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#91

Posted 12 May 2014 - 08:35 PM

Niko: "Where did you get out from?"

 

Dwayne: "Preschool"

 

 

 

Niko: "I'm here to see Mr. Pegorino."

 

Angie: "Well, i didn't think you were here to sell me insurance.


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Posted 13 May 2014 - 09:41 PM

"Brothers for life, Lost forever" - Johnny Klebitz

''Burgers for life, Hotdogs forever!'' - Just me

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Posted 14 May 2014 - 09:17 PM Edited by TheUnholy, 14 May 2014 - 09:20 PM.

"No! I keep doing these favors for you and you pay sh*t. I need this from you. A guarantee that you will find this man. I know he's in the city. So either you give me you word or go f*ck yourself, I'm sick of this sh*t." - Niko Bellic to Ray Boccino during "Museum Piece" (I think this dialogue has shown how Niko was desperate yet ambitious for his yeared "search", so I don't know, everytime I hear his dialogue, I am touched.)

 

Phil Bell: So you're the guy who got jumped for a couple of million?

Niko Bellic: Yeah. You gonna pop me for it?

 

(Damn, both Niko and Phil were such badasses.)

 

"Angus is crippled, Billy gone insane, now Jim's dead. I guess that's what they call payback." - Johhny Klebitz upon hearing Jim's death during "Was It Worth It?" (That's a real emotional one, too, describing the situation of a fallen biker club)

 

Ray Boccino: Who do you think you're bullsh*tting?

Johnny Klebitz: A bull sh*tter.

 

(Well, probably a weak sense of humor but this guy was a badass back in the day, for sure)

 

Yusuf Amir: Don't judge a book by its cover, Father. That's what you taught me.

Abdul Amir: When a book is called "Guns, Drugs, Hookers and No Pants", I think I don't need to read it. 

 

(Amir Sr. could be a likeable character, just like his son, but in a much more different way.)

 

"Somebody looking for a fat Slav with a bladder problem?" - Johnny K.

 

"Lord, I am sorry for the all the women I've chased, the money, the internet porn." - Roman Bellic when kidnapped by Johnny and Malc during "Roman's Holiday"

 

Niko: Packie, my man. How are you and Gracie getting on?

Packie: Like a house on fire, ain't that right, Gracie?

Gracie: You f*cking bastards.

Packie: See, she was just telling me how much she loved me. What do ya' think of Niko, Gracie?

Gracie: I f*cking hate the both of you.

Packie: Gracie, watch your mouth. Niko is a good friend of mine. Don't say that about him.

Gracie: F*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you.

Packie: Gracie, you're sweet. I know I'm too good for him, but sometimes a guy has got to hang out with lowlifes like Niko here. He's got his uses. 

Gracie: I'll give you some f*cking uses.

Packie: That's right, he is definitely a bad influence on me. 

Gracie: Motherf*cker.

 

- Packie pissing off Gracie during "Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend" (So funny)

 

There are surely more and more epic quotes in this game but that's it for now.

 

EDIT: Also like Packie pissing off Gracie, I think Malc and Johnny scaring the sh*t out of Roman during "Roman's Holiday" is a classic too.

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Posted 17 May 2014 - 05:21 PM

You know, if there is one thing I have learned it is that we must obey the rules of the game. We can pick the game, Niko Bellic, but we cannot change the rules. ~ Dimitri Rascalov

 

I thought the quote was particularly self-referential, a meta statement of how Grand Theft Auto IV was 'different' compared to the previous iterations, and that by embracing the new layouts we might just thrive in it instead of sulking at it.

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Posted 17 May 2014 - 11:29 PM

There are many great quotes in the game, but one of the things that really makes the combat feel so real is some stuff the cops will say... like:

 

"I'm SHOT! I'm actually SHOT!"

 

"Tell my wife I love her, okay?" (when half-dead laying on the ground)

 

"Fall back, people! This here is suicide!"


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Posted 20 May 2014 - 08:36 PM

Vlad: Mikhail's the man....  sh*t... My nose is bleeding. Is my nose bleeding?

Niko: Not yet...
Vlad: f*ck face. Come on.

 

 

 

Vlad: Well say something... You're so f*cking laid back. Moron!

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Posted 23 May 2014 - 11:50 PM

Can't remember the specific words but it was about picking up baggage that you must carry with you for the rest of your life, it was pretty deep tho

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Posted 24 May 2014 - 02:37 AM Edited by nobum62, 24 May 2014 - 02:37 AM.

Alderney pig: "AH'M CUMMIN' AFTER YOU!"
"AH'M NOT F*CKIN' KIDDIN' ASSHOLE!"

Fatass cop while chasing Niko/Johnny/Luis: "If I let another one get away they'll never stop with these fat jokes"
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Posted 24 May 2014 - 07:03 AM

May have posted here already, but just in case I haven't...here's my favourites.

The middle aged African-American worker dude in the brown or blue overalls who hangs around BOABO, when starting a fight with him. 'You're gonna remember me, biatch!!' and 'How about you say we put some money on this?!?'

Same area, fat Afro-American guy who chases after you if you punch him. 'I can't remember the last time I broke a sweat!' and 'S**t, I'm tired already...'

Hipster fella you find around Outlook Park, the way he says 'YOU SUCK!' when you hit him cracks me up every time. :lol:

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#100

Posted 19 August 2014 - 04:58 PM

jim fitzgerald: johnny kaaaay! my brothaaaa!

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 05:04 PM

Alderney pig: "AH'M CUMMIN' AFTER YOU!"
"AH'M NOT F*CKIN' KIDDIN' ASSHOLE!"

