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#121

Posted 06 February 2014 - 01:54 AM Edited by Raavi, 06 February 2014 - 02:05 AM.

Im trying to limit my masturbation, seeing as I do so every night.

 

It's hard.

 

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What are you waiting for then? Go say hi to the bald guy.

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 01:56 AM

I heard of this kid from Brazil that did it 69 times in a day or maybe it was 62 but it was in the 60's and he dies apparently he was keeping people updated on facebook

It was actually 42 times http://todayilearned...times-in-a-row/
 
I wonder if this is worth it ? 
 
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I bet he went in dry I mean with all his practice you wouldn't need a kit

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 01:58 AM

 

 

I heard of this kid from Brazil that did it 69 times in a day or maybe it was 62 but it was in the 60's and he dies apparently he was keeping people updated on facebook

It was actually 42 times http://todayilearned...times-in-a-row/
 
I wonder if this is worth it ? 
 
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I bet he went in dry I mean with all his practice you wouldn't need a kit

 

The kit is probably just a glove.

 

I've got many of them in my hall closet. But I don't like using gloves, or sheets, or nothing.


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Posted 06 February 2014 - 01:59 AM

Yah me either unless I'm in the shower

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#125

Posted 06 February 2014 - 02:12 AM

Yah me either unless I'm in the shower

Why would you jack off in the shower ? 


 

 

 

I heard of this kid from Brazil that did it 69 times in a day or maybe it was 62 but it was in the 60's and he dies apparently he was keeping people updated on facebook

It was actually 42 times http://todayilearned...times-in-a-row/
 
I wonder if this is worth it ? 
 

 

I bet he went in dry I mean with all his practice you wouldn't need a kit

 

The kit is probably just a glove.

 

I've got many of them in my hall closet. But I don't like using gloves, or sheets, or nothing.

 

You know whats better than the glove, using a fleshlight. With those you don't need that much arm motion and you won't have wonky arm sizes 


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Posted 06 February 2014 - 02:13 AM

You know whats better than the glove, using a fleshlight. With those you don't need that much arm motion and you won't have wonky arm sizes 

 

 

Implying I can go to walmart and buy a fleshlight with a prepaid gift card I got for my birthday.


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Posted 06 February 2014 - 02:15 AM

 

You know whats better than the glove, using a fleshlight. With those you don't need that much arm motion and you won't have wonky arm sizes 

 

 

Implying I can go to walmart and buy a fleshlight with a prepaid gift card I got for my birthday.

 

Perfect gift for you're self  :^:


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Posted 06 February 2014 - 02:17 AM

Or find a old time flashlight like a bigger one unless you song is small and then just go to town on it

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 02:19 AM

 

 

You know whats better than the glove, using a fleshlight. With those you don't need that much arm motion and you won't have wonky arm sizes 

 

 

Implying I can go to walmart and buy a fleshlight with a prepaid gift card I got for my birthday.

 

Perfect gift for you're self  :^:

 

It's cool. I'm perfectly fine with naked drawings of dead presidents to fulfill my masturbatory needs.

 

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 02:52 AM Edited by Vlynor, 06 February 2014 - 02:52 AM.

 

 

 

You know whats better than the glove, using a fleshlight. With those you don't need that much arm motion and you won't have wonky arm sizes 

 

 

Implying I can go to walmart and buy a fleshlight with a prepaid gift card I got for my birthday.

 

Perfect gift for you're self  :^:

 

It's cool. I'm perfectly fine with naked drawings of dead presidents to fulfill my masturbatory needs.

 

Ronald_Reagan_Nude_by_borbs727.jpg

 

 

Is that Ronald Reagan?

 

Edit: Yep. It is.

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 03:16 AM

Im trying to find a day where I would have the house to myself for a whole 24 hours so I can see how many times I can beat it in a 24 hour period. I bet I could beat thag brazillian kids number of 42. I think I could easily get to 48 which would be twice an hour

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 03:22 AM

Im trying to find a day where I would have the house to myself for a whole 24 hours so I can see how many times I can beat it in a 24 hour period. I bet I could beat thag brazillian kids number of 42. I think I could easily get to 48 which would be twice an hour

Hope I don't see you in the news any time soon.  :cry:


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Posted 06 February 2014 - 03:25 AM

Tonight will be the last night I choke and commit voluntary manslaughter on my chicken.

 

Mark my words.

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 03:28 AM

Tonight will be the last night I choke and commit voluntary manslaughter on my chicken.
 
Mark my words.


If I had a penny for everytime I said that to myself......

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 03:29 AM

Tonight will be the last night I choke and commit voluntary manslaughter on my chicken.

 

Mark my words.

I think I'll join in on that 


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Posted 06 February 2014 - 03:35 AM

Im trying to find a day where I would have the house to myself for a whole 24 hours so I can see how many times I can beat it in a 24 hour period. I bet I could beat thag brazillian kids number of 42. I think I could easily get to 48 which would be twice an hour

You after 24 hours 

 

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 03:49 AM

I've learned to use my left arm for beating the meat. That leaves my right arm free to use the mouse.


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Posted 06 February 2014 - 03:51 AM

Masturbating made my dick wrinkled and a little crooked.


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Posted 06 February 2014 - 03:53 AM

.... of which there are none.

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#140

Posted 06 February 2014 - 03:55 AM

Masturbating made my dick wrinkled and a little crooked.

I think you gave us a bit too much info about you're dick 


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Posted 06 February 2014 - 03:57 AM Edited by TheGreenSadler, 06 February 2014 - 03:57 AM.

 

Masturbating made my dick wrinkled and a little crooked.

I think you gave us a bit too much info about you're dick 

 

Sorry guys but, it's really bad, girls laugh when they see it.


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Posted 06 February 2014 - 04:07 AM

 

Im trying to find a day where I would have the house to myself for a whole 24 hours so I can see how many times I can beat it in a 24 hour period. I bet I could beat thag brazillian kids number of 42. I think I could easily get to 48 which would be twice an hour

You after 24 hours 

 

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 04:13 AM

Pretty accurate too me

 

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 04:20 AM

Is it normal to masturbate to ugly chicks? Sometimes I get so horny that I beat off to chicks I would never bang.


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Posted 06 February 2014 - 04:28 AM

Is it normal to masturbate to ugly chicks? Sometimes I get so horny that I beat off to chicks I would never bang.

I don't think soo. If you are doing that, then you desperately need pussy 


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Posted 06 February 2014 - 04:30 AM

I just quit right now, I'll see how long I can last. 


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Posted 06 February 2014 - 04:46 AM

I just quit right now, I'll see how long I can last. 

So far I have't jacked off in about 5 days, I feel soo proud  :rol:


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Posted 06 February 2014 - 05:22 AM

My record is 2 days. I've noticed that if I don't masturbate, then my wee-wee stays up longer and harder compared to if I've masturbated that day.


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Posted 06 February 2014 - 05:31 AM

My record is 2 days. I've noticed that if I don't masturbate, then my wee-wee stays up longer and harder compared to if I've masturbated that day.

Haha, thought I was the only one that had this problem


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Posted 06 February 2014 - 07:04 AM

 

Is it normal to masturbate to ugly chicks? Sometimes I get so horny that I beat off to chicks I would never bang.

I don't think soo. If you are doing that, then you desperately need pussy 

 

Its just so hard man, no matter how hard I try to stop it, my erect dick begs to be stroked.





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