at gay pornography on this site? Just put some amazing title, or something useful, and....I almost puked
lololololol no way lmao was it a party with lemons ? if you get it like this post if not ill give you website addy so you can puke even more jk lmao

Luckily, no, and no thanks I just ate, *feels sick* I has innocently going through the forums! then something came up like "omg wtf, broken apartment windows" never happened before right? Not possible, so I check and.....it left a scar on my brain, I won't say more than that

 

lol i would of fell for it too ok fine i wont show you link but one day you will accidentally click on the wrong banner muahahahaha...seriously though i love cocaine jk


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Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:45 PM

"click for pinnkies content" made me stare at it like i was high off shrooms playing "the other side of the moon" in reverse.....didnt want to go with the "strobe lights n glowsticks" route

that thing  gives me a headache man. did you click on it?
no im at work so yeahhhhhhh dont wanna risk it hahahaha not insinuating anything just saying.
its just a link to that person's rockstar social club page .
wow such "tim and erics awesome show" banner just for a link....... :/ wish i had one jk lmao

You're lucky, do you know how easy it is to be lured into looking at gay pornography on this site? Just put some amazing title, or something useful, and....I almost puked
lololololol no way lmao was it a party with lemons ? if you get it like this post if not ill give you website addy so you can puke even more jk lmao

Luckily, no, and no thanks I just ate, *feels sick* I has innocently going through the forums! then something came up like "omg wtf, broken apartment windows" never happened before right? Not possible, so I check and.....it left a scar on my brain, I won't say more than that
lol i would of fell for it too ok fine i wont show you link but one day you will accidentally click on the wrong banner muahahahaha...seriously though i love cocaine jk

Lol maybe...hopefully not, also your money amount is nothing special xD

see this is why i always keep an eye on what that bar above the screen that shows what website you are going to .


Dafuq? Those pictures were posted here lol! Just picture after picture, f*cking disturbing

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Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:48 PM

yeah about my figures there see one day i *distracts you by pointing behind you as he runs away*


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Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:50 PM


Dafuq? Those pictures were posted here lol! Just picture after picture, f*cking disturbing

 

um why did you stay long enough on that page to look at more than one pic?  i would have left just after a glimpse of one pic 


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Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:52 PM

 


Dafuq? Those pictures were posted here lol! Just picture after picture, f*cking disturbing

 

um why did you stay long enough on that page to look at more than one pic?  i would have left just after a glimpse of one pic 

 

debating whether it was photoshopped ? lol


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Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:53 PM

 

 


Dafuq? Those pictures were posted here lol! Just picture after picture, f*cking disturbing

 

um why did you stay long enough on that page to look at more than one pic?  i would have left just after a glimpse of one pic 

 

debating whether it was photoshopped ? lol

 

i think what made him sick is that  deep inside he liked those pics


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Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:58 PM

yeah about my figures there see one day i *distracts you by pointing behind you as he runs away*


Prepare yourself for this:

I refuse to look behind, and spot you running away, I shotgun you down only for you to respawn behind me, and attempt to choke me with a wire, succeeding, suddenly a mad hippo comes out of nowhere and blasts the mini gun, destroying everything in sight. I respawn only to be fondled by a pink unicorn and tossed into a garbage can, you respawn and kill the pony, only to be sexually assaulted by a polka dot King Kong. Suddenly iron man appears, we feel safe, only to find that he too is there to fondle the hippos. As they all fondle themselves to frolick and death, I feel unease. Lo and behold a pink fat hippo driving a tank through Los Santos. Suddenly pedobear looms over the distance while you try continuously to end the gta session. You call your car, only to have it brought to you by a fat hippo, hippos ruled the planet. You start running, you see a police officer, but he too turns out to be a hippo. You decide f*ck this and jump off the pink, cheetah fur bridge, breaking both legs, you straddle your way to safety with a water horse, while the leader pink hippo, is given a government seat, and he is how leader of the free world.

This is when you know you've smoked too much

Dafuq? Those pictures were posted here lol! Just picture after picture, f*cking disturbing

um why did you stay long enough on that page to look at more than one pic?  i would have left just after a glimpse of one pic
debating whether it was photoshopped ? lol
i think what made him sick is that  deep inside he liked those pics

Lol no, picture after picture as in, it was a damn collage. Pictures were small, I thought they were straight pics but...oh gawd
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Posted 18 December 2013 - 11:03 PM

 

yeah about my figures there see one day i *distracts you by pointing behind you as he runs away*


Prepare yourself for this:

I refuse to look behind, and spot you running away, I shotgun you down only for you to respawn behind me, and attempt to choke me with a wire, succeeding, suddenly a mad hippo comes out of nowhere and blasts the mini gun, destroying everything in sight. I respawn only to be fondled by a pink unicorn and tossed into a garbage can, you respawn and kill the pony, only to be sexually assaulted by a polka dot King Kong. Suddenly iron man appears, we feel safe, only to find that he too is there to fondle the hippos. As they all fondle themselves to frolick and death, I feel unease. Lo and behold a pink fat hippo driving a tank through Los Santos. Suddenly pedobear looms over the distance while you try continuously to end the gta session. You call your car, only to have it brought to you by a fat hippo, hippos ruled the planet. You start running, you see a police officer, but he too turns out to be a hippo. You decide f*ck this and jump off the pink, cheetah fur bridge, breaking both legs, you straddle your way to safety with a water horse, while the leader pink hippo, is given a government seat, and he is how leader of the free world.

