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Posted 11 December 2013 - 11:04 PM

Give us you're top five worst Celebrity stand up comics, with one being the worst.

 

Here's mine

 

5. Jeff Dunham - Relies on puppets which aren't even funny.

4. Keith Lemons -  Relies on his accent and piss poor jokes.

3. Dane Cook - Steals jokes, drags his act, not funny at all.

2. Jack Whitehall - Tries to make unfunny things funny and fails miserably.

1. Russell Howard - Absolute tool who isn't funny in the slightest, takes everything seriously and relies on funny stories to make it seem like he's very creative, he aint.

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Posted 12 December 2013 - 02:29 AM

Kevin Hart





















.....just joshin

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Posted 12 December 2013 - 03:15 AM

@OP

 

Man, I couldn't agree more regarding Keith Lemon. I've rarely laughed at anything he's said or done, and I can't stomach that annoying f*cking accent either. He's always so awkwardly creepy to women too. Can't stand the c*nt.

 

Russell Howard is also a knob.

 

I don't have a top five right now, but I'll give you my most despised stand up - Russell Brand

 

I'd take great pleasure in seeing that tosser strung up by his ridiculous haircut, and spear-gunned through the chest. F*cking wanker.

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Posted 12 December 2013 - 07:06 AM

Can my entire list be Carlos Mencia?

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Posted 12 December 2013 - 09:19 AM

I don't actually know that many stand up comedians simply because I find most of them annoying lol. Just my opinion.

One that I recently saw who annoyed the crap out of me was Daniel Tosh.... So he's my top 5...

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Posted 12 December 2013 - 11:31 AM

whos the achmed the terroist guy.


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Posted 12 December 2013 - 01:34 PM

whos the achmed the terroist guy.

My number five.


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Posted 12 December 2013 - 06:56 PM

I'm pretty in agreement with OP's post, except put Jeff Dunham at #1, and replace Dane Cook with Carlos Mencia. In Dane Cook's defense, he's 10% material and 90% delivery. That's what he's good at, but wore it out really quickly.

 

Jeff Dunham is a f*cking ventriloquist with lazy dad jokes that rely on racist stereotypes. f*ck that guy.


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Posted 13 December 2013 - 12:05 AM

Jeff Dunham is a f*cking ventriloquist with lazy dad jokes that rely on racist stereotypes. f*ck that guy.

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But seriously, I'll add Russel Peters. I used to like the guy, but he' pretty dull now. He pretty much says the same sh*t over and over again. He pretty much talks about how brown he is.


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Posted 14 December 2013 - 03:45 AM

Jo Brand is f*cking awful too. I've seen her on Michael Mcintyre's Comedy Roadshow and Mock The Week a few times. She's such a f*cking bore.

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 12:34 PM

I also forgot to add Miranda Hart, she's the most unfunny woman alive, how could I forget??? Probably because she's so boring.





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