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Posted 14 December 2013 - 01:40 PM

It's not Joe, but if my kid's a boy when he comes out I'll name him Joe. If he's blonde I'll name him Chip, or maybe Chris or Bryce. If it's a girl I'll name her Mary-Joe, and she'll get a lot of go-gurt tubes (if those things are still around then) until she's fat and optimistic about everything.

 

Rusty Shackleford.... (Sits and waits to see how many of the kids on here get that reference)

That's one of those things that even "the kids on here" should get. If you don't get the reference you're not a human, I tell ya what.


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Posted 14 December 2013 - 02:38 PM

[...] I'll name him Chip[...]

My dad's name is Chip.  Yup...and my real name is Trip.  How cheesy is that?

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 02:46 PM

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 02:52 PM

If he's blonde I'll name him Chip. If it's a girl I'll name her Mary-Joe

Don't.

 

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 02:58 PM

Tom.

Well, Thomas; but I murder whoever calls me Thomas.

Thomas sounds nicer than Tom, Thomas.


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Posted 14 December 2013 - 03:11 PM Edited by Joe Chip, 14 December 2013 - 03:20 PM.

 

If he's blonde I'll name him Chip. If it's a girl I'll name her Mary-Joe

Don't.

 

 

But... but I like those names!

 

Besides, Mary-Joe isn't even uncommon.


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Posted 14 December 2013 - 03:13 PM

My names is Chase

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 03:37 PM Edited by ManDog, 14 December 2013 - 04:09 PM.

This might come as a surprise to many but my real name is... Girish.

 

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Right? Right?

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Anyways, my name is Ben, either that or Kalvin.. my first name is Ben, but my second name is Kalvin - and most people just call me Kalvin.

 

 

[...] I'll name him Chip[...]

My dad's name is Chip.  Yup...and my real name is Trip.  How cheesy is that?

Chip and Trip.. that sounds like something a cartoon would've been named.


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Posted 14 December 2013 - 03:47 PM

Mike.

 

 

Stuart, I'm sure that comes as no surprise.

 

I have a deep hatred for people that spell my name the other way, using the bastardised version "Stewart". I don't mind the "Stewart" spelling for a last name, but there's only one way to spell the first name version as far as I'm concerned, and I'm willing to kill or die for that cause.

 

Stu4life.

 

^ And I have the bastardized version of his first name as my surname. 


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Posted 14 December 2013 - 03:53 PM

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#41

Posted 14 December 2013 - 04:12 PM

Anyways, my name is Ben, either that or Kalvin.. my first name is Ben, but my second name is Kalvin - and most people just call me Kalvin.

 

Two first names? I thought that was a predominantly white trash American thing?

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 04:15 PM

I have a African American friend named Aaron Allen...We call him two name...lol

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#43

Posted 14 December 2013 - 04:20 PM

 

Anyways, my name is Ben, either that or Kalvin.. my first name is Ben, but my second name is Kalvin - and most people just call me Kalvin.

 

Two first names? I thought that was a predominantly white trash American thing?

 

No, my first name is Ben, but my second name is Kalvin - My full name is Ben Kalvin *my last name*, but people call me by my second name (Kalvin) instead of my first - Ben.


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Posted 14 December 2013 - 04:24 PM

 

 

Anyways, my name is Ben, either that or Kalvin.. my first name is Ben, but my second name is Kalvin - and most people just call me Kalvin.

 

Two first names? I thought that was a predominantly white trash American thing?

 

No, my first name is Ben, but my second name is Kalvin - My full name is Ben Kalvin *my last name*, but people call me by my second name (Kalvin) instead of my first - Ben.

 

So Kalvin's your middle name, then?


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Posted 14 December 2013 - 05:32 PM

 

 

If he's blonde I'll name him Chip. If it's a girl I'll name her Mary-Joe

Don't.

 

 

But... but I like those names!

 

 

But they don't.


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Posted 14 December 2013 - 05:43 PM

Trinette, but these days I'm starting tiyo go a little more by my middle name, Maria. :ph34r: :ph34r:

 

Are you by any chance of Italian descent? Something about the 'ette' at the end of your name sounds Italian, and I know 'Maria' is a fairly popular name in that country.

 

 

Tom.

Well, Thomas; but I murder whoever calls me Thomas.

Thomas sounds nicer than Tom, Thomas.

 

 

Nah, 'Thomas' doesn't sound like a fitting name for a sex crazed maniac.

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 06:02 PM

Names ending with "ette" are mostly French, no?. I know she said her parents (or grandparents?) are French

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 06:04 PM

My real name is Sam.


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Posted 14 December 2013 - 06:07 PM

President Obama


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Posted 14 December 2013 - 06:11 PM

Names ending with "ette" are mostly French, no?. I know she said her parents (or grandparents?) are French

 

Ah, you're probably right then.

 

President Obama

 

Birth certificate to prove this please.


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#51

Posted 14 December 2013 - 06:33 PM



President Obama

 

Birth certificate to prove this please.

 

Kenyan or Hawaiian?

 

My name, is Frànçôîs Abernathy vön Klinkerhöffen III


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Posted 14 December 2013 - 06:36 PM

 



President Obama

 

Birth certificate to prove this please.

 

Kenyan or Hawaiian?

 

My name, is Frànçôîs Abernathy vön Klinkerhöffen III

 

Donald Trump approves!

 

My legal name is Ross. But since fleeing Cuba......


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Posted 14 December 2013 - 06:39 PM

Rick Moranis. f*ck with me, and I'll shrink your kids.


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Posted 14 December 2013 - 06:42 PM

Nate. My dad wanted a name from the Revolutionary War, so it was either this or Samuel.


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Posted 14 December 2013 - 06:55 PM

Nate. My dad wanted a name from the Revolutionary War, so it was either this or Samuel.

 

You lucky son of a bitch.

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 06:56 PM

My real name is Ryan Julien,

 

My father is from the Commonwealth of Dominica (no not Dominican republic but still in the Caribbean) which is where I get the name Julien from, thanks to the French raping and pillaging as they once did.

 

The name Julien originated in Latin with the word for 'sky' this is of course the French spelling, with the English spelling being Julian.

 

My mother is half English half Irish, the name Ryan is a traditional Irish name meaning 'little king'. I have only just come to the realisation that in there traditional language I would be called Little King of The Sky which is pretty cool.


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Posted 14 December 2013 - 06:58 PM

 



President Obama

 

Birth certificate to prove this please.

 

Kenyan or Hawaiian?

 

You just killed the joke dam you.


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Posted 14 December 2013 - 06:59 PM

My real name is Trent.


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Posted 14 December 2013 - 07:57 PM

 

Trinette, but these days I'm starting tiyo go a little more by my middle name, Maria. :ph34r: :ph34r:

 

Are you by any chance of Italian descent? Something about the 'ette' at the end of your name sounds Italian, and I know 'Maria' is a fairly popular name in that country.

 

 

Names ending with "ette" are mostly French, no?. I know she said her parents (or grandparents?) are French

 

 

Nice! I'm half French and half Italian lol so you're both correct. :ph34r: :ph34r:


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Posted 14 December 2013 - 08:01 PM

My real name is Damian. I hate it.





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