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gevans81
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Posted 13 December 2013 - 06:40 PM Edited by gevans81, 13 December 2013 - 06:41 PM.

Hi, My name is claude and I am currently offering my services in Los Santos and Blaine County.

 

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What my service offers:

 

  • Transportation - I will travel anywhere on the map to pick up my employer, I will deliver vehicles (land,air & sea vehicles) to any destination.
  • I will accompany my employer whenever needed, missions, bounty hunts, general free roam play.
  • I will collect ammunition from ammunation.
  • I will be your personal play thing, send me off on adventures if you so wish. Strap sticky bombs to my vehicles and watch me burn if that's your desire.
  • I will always be of smart appearance and will do my best to insure that my personal vehicle is in good condition.

I offer many more varied services for a one off fee of $100,000 this can be paid via delivery of a modded vehicle.

 

**If interested please contact the_daddy2009 (PSN)**

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 06:45 PM

You must be really bored.


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 06:45 PM

I have many assistants already...lester...lamar...the mercs and my tank...I dont need you and no one else does either.../thread.

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 06:46 PM

do you do hits on children? i don't want to christmas shop this weekend.
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Posted 13 December 2013 - 06:47 PM

I think I saw Claude working the LS overpass last night :D

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 06:48 PM

The professional look is kinda ruined by the name "the_daddy2009"

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 06:49 PM

You must be really bored.

I'm bored of doing missions and races I'll give you that. I guess it's a form of role-playing. Nothing wrong in trying to earn an honest living is there? 


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 06:49 PM

I will pay you with cans of rotten spam.

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 06:50 PM

The professional look is kinda ruined by the name "the_daddy2009"

This got me cracked up haha

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 06:51 PM

The professional look is kinda ruined by the name "the_daddy2009"

Good point, I'm sure we can overlook that minor annoyance though? Not a day goes by that I wish I'd picked man_slave2009 as my username.  :blink:


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 06:51 PM

I love to role play but  I don't want to be the naughty nurse this time


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 06:52 PM

What are your long term goals? Medical, Dental? You need to add all these details in.


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 06:55 PM

If you were a redhead with big jugs I might have rolled the dice...

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 07:00 PM

So you will bring any land, air, vehicle to ANY location? Here's the make or break question, can you get a Speedophile on the top of Mount Chilliad?


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 07:01 PM

Better get the cargo...Bob.

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 07:02 PM

So you will bring any land, air, vehicle to ANY location? Here's the make or break question, can you get a Speedophile on the top of Mount Chilliad?

It'll be a challenge... 


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 07:04 PM

 

So you will bring any land, air, vehicle to ANY location? Here's the make or break question, can you get a Speedophile on the top of Mount Chilliad?

It'll be a challenge... 

 

You might be good, but you can't be THAT good...


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 07:04 PM

I think this could be utterly hilarious in a weekly youtube vid with the right twisted individual in charge of him. I'd bite if the character were a woman...got enough sausage in my crew as it is.


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 07:05 PM

So you will bring any land, air, vehicle to ANY location? Here's the make or break question, can you get a Speedophile on the top of Mount Chilliad?

My buddy and I got a Limo and a tour bus to the top :D


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 07:07 PM

With the cargobob.

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 07:07 PM

Is a blowjob included in this price? If so, you're hired!


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 07:08 PM

With the cargobob.

No driving man honest..took 2 hours or so but we did it


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 07:10 PM

 

With the cargobob.

No driving man honest..took 2 hours or so but we did it

 

Video or GTFO! :p


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 07:12 PM

Firstly.. It was done way back in Oct.
Secondly It's really not that important for anyone to believe me :D

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 07:14 PM

interesting offer ,  unfortunatly i dont have 100k at my disposal , sorry

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 07:15 PM Edited by Markf44.4, 13 December 2013 - 07:16 PM.

I will admit that we tried to bring a Fire truck and a tank but failed

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 07:19 PM

creative, i like it

 

seeing as were all characters online, and theres many social aspects in game, this is a good idea in working together

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 08:05 PM

Hehe i like this guy i am at PSN and have 100k on my disposal and i wouldnt actualy be an ass and make u do all those stuff like just get me a tank to f*ck around with ppl :C

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 08:07 PM

 

You must be really bored.

I'm bored of doing missions and races I'll give you that. I guess it's a form of role-playing. Nothing wrong in trying to earn an honest living is there? 

 

 

What about gaining fames and taking names in death matches ? :)


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 08:50 PM

Hello Claude,
I'm currently looking for a chauffeur. I was thinking of buying limo and need a driver. You do not need a mic but must be able to read GPS. You must also have some knowledge in handling Assult Rifle combat.
You must have at least a high school education or equalivent. At least 2 years in GTA time of bounty hunting. You must also be willing to help perform any glitch required.

Please send me resume if interested in quoted text.

Thank You




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