To all my fellow internet users, porn adventures and even you supposed asexuals, a horrible misdeed has been done. Fines amounting to €250 have been sent out by a law firm for allegedly illegally watching copyrighted pornographic content on Redtube. Reports confirm that the letter send out includes the titles of the alleged illegally streamed material. This injustice has hit our friends in the German trenches the hardest. The cock has slain us, I repeat the cock has slain us.
So hide yo kids and especially hide yo wife and be sure to regularly check your mailbox!