In a moment of inspirational insanity (insanity because it’ll probly get me flamed to hell) I decided to do a small bit of writing for.. no real reason really.
How to be a contributing member of the GTAV Section.
The first step to being a constructive member of the GTAV community is to never dig up topics that are more than 5 topics deep, If you have something to say, remember you are so special that you are allowed to create a new topic for whatever small point you have to make, Even if this point has been made recently. Remember, we love to read the same thing repeatedly.
Now that you know it’s cool to make a new topic for everything. Let’s talk about How to post in the GTAV forum.
This next part of the guide will show you How to reply, and interact with others.
When posting or making new topics remember the flowing:-
You are best GTA player, if anything goes wrong you must blame it on the sh*tty game, it can’t be Your fault.
Remember to cuss a lot; this will make people think you are cool and edgy,
Defend your opinion by insulting anybody who tries to start a debate with you, Only pussies debate things.
Never reply with facts or evidence. You are correct and that is all that matters.
Always type as if you are black, Even if you are not.
Use meme images, and gifs as much as possible, this will help get your point across.
If a topic is too long just type TL;DR, this will inform everyone that the topic is too long to read, and save everyone a lot of time.
Use cockstar as much as possible, This will show people that you are to be taken seriusly when dishing out negative game information.
Now that you know these simple facts, posting should be much easier for you now. But we are not done yet. There are a few more points to go over before you are a fully qualified poster.
So you know how to go about posting, but what do you post about? Well anything, Remember you are in the GTAV section, this means you hate GTAV, you might be a fan of Vice City, San Andreas, or IV, which is perfectly fine, but your job is to inform everybody how bad GTAV is, this is your main purpose,
One of the best ways to do this is to constantly compare GTAV to the GTA you like the most.
For example, Lots of people think the vigilante missions in IV were replaced with Bail Bonds; some people were disappointed with this. Your job is to correct errors like this.
Vigilante missions were actually replaced with Yoga.
Keep posting like this and people will constantly enjoy your pit of knowledge and commend you for it.
Enjoy being a fully active GTAV member, informing people, correcting wrongs, and making sure nobody wastes their money.
Remember, GTAV was the worst GTA ever, Reviewers were paid off, Game of the year was paid off, and the media is lying in a giant conspiracy saying the game is so popular when in fact nobody actually bought it.
Enjoy your new position as protector of GTA Games.
- Im sorry