This is when you know you've smoked too much

 

 

 

Dafuq? Those pictures were posted here lol! Just picture after picture, f*cking disturbing

um why did you stay long enough on that page to look at more than one pic?  i would have left just after a glimpse of one pic
debating whether it was photoshopped ? lol
i think what made him sick is that  deep inside he liked those pics

Lol no, picture after picture as in, it was a damn collage. Pictures were small, I thought they were straight pics but...oh gawd

 

again why did you look at all of them? didnt the first one give the the hint to what was there? lol


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Posted 18 December 2013 - 11:04 PM

yeah about my figures there see one day i *distracts you by pointing behind you as he runs away*


Prepare yourself for this:
I refuse to look behind, and spot you running away, I shotgun you down only for you to respawn behind me, and attempt to choke me with a wire, succeeding, suddenly a mad hippo comes out of nowhere and blasts the mini gun, destroying everything in sight. I respawn only to be fondled by a pink unicorn and tossed into a garbage can, you respawn and kill the pony, only to be sexually assaulted by a polka dot King Kong. Suddenly iron man appears, we feel safe, only to find that he too is there to fondle the hippos. As they all fondle themselves to frolick and death, I feel unease. Lo and behold a pink fat hippo driving a tank through Los Santos. Suddenly pedobear looms over the distance while you try continuously to end the gta session. You call your car, only to have it brought to you by a fat hippo, hippos ruled the planet. You start running, you see a police officer, but he too turns out to be a hippo. You decide f*ck this and jump off the pink, cheetah fur bridge, breaking both legs, you straddle your way to safety with a water horse, while the leader pink hippo, is given a government seat, and he is how leader of the free world.
This is when you know you've smoked too much

Dafuq? Those pictures were posted here lol! Just picture after picture, f*cking disturbing

um why did you stay long enough on that page to look at more than one pic?  i would have left just after a glimpse of one pic
debating whether it was photoshopped ? lol
i think what made him sick is that  deep inside he liked those pics

Lol no, picture after picture as in, it was a damn collage. Pictures were small, I thought they were straight pics but...oh gawd
again why did you look at all of them? didnt the first one give the the hint to what was there? lol

Like I said, they were too small, they all looked like bare skin, so I zoomed in, just enough to see about 3 pics at a time, and i only saw 3 pics.....I was done, I was f*cking done

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Posted 18 December 2013 - 11:20 PM

 

yeah about my figures there see one day i *distracts you by pointing behind you as he runs away*


Prepare yourself for this:

I refuse to look behind, and spot you running away, I shotgun you down only for you to respawn behind me, and attempt to choke me with a wire, succeeding, suddenly a mad hippo comes out of nowhere and blasts the mini gun, destroying everything in sight. I respawn only to be fondled by a pink unicorn and tossed into a garbage can, you respawn and kill the pony, only to be sexually assaulted by a polka dot King Kong. Suddenly iron man appears, we feel safe, only to find that he too is there to fondle the hippos. As they all fondle themselves to frolick and death, I feel unease. Lo and behold a pink fat hippo driving a tank through Los Santos. Suddenly pedobear looms over the distance while you try continuously to end the gta session. You call your car, only to have it brought to you by a fat hippo, hippos ruled the planet. You start running, you see a police officer, but he too turns out to be a hippo. You decide f*ck this and jump off the pink, cheetah fur bridge, breaking both legs, you straddle your way to safety with a water horse, while the leader pink hippo, is given a government seat, and he is how leader of the free world.

This is when you know you've smoked too much

 

 

 

Dafuq? Those pictures were posted here lol! Just picture after picture, f*cking disturbing

um why did you stay long enough on that page to look at more than one pic?  i would have left just after a glimpse of one pic
debating whether it was photoshopped ? lol
i think what made him sick is that  deep inside he liked those pics

Lol no, picture after picture as in, it was a damn collage. Pictures were small, I thought they were straight pics but...oh gawd

 

LOL then a talkin taco that sh*ts ice cream gives me diplomatic immunity and off i go thru vinewood on my nyancat bein chased by chuck norris on stilts like "f*ck this" i hit the damn sign nyan cat dies and blows up in to a huge mushroom cloud you come out of nowhere still inside the dumpster but you somehow modified it thru lsc with wheels and roll cage tried to run me over as you shoot nerf bullets then i see a helicopter losing altitude because theres like 6 f*cking hippos ready to come down thru ropes one falls and blows up others succeed i call merryweather for an airstrike instead i get seagulls with elephantitus nutsacks dropping loads on the hippos i run home only to get hit by pedo sloth and abducted then network interruption cant find server go back to gta5.


