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Posted 13 December 2013 - 09:04 PM Edited by Shenmue18, 13 December 2013 - 09:05 PM.

I've been going out with my hand for about 4 years now. So everyday since then. We never fight, she's always up for sex and she always does what I want, perfect relationship if you ask me.


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#32

Posted 13 December 2013 - 09:18 PM

 

Um, July, I think.

Yeah me too.. single life as a 17 year old is boring on the sex front

 

 

Bah, try being a single 28 year old. The hand moves from the cock to the bottle, and then to the officers handcuffs.


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Posted 14 December 2013 - 12:52 AM

Without going into unnecessary detail, when did you last get laid? For me, it was last night. First we watched porn together for the first time whilst masturbating each other. She came rather quickly, with me finishing shortly after. Like it says in San Andreas when you've finished sleeping with Denise, nice guys finish last! She was fed-up with me because she likes creampies and I wasn't really in the mood for it at the time. We argued for a little while in-bed, to which I fell to sleep. I woke up around 4'ish to find her drinking a glass of water. I slowy started coming onto her, and with little coercion, I was going down on her, I love it when she's close to orgasm and quivers with excitement. After she came, I put it inside her, and we had sexy time! I love her staring into my eyes whilst I'm busting a nut. I like making her feel responsible for it, you made me cum you little slut! Now she's walking to work, and I'm lying in bed like a boss.

When did you get laid, or is the virginity still strong with you?

 

And then you precede to go into unnecessary detail.   :lol:

 

I'm long married with no kids...so I have a membership to the weekend club.


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Posted 14 December 2013 - 01:01 AM

 

 

Um, July, I think.

Yeah me too.. single life as a 17 year old is boring on the sex front

 

 

Bah, try being a single 28 year old. The hand moves from the cock to the bottle, and then to the officers handcuffs.

 

 

Lmao

 

You guys gotta travel to my city

 

You'll find pussy everywhere lol


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Posted 14 December 2013 - 01:03 AM

 

 

 

Um, July, I think.

Yeah me too.. single life as a 17 year old is boring on the sex front

 

 

Bah, try being a single 28 year old. The hand moves from the cock to the bottle, and then to the officers handcuffs.

 

 

Lmao

 

You guys gotta travel to my city

 

You'll find pussy everywhere lol

 

 

I don't know if I should believe a self-proclaimed, "SWAG MoneyMan".

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 01:09 AM Edited by BarelyLegal, 14 December 2013 - 01:10 AM.

Without going into unnecessary detail, when did you last get laid? For me, it was last night. First we watched porn together for the first time whilst masturbating each other. She came rather quickly, with me finishing shortly after. Like it says in San Andreas when you've finished sleeping with Denise, nice guys finish last! She was fed-up with me because she likes creampies and I wasn't really in the mood for it at the time. We argued for a little while in-bed, to which I fell to sleep. I woke up around 4'ish to find her drinking a glass of water. I slowy started coming onto her, and with little coercion, I was going down on her, I love it when she's close to orgasm and quivers with excitement. After she came, I put it inside her, and we had sexy time! I love her staring into my eyes whilst I'm busting a nut. I like making her feel responsible for it, you made me cum you little slut! Now she's walking to work, and I'm lying in bed like a boss.
When did you get laid, or is the virginity still strong with you?

 
And then you precede to go into unnecessary detail.   :lol:
T'was intentional, that's the way I roll!
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#37

Posted 14 December 2013 - 05:16 AM

Never sadly


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#38

Posted 14 December 2013 - 10:06 AM

Never sadly

 

same here :(


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Posted 14 December 2013 - 02:37 PM

I don't remember. Probably a couple weeks ago.

I feel so old but at least I had sex 3-5 times a day for over a decade. Might as well enjoy your libido while you're young.

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 03:41 PM Edited by Vlynor, 14 December 2013 - 05:03 PM.

I don't remember. Probably a couple weeks ago.

I feel so old but at least I had sex 3-5 times a day for over a decade. Might as well enjoy your libido while you're young.

 

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Posted 15 December 2013 - 11:33 AM

*Looks at left hand* goddammit


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Posted 15 December 2013 - 01:21 PM

11 months, I was brutally dumped just before my birthday. It wasn't a particularly pleasant experience.


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#43

Posted 15 December 2013 - 01:26 PM

 

 

Um, July, I think.

Yeah me too.. single life as a 17 year old is boring on the sex front

 

 

Bah, try being a single 28 year old. The hand moves from the cock to the bottle, and then to the officers handcuffs.

 

17 Is like prime time, kinda. So many sluzzas at the house parties, get them bitches brah.
 


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Posted 15 December 2013 - 03:44 PM

uh, like 5 years ago. it's been a rough patch. a real real rough patch. 


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Posted 17 December 2013 - 05:40 PM

Just over a year ago. :'(


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Posted 19 December 2013 - 05:05 PM

 

 

 

Um, July, I think.

Yeah me too.. single life as a 17 year old is boring on the sex front

 

 

Bah, try being a single 28 year old. The hand moves from the cock to the bottle, and then to the officers handcuffs.

 

17 Is like prime time, kinda. So many sluzzas at the house parties, get them bitches brah.
 

 

yh but i'm very unattractive so i have to be all sweet and charming


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#47

Posted 19 December 2013 - 11:19 PM

My hand gave me a blowjob yesterday.

your hand gave you a blowjob?

