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Whats your favorite GTA IV quote?

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  • SuperGTFan

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Posted 19 July 2015 - 01:16 PM

"I see him! Right there!"

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Posted 19 July 2015 - 01:19 PM

"Are you f*ckin' jerking off in there?!"
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Posted 19 July 2015 - 01:24 PM

"I got you now, you son of a b*tch!"

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Posted 14 August 2015 - 06:20 AM

"I'd say more and more people need to stop breastfeeding in public."

"Absolutely! Breasts are filthy, cover em' up, okay, don't make me pull out my boot knife and give you a masectomy."
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  • Zolika1351

    Ladies, hide your titties!

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Posted 27 August 2015 - 06:13 PM Edited by Zolika1351, 27 August 2015 - 06:23 PM.

Roman: Ladies, hide your titties!

Gravelli: Faker than a pair of Vinewood tits.

Cop heli pilot: LCPD! Look up and smile!

Roman: Man, I'm gonna see some vagina tonight!
Luis: You walked in with one, bro.

Derrick: ...when you stop shoving half of Bolivia up your nose every saturday night!

Yusuf: We were just having a creative meeting and things got a bit crazy and I somehow lost my pants!

Hobo: Too many gorillas!

Niko: Who is she?
Roman: That's the thing, it's a guy.
Niko: f*ck you.

Roman: He's a serious...
Brucie: He's a serious cockhound!
Niko: Oh, so you think of me.

Brucie: But the guy knows me, and I don't think anyone would date that fat Slav.

Roman: Grow some f*cking balls.
Niko: I will, when you grow a brain.

  • Cousinroman

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Posted 27 August 2015 - 06:47 PM


I agree that is literally like the best line in the entire game!!!

I hope they make a game IV movie...or at least a movie based on get a is sort line
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Posted 27 August 2015 - 11:43 PM

"Hey, I'm just a guest in your country" - Niko

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Posted 02 September 2015 - 01:29 AM

"You need to get one-on-one with him."
"Not in the showers!"
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  • Donatello

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Posted 07 March 2017 - 09:19 PM

Caller: "I've got a problem with what this country's become. Nobody gives a sh*t about holidays anymore! On Memorial Day, they don't remember the troops, they're sh*tfaced on pills and ball caps a sofa sale at the mall! And July 4th? They just wanna get drunk for three days straight and blow sh*t up! What's wrong with slaughtering the British, like we used to?"

RICHARD BASTION: "What are you talking about? There are a lot of great traditions left, uh, like, you know, hating open-minded liberals and spreading unsubstantiated slurs about 'em. Now on Independence Day, you know, I like to find a nice Indian casino and celebrate by trying to steal their sh*t again. That's what I'm into, traditional values."
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