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Posted 18 December 2013 - 11:35 PM

yeah about my figures there see one day i *distracts you by pointing behind you as he runs away*


Prepare yourself for this:
I refuse to look behind, and spot you running away, I shotgun you down only for you to respawn behind me, and attempt to choke me with a wire, succeeding, suddenly a mad hippo comes out of nowhere and blasts the mini gun, destroying everything in sight. I respawn only to be fondled by a pink unicorn and tossed into a garbage can, you respawn and kill the pony, only to be sexually assaulted by a polka dot King Kong. Suddenly iron man appears, we feel safe, only to find that he too is there to fondle the hippos. As they all fondle themselves to frolick and death, I feel unease. Lo and behold a pink fat hippo driving a tank through Los Santos. Suddenly pedobear looms over the distance while you try continuously to end the gta session. You call your car, only to have it brought to you by a fat hippo, hippos ruled the planet. You start running, you see a police officer, but he too turns out to be a hippo. You decide f*ck this and jump off the pink, cheetah fur bridge, breaking both legs, you straddle your way to safety with a water horse, while the leader pink hippo, is given a government seat, and he is how leader of the free world.
This is when you know you've smoked too much

Dafuq? Those pictures were posted here lol! Just picture after picture, f*cking disturbing

um why did you stay long enough on that page to look at more than one pic?  i would have left just after a glimpse of one pic
debating whether it was photoshopped ? lol
i think what made him sick is that  deep inside he liked those pics

Lol no, picture after picture as in, it was a damn collage. Pictures were small, I thought they were straight pics but...oh gawd
LOL then a talkin taco that sh*ts ice cream gives me diplomatic immunity and off i go thru vinewood on my nyancat bein chased by chuck norris on stilts like "f*ck this" i hit the damn sign nyan cat dies and blows up in to a huge mushroom cloud you come out of nowhere still inside the dumpster but you somehow modified it thru lsc with wheels and roll cage tried to run me over as you shoot nerf bullets then i see a helicopter losing altitude because theres like 6 f*cking hippos ready to come down thru ropes one falls and blows up others succeed i call merryweather for an airstrike instead i get seagulls with elephantitus nutsacks dropping loads on the hippos i run home only to get hit by pedo sloth and abducted then network interruption cant find server go back to gta5.

And you then see a king with the rockstar logo as his face, laughing maniacally, while tossing money at his male strippers... The end

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Posted 18 December 2013 - 11:44 PM Edited by gtaocicat, 18 December 2013 - 11:44 PM.

I will never look at nerf, hippos , tacos , ice cream, sloths, bears  or chuck norris the same way again

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Posted 18 December 2013 - 11:53 PM Edited by ShadowMercure, 18 December 2013 - 11:55 PM.

I will never look at nerf, hippos , tacos , ice cream, sloths, bears  or chuck norris the same way again

Tis a trippy story, don't forget diplomats
I refuse to look behind, and spot you running away, I shotgun you down only for you to respawn behind me, and attempt to choke me with a wire, succeeding, suddenly a mad hippo comes out of nowhere and blasts the mini gun, destroying everything in sight. I respawn only to be fondled by a pink unicorn and tossed into a garbage can, you respawn and kill the pony, only to be sexually assaulted by a polka dot King Kong. Suddenly iron man appears, we feel safe, only to find that he too is there to fondle the hippos. As they all fondle themselves to frolick and death, I feel unease. Lo and behold a pink fat hippo driving a tank through Los Santos. Suddenly pedobear looms over the distance while you try continuously to end the gta session. You call your car, only to have it brought to you by a fat hippo, hippos ruled the planet. You start running, you see a police officer, but he too turns out to be a hippo. You decide f*ck this and jump off the pink, cheetah fur bridge, breaking both legs, you straddle your way to safety with a water horse, while the leader pink hippo, is given a government seat, and he is how leader of the free world. Then a talkin taco that sh*ts ice cream gives me diplomatic immunity and off i go thru vinewood on my nyancat bein chased by chuck norris on stilts like "f*ck this" i hit the damn sign nyan cat dies and blows up in to a huge mushroom cloud you come out of nowhere still inside the dumpster but you somehow modified it thru lsc with wheels and roll cage tried to run me over as you shoot nerf bullets then i see a helicopter losing altitude because theres like 6 f*cking hippos ready to come down thru ropes one falls and blows up others succeed i call merryweather for an airstrike instead i get seagulls with elephantitus nutsacks dropping loads on the hippos i run home only to get hit by pedo sloth and abducted then network interruption cant find server go back to gta5. And you then see a king with the rockstar logo as his face, laughing maniacally, while tossing money at his male strippers... The end