 

are you sure?

 

are you totally sure, I<3GTAV?


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#48

Posted 19 December 2013 - 11:21 PM

You know that porn, cyber sex and skype chat doesn't fall under the category 'getting laid', right?


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Posted 19 December 2013 - 11:50 PM

So? We're all nerds right?

 

I feel at home here. 


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Posted 20 December 2013 - 12:19 AM Edited by NathanT, 20 December 2013 - 12:20 AM.

My hand gave me a blowjob yesterday.

That's quite a talent you have there, bro.

 

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#51

Posted 20 December 2013 - 12:27 AM

 

 

 

 

Um, July, I think.

Yeah me too.. single life as a 17 year old is boring on the sex front

 

 

Bah, try being a single 28 year old. The hand moves from the cock to the bottle, and then to the officers handcuffs.

 

17 Is like prime time, kinda. So many sluzzas at the house parties, get them bitches brah.
 

 

yh but i'm very unattractive so i have to be all sweet and charming

 

 

From experience, that sh*t doesn't work.

 

You need confidence--whether you get that from working out, improving your grades or learning a new hobby doesn't matter. It's imperative to treat a lady with respect, but fawning over her will not win her favor.


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#52

Posted 20 December 2013 - 01:23 AM


 


 


 


 


Um, July, I think.

Yeah me too.. single life as a 17 year old is boring on the sex front
 
 
Bah, try being a single 28 year old. The hand moves from the cock to the bottle, and then to the officers handcuffs.
 
17 Is like prime time, kinda. So many sluzzas at the house parties, get them bitches brah.
 
 
yh but i'm very unattractive so i have to be all sweet and charming
 
 
From experience, that sh*t doesn't work.
 
You need confidence--whether you get that from working out, improving your grades or learning a new hobby doesn't matter. It's imperative to treat a lady with respect, but fawning over her will not win her favor.
Boom, nailed it

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Posted 20 December 2013 - 01:32 AM

Genuinely surprised no one said "ask your mother".


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Posted 20 December 2013 - 01:41 AM

i lost My V on the 11th.  :pp


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Posted 20 December 2013 - 02:13 AM

Oh boy.. My ex fiercely grinded on me, that's it.... Is that close enough? I came.


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Posted 20 December 2013 - 03:51 AM

Anyone got any advice on how to meet women/get laid after moving to an entirely be place? I moved to florida and only know a handful of people.

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Posted 20 December 2013 - 04:00 AM Edited by GEO9875, 20 December 2013 - 04:01 AM.

Without going into unnecessary detail, when did you last get laid? For me, it was last night. First we watched porn together for the first time whilst masturbating each other. She came rather quickly, with me finishing shortly after. Like it says in San Andreas when you've finished sleeping with Denise, nice guys finish last! She was fed-up with me because she likes creampies and I wasn't really in the mood for it at the time. We argued for a little while in-bed, to which I fell to sleep. I woke up around 4'ish to find her drinking a glass of water. I slowy started coming onto her, and with little coercion, I was going down on her, I love it when she's close to orgasm and quivers with excitement. After she came, I put it inside her, and we had sexy time! I love her staring into my eyes whilst I'm busting a nut. I like making her feel responsible for it, you made me cum you little slut! Now she's walking to work, and I'm lying in bed like a boss.
When did you get laid, or is the virginity still strong with you?

DAYUM, :O is this even allowed to be said on this site?

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Posted 20 December 2013 - 05:41 AM

Without going into unnecessary detail, when did you last get laid? For me, it was last night. First we watched porn together for the first time whilst masturbating each other. She came rather quickly, with me finishing shortly after. Like it says in San Andreas when you've finished sleeping with Denise, nice guys finish last! She was fed-up with me because she likes creampies and I wasn't really in the mood for it at the time. We argued for a little while in-bed, to which I fell to sleep. I woke up around 4'ish to find her drinking a glass of water. I slowy started coming onto her, and with little coercion, I was going down on her, I love it when she's close to orgasm and quivers with excitement. After she came, I put it inside her, and we had sexy time! I love her staring into my eyes whilst I'm busting a nut. I like making her feel responsible for it, you made me cum you little slut! Now she's walking to work, and I'm lying in bed like a boss.
When did you get laid, or is the virginity still strong with you?

DAYUM, :O is this even allowed to be said on this site?

Yeah, we allow erotic fiction :p

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Posted 20 December 2013 - 08:08 AM

Anyone got any advice on how to meet women/get laid after moving to an entirely be place? I moved to florida and only know a handful of people.

You know someone that you can go out for a beer with? That's a good place to start. Or you could try the internet of course. If not, go Barney Stinson style and just sit down with a random guy and make him your wingman


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Posted 20 December 2013 - 01:09 PM


Anyone got any advice on how to meet women/get laid after moving to an entirely be place? I moved to florida and only know a handful of people.

You know someone that you can go out for a beer with? That's a good place to start. Or you could try the internet of course. If not, go Barney Stinson style and just sit down with a random guy and make him your wingman
I'm only 19 so going out for a beer is kind of out of the question. and idk I guess the internet is the way to go




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