Fatass cop while chasing Niko/Johnny/Luis: "If I let another one get away they'll never stop with these fat jokes"

This,

OT: Niko- "Where'd you get out from"

Dwayne- "Preschool"

 

"Brother's for life, lost forever"- Johnny Klebitz

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 08:16 PM

"Life is complicated. When the war came I did bad things; after the war I thought nothing of doing bad things. I killed people, smuggled people, sold people. Perhaps here things will be different.."  - Niko Bellic

"You know, for dumb yokel, you really are funny guy!"

 

"Yes, and for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick!" - Niko to Vlad

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#103

Posted 20 August 2014 - 12:59 AM

"You know, for dumb yokel, you really are funny guy!"
 
"Yes, and for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick!" - Niko to Vlad

This one is also my favorite! Made me laugh a lot the first time I heard it :lol:

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#104

Posted 20 August 2014 - 02:35 AM

Gracie: I'll scratch your f*cking eyes out!

 

Niko: Scratch my f*cking balls.

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Posted 20 August 2014 - 06:30 AM

 

War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other........I was very young, and very angry. Maybe that is no excuse...Roman?

 

-Roman! Are you sleeping, you fat f*ck? Come on!


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#106

Posted 20 August 2014 - 02:24 PM

Can't remember the specific words but it was about picking up baggage that you must carry with you for the rest of your life, it was pretty deep tho

 

"There is no such thing as a new beginning, Roman. With every day we live, we pick up new baggage, baggage we must carry with us for the rest of our lives. There's no dropping it and pretending we are fresh and clean, just because we get off a boat in a new place."

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Posted 20 August 2014 - 04:13 PM

I'm leaving here with Roman!


You think I don't know that? You think I've been sitting here scratching my balls with my head up my ass? - I'd be impressed if you have been.


MY NIGGAZ! - ...did he just say that?



This is uh, Louise. And this is his wife.


This is a very inappropriate way for a married woman to dress.

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 01:51 PM Edited by TurkeyShenanigans, 21 August 2014 - 01:53 PM.

Packie: You cocksucking, motherf*cking, piece of f*cking sh*t.


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Posted 24 August 2014 - 12:21 PM

"Roman! Are you sleeping you fat f*ck!" -Niko during the first mission right after he and Roman got into the house.

 

"Well that's a whole lot of effort for no f*cking reward, story of my life." -Packie during Diamond's are a Girl's Best Friend

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Posted 27 August 2014 - 05:45 PM

"YELLOW CAR!!!!"

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Posted 28 August 2014 - 01:00 AM

"YOU PIECE OF sh*t! THAT WAS FOR EVERYONE, THAT WAS FOR ME!"

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Posted 28 August 2014 - 01:04 AM

"Oh, for f*ck's sake", Klebitz. Sounds generic and pointless, but the first time I heard it was when a police car bumped into me and thus attained a wanted level. It was so perfectly timed.


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Posted 28 August 2014 - 01:10 AM

roman: cousin, it is your cousin! let's go bowling.

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Posted 28 August 2014 - 01:12 AM

Republican space rangers:
Commander: Shuddap and get tender BEETCHES!!!
Butch: How come I can hear that gunshot? Y'know, sound don't travel through no space!
Dick: Huh? Awwoh, goddammit Butch, you're f*ckIN' up our character continuitay! You're supposed to be dumb as sticks!
Dick: Uhh... Commander? You asleep?
Commander: Wha..? Grab your socks, it's a red-what... What the hell are doin' in my bunk, soldier!!?
Dick: Hi... Uh.. I got cold... and I- keep thinkin' I hear crickets, y'know...
Commander: Awwhh!! Goddamit Dick, those ain't crickets!! That's my new Bangle Sleep Machine! See, it plays soothin' sounds to help me sleep -- comfortin' things like the sound o' crickets or rifles cockin' or aliens cowerin' or flags unfurlin'... Now get your ass back to your bunk and some shuteye, soldier! That's a order!! And leave my teddy bear.
Julio: Si senor commander?
Dick: Oh Julio, Julio, Julio. We said it a million f*ckin' times! Let me be very clear. God speaks ENGLISH. My Bible is in ENGLISH. I am ENGLISH. This-am ENGLAND-ISH. SPEAK f*ckING ENGLISH!!!!
Julio: Si-si-sorry, senor boss-man. England very pretty!
Dick: IS very pretty!
Commander: Cut the crap, the two o' ya! England is full o' homos!
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Posted 28 August 2014 - 03:30 AM

The black guy that says...EAT A DICK CLOWN!!
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Posted 28 August 2014 - 03:45 AM

I just had me a Cluckin' Bell and I gotta get to a bathroom! - Fat black cop

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Posted 28 August 2014 - 03:48 AM

"Cheesy Vaginas"

 

- Random Black Hobo

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Posted 28 August 2014 - 03:54 AM Edited by The Harwood Bitcher, 28 August 2014 - 04:00 AM.

I got a couple:

"YELLOW CAR!!!!"

Hey cousin!!let's go bowling

Get in .GET IN!!!!
(Brucie when you enter a helicopter with him)

Plamababa ameabava hahtabama ,breda, youanna bratta lmaa rasta (badman)

You know niko? I like you,even if you are angry all the time and you aren't funny (dwayne forge drunk, about niko)

What's wrong with me? (Niko when robbing a mr whoppe van)

Hello motherf*cker !!!(burger shot clerk saluting you)
Goodbye.......motherf*cker!!!!! (the same dude when leaving)
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Posted 28 August 2014 - 11:06 AM

BURGERS! Fresh yesterday!

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Posted 28 August 2014 - 02:02 PM

BURGERS! Fresh yesterday!


40% meat!




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