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#1

Posted 14 December 2013 - 03:09 AM Edited by GTA4 Niko Bellic, 14 December 2013 - 03:09 AM.

Here's mine

 

 

Niko Bellic: Life is complicated. I... I never thought I'd live like this. 

 
Ileyna Faustin: No? 
 
Niko Bellic: When the war came, I did bad things, but after the war I thought nothing of doing bad things. I killed people, smuggled people, sold people. 
 
Ileyna Faustin: And you don't worry about your soul? 
 
Niko Bellic: After you walk into a village and you see 50 children, all sitting neatly in a row, against a church wall, each with their throats cut and their hands chopped off, you realize that the creature that could do this doesn't have a soul.
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Posted 14 December 2013 - 05:26 PM

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 05:46 PM

[Niko delivers two dead bodies to a backstreet doctor for organ harvesting] 
Doctor: Did they die of natural causes? 
Niko Bellic: I suppose... A bullet in the head is as close to natural causes as anything in this city. 
 
Very true.
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Posted 14 December 2013 - 08:47 PM

Probably some of the police quotes,

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 09:50 PM Edited by Eks, 14 December 2013 - 09:51 PM.

 

 

Niko Bellic: [when drunk and hailing a cab] Yellow car!
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Posted 15 December 2013 - 02:39 AM Edited by nobum62, 15 December 2013 - 02:43 AM.

stubbs: *takes off towel*
johnny: well now that you mention it, i'm starting to feel a little queasy.
stubbs: now listen, i'm in a bit of a bother sport.
johnny: well i think they can fix that with surgery these days you know.
 
 
vlad: for a dumb yokel, you're a very funny guy
niko: yes, and for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick
 
 
niko: YELLOW CARRRR!
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Posted 15 December 2013 - 03:08 AM

"And all you care about is money, and gambling it away on the Internet. Oh! Isn't America great? I get to sit in front of a computer and play 'Mr. Rich Man' and get into debt with crooks."

-Niko Bellic

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Posted 15 December 2013 - 03:21 AM

can I borrow your vehicle for a moment? 

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Posted 15 December 2013 - 06:47 AM Edited by ~Joseph~, 15 December 2013 - 06:47 AM.

Brian Meech: How you doing? 
Niko Bellic: Good. Thank you very much. 
Brian Meech: Good! Yes comrade, I am doing good. There is no "I", there is only "we" - it is a glorious system, comrade. 
Niko Bellic: Excuse me? 
Brian Meech: You're excused, comrade. You're excused, now go and mine salt for fifty years... 
Niko Bellic: You're a dick. 
Brian Meech: I'm a rich dick, friend. I'm young, and rich and loaded. Tell you what, have a hundred bucks. On Uncle Sam, Benjamin motherf*cking Franklin. Freedom! 

 

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Posted 15 December 2013 - 08:23 AM

Man: Show me your tits, darlin'!

Woman: Oh, that's so sweet. f*ck you very much!
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Posted 15 December 2013 - 08:06 PM

I love how one of the pedestrians says pendejo, just that tone of voice is brilliant.

 

Not to bother you with 100 great quotes I'll just leave this.

Niko: Where did you get out from?
Dwayne: Preschool
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Posted 17 December 2013 - 01:55 AM

Some of Niko's quotes, the Cop Quotes, and some things pedestrians say! "The camera rental place is closing soon!" - Random Male Pedestrian "Pull over, *sshole!" - Alderney State Trooper

And some of the other Cops "I GOT YOU, YOU SON OF A B*TCH!" NOOSE Tactical Officer.


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Posted 17 December 2013 - 04:15 AM

 

stubbs: *takes off towel*
johnny: well now that you mention it, i'm starting to feel a little queasy.
stubbs: now listen, i'm in a bit of a bother sport.
johnny: well i think they can fix that with surgery these days you know.
 
 
vlad: for a dumb yokel, you're a very funny guy
niko: yes, and for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick
 
 
 

 

Haha, definitely these 2 here. 

 

This honestly made me decide to play the game tomorrow 


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Posted 17 December 2013 - 04:51 AM

"Imma guest in your country!"

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 05:35 AM

Here's another quote I like :)

 

Brucie: Nicky, we got to talk serious.

Niko: Alright man. If you want my advice, the only way you're going to get your balls back to normal is if you stop juicing or you get implants.
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Posted 22 December 2013 - 05:40 AM

Random person driving by in a sh*tty car: "beep beeeep!!

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 11:07 PM

One quote I use a lot with my friend who is also a big GTA fan is this one.

 

Mori: See ya, wouldn't want to be ya... fag!


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Posted 03 January 2014 - 10:41 AM

"Daddy's home bitches"

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 01:37 PM Edited by Jenia, 03 January 2014 - 01:38 PM.

"Daddy's home bitches"

Daddy's back bitches

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 05:15 PM

"Is it okay to kill one of my employees"

"If they're an asshole, yes"

"Good point.  *gunshot*"

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Posted 05 January 2014 - 02:21 AM

I live here with Roman!


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Posted 08 January 2014 - 10:39 AM

Niko

 

When I was in the army... we were going on a mission... to ambush a squad who had killed a lot of innocent people. They were our enemies... but we never did it. There were fifteen of us. All boys from the village. But one of us betrayed the group. It was a setup... for moneyarrow-10x10.png! Twelve people died, three escaped. I know the traitor was not me... So for ten years I've been searching for the other two. One of them lives here.

 

 

[Niko is nervously flying a helicopter through downtown Algonquin with Little Jacobarrow-10x10.png in the co-pilot seat] "Jacbob, do you really have to smoke that thing now? The second hand smoke doesn't exactly help my hand/eye coordination! You know what... f*ck! Whatever. Smoke it!"

 

 

Gerry

 

Fun? Too much fun - that's always been this family's problem. Fun, good causes, a good laugh, some stupid dream or some stupid distraction. But never any f*ckin' focus. Never!

 

 

 


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Posted 08 January 2014 - 10:45 AM

I literally read these quotes in each characters' accent. Brings back memories haha.

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 09:32 PM

"Do you ever wonder? Do you ever wonder if animals... if they masturbate?" - Eddie Low

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 11:59 PM

"Do you ever wonder? Do you ever wonder if animals... if they masturbate?" - Eddie Low

 

lol

 

Everything that came out of Eddie's mouth made me feel like I was shrink in a mental hospital listening to his problems.

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Posted 09 January 2014 - 12:02 AM

I've only played through the game once so far, so I can't remember my favorite quotes. Although one I do like is at the beginning of the game, where Roman steps on a cockroach and then says that he wouldn't mind him if he paid rent.


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Posted 09 January 2014 - 03:53 AM Edited by Drunken Cowboy, 09 January 2014 - 03:53 AM.

"NERRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! MOTHERFAAAAAHKERS!!!!"

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Posted 09 January 2014 - 04:04 AM

"Moj auto!"

When someone hits Niko while driving a car

I had fun playing GTA IV mostly because Niko and I are from the same country and that i could understand him while he speaks serbian  :lol:

And when he says "Možda da postaneš veći seronja" while he talks to Roman

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Posted 10 January 2014 - 08:42 PM

'The city is like a big Uder-Milken ice cream shop, 36 flavors of TITTY!'

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Posted 10 January 2014 - 08:52 PM

Sup' money

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