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Posted 01 March 2014 - 04:39 PM

Gerald McReary "and you, nothing personal, but don't f*ck with my family.... or I WILL f*ck with yours"


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Posted 01 March 2014 - 06:35 PM

 

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#63

Posted 04 March 2014 - 02:14 AM

I'd rather see you hanging from a f*cking tree.


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Posted 04 March 2014 - 02:33 AM Edited by Voggens, 04 March 2014 - 02:34 AM.

Boccino: "Are you f*ckin kidding me!?"

Niko: "NO! I keep doing these favors for you and you pay sh*t! I need this from you, A GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL FIND THIS MAN! I know he is in the city. So either you give me your word or go F*CK YOURSELF! I'm sick of this sh*t!"

 

I know there's a lot more of epic quotes by Niko, but I haven't played the storyline in a long time.

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Posted 05 March 2014 - 12:12 AM

You know, reading and remembering these makes me realize that Niko wasn't the cold, quite hitman I'd been imagining him as for so long. He's got his moments.

 

Niko has more than just moments, he steals the game with his dialogue.


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Posted 09 March 2014 - 10:27 PM

"NERRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! MOTHERFAAAAAHKERS!!!!"


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#67

Posted 09 March 2014 - 10:39 PM

Niko got a lot of memorable and deep quotes, but this particular one will stay with me forever:

 

 

So this is what dream feels like, this is the victory we longed for.

Said with saddened almost breaking voice, in ideal moment of the game. An ending so suitable for perfect game, pure brilliance. 

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 12:32 AM

A cop was chasing a criminal, the cop crashed, and the criminal was running, the cop said"f*ck I ain't trained for this sh*t" or something like that


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#69

Posted 24 March 2014 - 02:47 PM

Quite a few crack me up. :lol:

 

The Latin guy you come across in Bohan, talking about 'the game' on his phone...the catcalls towards women are hilarious. His voice is the clincher. :D

 

'I'm gonna remember you all over again when I get HOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMME!!!!!!'

 

Another one he says on the phone, something about a game he watched...goes something along the lines of 'It turned out to be like my kids. A constant f***ing disappointment!' :lol:

 

As others have mentioned, Niko yelling 'YELLOW CAR!' when drunk and trying to get a taxi. :lol:

 

The police officers are funny too. Some of the quotes they come out with have to be triggered by following them or standing still in front of them...

 

'So let me repeat your message. Blah blah blah, blu blu blu blu blu...'

 

'I'll chase you from FIA to Tudor if I have to!'

 

'I never even had a three-way...' (In a close to tears voice)

 

'One squeeze and you'll be wearing your balls for earrings...'

 

'Wanna find out how so many people fall down the stairs at my precinct?'

 

 

Awesome stuff. :D

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Posted 24 April 2014 - 06:07 AM Edited by Im2akillerfish, 24 April 2014 - 06:08 AM.

Not my favourite, but one I will Remember.

 

Post TLAD, I called to Clay and asked if he and Terry want to hang out. The first sentence Johnny said when I got to them:

 

"We are free Brothers. We aren't dead and we aren't in jail. How long will it last?" Clay Responds: "I hope forever."


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Posted 24 April 2014 - 10:26 AM

Not my favourite, but one I will Remember.

 

Post TLAD, I called to Clay and asked if he and Terry want to hang out. The first sentence Johnny said when I got to them:

 

"We are free Brothers. We aren't dead and we aren't in jail. How long will it last?" Clay Responds: "I hope forever."

And Clay was wrong... :cry:

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Posted 24 April 2014 - 12:14 PM Edited by OMGmyFACE, 24 April 2014 - 12:15 PM.

Rocket launcher... BO! - Little Jacob


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#73

Posted 24 April 2014 - 12:41 PM Edited by JeffersonCJ, 24 April 2014 - 12:41 PM.

''Niko, ne budi kreten!'' - Roman Bellic

 

:lol:

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#74

Posted 24 April 2014 - 02:34 PM

(After Niko falls from a height)
woahhhh!
aah!!
Screw this sh*t. :p

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Posted 25 April 2014 - 03:40 AM Edited by nobum62, 06 May 2014 - 03:23 AM.

yusuf: hey man, hey nigga, wassup? wassup? so glad you could make it, man. seriously. F*CKING A. y'know for real man. *snorts up nose*

 

:lol: 

 

actually, pretty much everything from yusuf

 

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 10:55 PM

Amir Senior "Things do not look good son."

Yusuf Amir "Don't judge a book by it's cover father, that's what you taught me!"

Amir Senior "When a book is called guns, drugs, hookers, and no pants, I think I don't need to read it."

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 06:46 AM

"In my opinion, the only good lawyer's a dead one. And if you don't lay off of Dave Grossman you're gonna be one good f*ckin' lawyer, dude!"

- Johnny K. 

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#78

Posted 01 May 2014 - 11:33 AM

Niko: "Take it easy, I'm a guest in your country!"

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 03:09 PM

During "Do You Have Protection?":

Dimitri: I'm going to buy you a present.
Niko: Would you wrap it up and put a pretty bow on it?
Dimitri: F*ck you.

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When drunk:

Niko: YELLOW CAR!
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#80

Posted 02 May 2014 - 03:18 PM

So many to choose from.


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Posted 02 May 2014 - 03:29 PM

"Stealing ice cream trucks? What is wrong with me?"

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#82

Posted 03 May 2014 - 06:41 PM

Niko, want to go bowling? Sure, may be annoying but it's a classic line from 4.


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Posted 05 May 2014 - 09:40 PM

'Either I'm getting to Burgershot, or you're getting shot!' - Some fat driver in Alderney

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Posted 06 May 2014 - 01:54 AM

Bugershot cashier: Hi, welcome to Bugershot, how can I help you...? Bye, have a nice DAAAAAAAY!

Hotdog Vendor: YOU MUTHAf*ckAS THINK YOU TOO GOOD FOR THESE!
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Posted 06 May 2014 - 02:37 AM Edited by gta3masta5000, 06 May 2014 - 02:38 AM.

 

Roman: When I look in your eyes, it means something. I see little Romans I see little Mallories, I see stars, I see angels! In my homeland we have a saying-

Guy on radio: Yeah we got one too! You're a fag!


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Posted 06 May 2014 - 03:25 AM

johnny: you gotta stop reading them sh*tty internet sites and start thinking about what you're doin' to us!

 

imagining what these sh*tty internet sites would be made me LOL

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Posted 06 May 2014 - 03:27 AM

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"Welcome ta' Burga'shot muh-f*ckkkaaaaaaaaa'!"

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Posted 08 May 2014 - 04:49 PM

"Brothers for life, Lost forever" - Johnny Klebitz

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Posted 11 May 2014 - 09:47 PM

"So this is what the dream feels like. This is the victory we longed for." -Niko after the deal ending
Also, as annoying as it was, I always remember "hey cousin, let's go bowling."
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Posted 12 May 2014 - 08:34 PM Edited by GTAnian, 12 May 2014 - 08:34 PM.

"im that badass nigga that your momma warned you about"

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