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#1

Posted 13 December 2013 - 07:44 PM

|Every 5 seconds its bloody smoke on the water texting me...

 

 

and then when i dont do it they always send... theres gonna be some unhappy glucoma patients or some crap every f*cking time

 

so much for sitting back and letting the coin roll in.

 

cockstar wants us to babysit every f*cking sh*t, cant even get high in my own smoke on the f*cking water shop.

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 07:55 PM

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In one hour, you've made several troll, crybaby posts.

 

:panic:


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 07:56 PM

for me it's that f*cking arse sending me "caught napping" I f*cking hate that mission!

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 07:58 PM

For me it's "YOU STOLE MY RIDE, I'M GONNA f*ck YOU UP!"


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 08:07 PM

For me its "I'm calling the police."


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 08:08 PM

For me its "I'm calling the police."

This really pisses me off too.


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 08:13 PM

For me it's when I pay a stripper to dance all over me, get the like all the way up, and the game doesn't let me take the bitch home and cornhole her. Pisses me off. ;)

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 08:25 PM Edited by Lil ski, 13 December 2013 - 08:30 PM.

For me it's "YOU STOLE MY RIDE, I'M GONNA f*ck YOU UP!"

Then I just "delete message"

...until 5 mins later some dudes roll up on me on a dirt bike with an Uzi.

For me it's when I pay a stripper to dance all over me, get the like all the way up, and the game doesn't let me take the bitch home and cornhole her. Pisses me off. ;)


Yeah it only works with certain strippers.
Peaches is a stuck up bitch who ain't down with the D'.

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 08:56 PM

Lester..


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 09:40 PM

 

For me it's "YOU STOLE MY RIDE, I'M GONNA f*ck YOU UP!"

Then I just "delete message"

...until 5 mins later some dudes roll up on me on a dirt bike with an Uzi.

For me it's when I pay a stripper to dance all over me, get the like all the way up, and the game doesn't let me take the bitch home and cornhole her. Pisses me off. ;)


Yeah it only works with certain strippers.
Peaches is a stuck up bitch who ain't down with the D'.

 

I think Peach is a transvestite.  :blink:


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 09:50 PM

one of the strippers is a man lol that's the one I got a double lap dance from and he/she didn't even wanna with the other stripper or go anywhere near trevor Phillips penis industries.


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 09:51 PM

Peach is (or was) a dude, just listen to that deep voice..lol. You can imagine Trevor's disappointment...

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 10:01 PM

Trevor wanted to suck johnny K. off but was so angry after hearing Michael was alive that he instead hugged him with his foot repeatedly till there was nothing left of him to hug.

*no spoilers*

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 10:15 PM Edited by Gta_V_Fan_101, 13 December 2013 - 10:16 PM.

Yes. Yes it is. Y'know why? Cuz R* wants it to be.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S. idk what I'm talking about


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 11:45 PM


 

For me it's "YOU STOLE MY RIDE, I'M GONNA f*ck YOU UP!"

Then I just "delete message"

...until 5 mins later some dudes roll up on me on a dirt bike with an Uzi.

For me it's when I pay a stripper to dance all over me, get the like all the way up, and the game doesn't let me take the bitch home and cornhole her. Pisses me off. ;)

Yeah it only works with certain strippers.
Peaches is a stuck up bitch who ain't down with the D'.
 
I think Peach is a transvestite.  :blink:

This.

Dat voice.

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 12:36 AM

There's this one mission from SotW I can never pass.... I have to head up to the dam and catch someone who stole the van, but as I always overshoot a jump on my way in there and lose them.

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 12:38 AM

Yea I agree. I was randomly wandering the stripclub, then a wild deep manly bear appears! turn over and Oh sh*t!





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