It's a sick story you gotta admit
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#119

Posted 19 December 2013 - 12:05 AM

I will never look at nerf, hippos , tacos , ice cream, sloths, bears  or chuck norris the same way again

LMAO


 

I will never look at nerf, hippos , tacos , ice cream, sloths, bears  or chuck norris the same way again

Tis a trippy story, don't forget diplomats
I refuse to look behind, and spot you running away, I shotgun you down only for you to respawn behind me, and attempt to choke me with a wire, succeeding, suddenly a mad hippo comes out of nowhere and blasts the mini gun, destroying everything in sight. I respawn only to be fondled by a pink unicorn and tossed into a garbage can, you respawn and kill the pony, only to be sexually assaulted by a polka dot King Kong. Suddenly iron man appears, we feel safe, only to find that he too is there to fondle the hippos. As they all fondle themselves to frolick and death, I feel unease. Lo and behold a pink fat hippo driving a tank through Los Santos. Suddenly pedobear looms over the distance while you try continuously to end the gta session. You call your car, only to have it brought to you by a fat hippo, hippos ruled the planet. You start running, you see a police officer, but he too turns out to be a hippo. You decide f*ck this and jump off the pink, cheetah fur bridge, breaking both legs, you straddle your way to safety with a water horse, while the leader pink hippo, is given a government seat, and he is how leader of the free world. Then a talkin taco that sh*ts ice cream gives me diplomatic immunity and off i go thru vinewood on my nyancat bein chased by chuck norris on stilts like "f*ck this" i hit the damn sign nyan cat dies and blows up in to a huge mushroom cloud you come out of nowhere still inside the dumpster but you somehow modified it thru lsc with wheels and roll cage tried to run me over as you shoot nerf bullets then i see a helicopter losing altitude because theres like 6 f*cking hippos ready to come down thru ropes one falls and blows up others succeed i call merryweather for an airstrike instead i get seagulls with elephantitus nutsacks dropping loads on the hippos i run home only to get hit by pedo sloth and abducted then network interruption cant find server go back to gta5. And you then see a king with the rockstar logo as his face, laughing maniacally, while tossing money at his male strippers... The end

It's a sick story you gotta admit

 

yes it is both human centipede movies couldnt compare lol

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#120

Posted 19 December 2013 - 12:21 AM

I will never look at nerf, hippos , tacos , ice cream, sloths, bears  or chuck norris the same way again

LMAO

I will never look at nerf, hippos , tacos , ice cream, sloths, bears  or chuck norris the same way again

Tis a trippy story, don't forget diplomats
I refuse to look behind, and spot you running away, I shotgun you down only for you to respawn behind me, and attempt to choke me with a wire, succeeding, suddenly a mad hippo comes out of nowhere and blasts the mini gun, destroying everything in sight. I respawn only to be fondled by a pink unicorn and tossed into a garbage can, you respawn and kill the pony, only to be sexually assaulted by a polka dot King Kong. Suddenly iron man appears, we feel safe, only to find that he too is there to fondle the hippos. As they all fondle themselves to frolick and death, I feel unease. Lo and behold a pink fat hippo driving a tank through Los Santos. Suddenly pedobear looms over the distance while you try continuously to end the gta session. You call your car, only to have it brought to you by a fat hippo, hippos ruled the planet. You start running, you see a police officer, but he too turns out to be a hippo. You decide f*ck this and jump off the pink, cheetah fur bridge, breaking both legs, you straddle your way to safety with a water horse, while the leader pink hippo, is given a government seat, and he is how leader of the free world. Then a talkin taco that sh*ts ice cream gives me diplomatic immunity and off i go thru vinewood on my nyancat bein chased by chuck norris on stilts like "f*ck this" i hit the damn sign nyan cat dies and blows up in to a huge mushroom cloud you come out of nowhere still inside the dumpster but you somehow modified it thru lsc with wheels and roll cage tried to run me over as you shoot nerf bullets then i see a helicopter losing altitude because theres like 6 f*cking hippos ready to come down thru ropes one falls and blows up others succeed i call merryweather for an airstrike instead i get seagulls with elephantitus nutsacks dropping loads on the hippos i run home only to get hit by pedo sloth and abducted then network interruption cant find server go back to gta5. And you then see a king with the rockstar logo as his face, laughing maniacally, while tossing money at his male strippers... The end
It's a sick story you gotta admit
yes it is both human centipede movies couldnt compare lol

Quite traumatic, reading that




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