It's not Joe, but if my kid's a boy when he comes out I'll name him Joe. If he's blonde I'll name him Chip, or maybe Chris or Bryce. If it's a girl I'll name her Mary-Joe, and she'll get a lot of go-gurt tubes (if those things are still around then) until she's fat and optimistic about everything.
Rusty Shackleford.... (Sits and waits to see how many of the kids on here get that reference)
That's one of those things that even "the kids on here" should get. If you don't get the reference you're not a human, I tell ya what.