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BarelyLegal
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Posted 13 December 2013 - 08:26 AM Edited by BarelyLegal, 13 December 2013 - 08:37 AM.

Without going into unnecessary detail, when did you last get laid? For me, it was last night. First we watched porn together for the first time whilst masturbating each other. She came rather quickly, with me finishing shortly after. Like it says in San Andreas when you've finished sleeping with Denise, nice guys finish last! She was fed-up with me because she likes creampies and I wasn't really in the mood for it at the time. We argued for a little while in-bed, to which I fell to sleep. I woke up around 4'ish to find her drinking a glass of water. I slowy started coming onto her, and with little coercion, I was going down on her, I love it when she's close to orgasm and quivers with excitement. After she came, I put it inside her, and we had sexy time! I love her staring into my eyes whilst I'm busting a nut. I like making her feel responsible for it, you made me cum you little slut! Now she's walking to work, and I'm lying in bed like a boss.

When did you get laid, or is the virginity still strong with you?

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 08:34 AM

Wow, that was uhm.. Detailed.

 

Yesterday for me too. 


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 12:13 PM

Yesterday for me too. I get to see my GF Thurs-SUN so yeah.


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 12:30 PM

 Whenever you want, OP.

 

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 12:39 PM

Without going into unnecessary detail

Practice what you preach, bub.

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 01:26 PM

Um, July, I think.


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 01:28 PM

Yesterday.


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 01:38 PM

Last time I was near a pussy was almost nineteen years ago.

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 01:51 PM Edited by F4L?, 13 December 2013 - 01:53 PM.

To me this seems like a dick measuring contest where you actually only made the topic to brag/belittle virgins with your comment at the end, this is similar to your Jizzing in your face topic. I mean like a one of thing, sure i'd pass it off, but you seem to continuously want to mention yourself and sex in the same sentence.

In the case it isn't a dick measuring contest, it's been about two months since I got anything, and honestly it wasn't that great, it was like I only did it for the sake of it because all my mates had picked up and blah blah blah everyone knows the story.
I even feel like a stupid braggart mentioning that, so I don't see how you could two topics about this without having some underlying intention of bragging.

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 01:53 PM

Justice of own hand is better than prison of bad axe-wound.

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 02:23 PM

Never, jelly?


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 02:29 PM

Spent nine months struggling to get out of one, why bother going back in?

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 02:51 PM

Were I an honest man, I'd say it's been a few months. But for the sake of my cool internet persona, three hours ago, then 12 hours ago, then 17 hours ago, then 24 hours ago, then 29 hours ago then.....


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 02:58 PM

Does fapping count?

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 03:08 PM Edited by Nale Dixon, 13 December 2013 - 03:09 PM.

Does fapping count?

Only if you lie in bed, put your hands in a reverse prayer position and go at it like a trooper.


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 03:09 PM

This isn't a thread to belittle others, I'm just not bothered what I say or what people online think of me. If the moderators want to ban me, that's fine. This is just a way to pass the time every now and then. I didn't lose my virginity until the age of twenty. Sex really is overrated, but every now and then it's desirable. I'm just an open guy, and people probably mistake that for bragging, or trying to make myself seem 'cool' or whatever. But hey, if it makes people uncomfortable I'll stop.

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 03:12 PM

This isn't a thread to belittle others, I'm just not bothered what I say or what people online think of me. If the moderators want to ban me, that's fine. This is just a way to pass the time every now and then. I didn't lose my virginity until the age of twenty. Sex really is overrated, but every now and then it's desirable. I'm just an open guy, and people probably mistake that for bragging, or trying to make myself seem 'cool' or whatever. But hey, if it makes people uncomfortable I'll stop.

If the moderators ban you my friend, I shall unleash the full fury of my vengeance!

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 03:22 PM

Two days ago with my right hand.


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 03:58 PM

This isn't a thread to belittle others, I'm just not bothered what I say or what people online think of me. If the moderators want to ban me, that's fine. This is just a way to pass the time every now and then. I didn't lose my virginity until the age of twenty. Sex really is overrated, but every now and then it's desirable. I'm just an open guy, and people probably mistake that for bragging, or trying to make myself seem 'cool' or whatever. But hey, if it makes people uncomfortable I'll stop.

 

I agree with you, sex should stop being a taboo and more like a normal topic to have a chat about.


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 04:12 PM Edited by Lazyboy., 13 December 2013 - 04:15 PM.

I don't wanna go into too much detail, but we were watching porn for the first time together while masturbating eachother, I finished pretty quick but my partner came shortly after. I was kinda pissed off cos I liked creampies, but whatever, we just argued for a bit in bed, and went to sleep. I woke up about 4-ish cos I wanted a drink, but while I was drinking my partner started slowly coming onto me, then started going down on me. I could tell they enjoyed it when I was close to orgasm. After I came my partner started putting it inside me and we had sexy time. I liked looking into his eyes while he made me responsible for it, like I'm a little slut. I'm just walking to work while that dickhead lies in bed.








lol. I hope everybody read the first post before reading mine....
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Posted 13 December 2013 - 04:14 PM

I don't wanna go into too much detail, but we were watching porn for the first time together while masturbating eachother, I finished pretty quick but my partner came shortly after. I was kinda pissed off cos I liked creampies, but whatever, we just argued for a bit in bed, and went to sleep. I woke up about 4-ish cos I wanted a drink, but while I was drinking my partner started slowly coming onto me, then started going down on me. I could tell they enjoyed it when I was close to orgasm. After I came my partner started putting it inside me and we had sexy time. I liked looking into his eyes while he made me responsible for it, like I'm a little slut. I'm just walking to work while that dickhead lies in bed.








lol. I hope somebody read the first post before reading mine....

 

I didn't.

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 04:44 PM

Past life

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 04:52 PM

5 hours ago


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 07:48 PM

My hand gave me a blowjob yesterday.


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 07:50 PM

To answer the OP: Never. I'm waiting for the right person.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...haha, just kidding. I couldn't get laid. 

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 07:54 PM

A good time to claim I'm a devoted Catholic?


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 08:00 PM

Last night, luckily....I'm married.

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 08:13 PM

A good time to claim I'm a devoted Catholic?

Ugh! Gross. Taking advantage of children is not cool.

 

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I haven't had any remotely sexual experience in years. I think I'd prefer doing it with someone that I love. Those other times weren't that great and I felt kinda guilty most of the time afterwards.

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 08:52 PM

 

 

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I'm not.

 

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Posted 13 December 2013 - 09:01 PM

Um, July, I think.

Yeah me too.. single life as a 17 year old is boring on the sex front





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