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Poll: Did you ever fap in the strip club? (75 member(s) have cast votes)

Did you ever fap in the strip club?

  1. Yes (27 votes [36.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 36.00%

  2. No (48 votes [64.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 64.00%

To whom did you fap to?

  1. Juliet (8 votes [10.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 10.67%

  2. Nikki (23 votes [30.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 30.67%

  3. Infernus (8 votes [10.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 10.67%

  4. Sapphire (10 votes [13.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 13.33%

  5. Cheetah (6 votes [8.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.00%

  6. Chastity (9 votes [12.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.00%

  7. Fufu (11 votes [14.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.67%

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#61

Posted 11 December 2013 - 03:53 PM

How can anyone look at covered tits 105 times?

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#62

Posted 11 December 2013 - 04:00 PM

Why would ANYONE fap to something in a video game?  That is what porn is for guys...

 

 

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Looks like GTA Forum's own BondageKitty likes the dances...

 

Looks like I'm not the only one who noticed that..... :lol:


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#63

Posted 11 December 2013 - 04:02 PM

Of course Nikki is winning i mean

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#64

Posted 11 December 2013 - 04:08 PM

Of course Nikki is winning i mean
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Why would anyone like Nikki? She is the ugliest of them all. The other 2 have corsets. CORSETS.

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#65

Posted 11 December 2013 - 04:12 PM

One of them is a dude i think, because i heard a funny voice in a shootout.

Only got one for sh*ts and giggles.

I expected more, it is so small imo for a shootout.

Who gets lapdances?


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#66

Posted 11 December 2013 - 04:12 PM



 


Of course Nikki is winning i mean

Why would anyone like Nikki? She is the ugliest of them all. The other 2 have corsets. CORSETS.

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#67

Posted 11 December 2013 - 04:25 PM

The question is far too debatable and should be worded better, unless, of course, the OP *wanted* to stir discussion of existential matters.  In which case "I" have definitely not fapped in "the strip club".


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#68

Posted 11 December 2013 - 04:26 PM

You need to have a, "f*ck No!" option.


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#69

Posted 11 December 2013 - 04:44 PM

c: I am so getting Top 1 when I get home. If I did 80+ without even noticing, I can do much more now that I am after it.
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Posted 11 December 2013 - 07:27 PM

c: I am so getting Top 1 when I get home. If I did 80+ without even noticing, I can do much more now that I am after it.


Lol :D have fun

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#71

Posted 11 December 2013 - 07:50 PM Edited by gtarelatedusername2, 11 December 2013 - 07:50 PM.

I...I haven't even stepped inside the strip club. Didn't think it was that popular.

 

Now I want to get a mic just so I can distract people by making them think I'm schlicking.


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#72

Posted 11 December 2013 - 08:25 PM

I know this sounds strange but has anyone come across a guy in their session, who is always at the strip club and you can infact hear through their headset/kinect (not sure which, but it lets off a horrendous quality of speech), masturbate, grunt and talk dirty to the strippers? I forgot his Gamertag but he's nicknamed Fapping Frodo or Fredo I can't exactly remember.

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#73

Posted 11 December 2013 - 09:11 PM

This guy on my friends list spent 2 hours in the strip club, I had to set fire to the place just to get his ass to leave.

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#74

Posted 11 December 2013 - 09:16 PM

I'm constantly "fapping" anyway, so whether I am in the strip club or not doesn't matter.


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#75

Posted 11 December 2013 - 09:40 PM

I fapped once to a Stripper in GTA IV, but I was 15 years old then...So it's legit :D


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#76

Posted 11 December 2013 - 09:42 PM

I don't myself but I do always put my microphone on public when I attempt to seduce the strippers, and I'm sure many people have fapped off after hearing my sexy lines.
I've gotten to meet a fair few chicks in real life using this tactic too. Nothing turns the ladies on more than hearing you saying how hard you're gonna f*ck some pixels.

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#77

Posted 11 December 2013 - 10:12 PM

I'm constantly "fapping" anyway, so whether I am in the strip club or not doesn't matter. I am a much less cool version of this man:

 

 

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#78

Posted 11 December 2013 - 10:23 PM


I'm constantly "fapping" anyway, so whether I am in the strip club or not doesn't matter. I am a much less cool version of this man:
 
 
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That guys is pretty cool. He is smoking.
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#79

Posted 11 December 2013 - 10:49 PM

I honestly didn't even know there was this many strippers.  I thought there were only like 4.


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Posted 11 December 2013 - 10:51 PM

Hey guys guess what! Biohazard Abyss is my woman crush wednesday

 

 

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#81

Posted 12 December 2013 - 05:42 AM


 


 


If you're beating off to a videogame you are a sad little boy indeed.

 
Why do you have a femal charakter then, bro ? Fits perfectly in this stereotype category 
Oh this should be entertaining.
 
Good sir, could you PLEASE enlighten us as to how having a female avatar (who doesn't get naked) in the game equates to masturbating to pixilated strippers?
 
 
The strippers in online don't get naked.
 
A lot (not all) of guys who play as females either wear scantily clad clothing or bikinis, I'd imagine to arouse some sort of stimulation.
I fall into the "not all" category. My character wears clothes. But my original statement is still valid - anyone who is jacking off to videogame characters is a pathetic child who obviously hasn't discovered internet porn.

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#82

Posted 12 December 2013 - 05:47 AM

 

I fall into the "not all" category. My character wears clothes. But my original statement is still valid - anyone who is jacking off to videogame characters is a pathetic child who obviously hasn't discovered internet porn.

 

Internet porn is also made up of pixels, and with all the airbrushing, it's more or less that same thing as fapping/schlicking to a hi-def video game, given that characters tend to be modeled/textured after real-life people anyhow.

 

Basically, you're fapping to pixels no matter what.

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#83

Posted 12 December 2013 - 05:52 AM

 

 

I'm constantly "fapping" anyway, so whether I am in the strip club or not doesn't matter. I am a much less cool version of this man:
 
 
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That guys is pretty cool. He is smoking.

 

Yeah, he's a 6'4" street fighting god.

 

Or at least that's what he tells me.


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#84

Posted 12 December 2013 - 07:01 AM Edited by BondageKitty, 12 December 2013 - 07:02 AM.

http://www.gta5stats..._acts_purchased
Surprised this list hasn't even been mentioned.
Best of all, I am no where to be seen in it. c:
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Posted 12 December 2013 - 07:06 AM

I really got to wonder what Maxslacks is like in real life...


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Posted 12 December 2013 - 07:07 AM

http://www.gta5stats..._acts_purchased
Surprised this list hasn't even been mentioned.
Best of all, I am no where to be seen in it. c:

 

WHAT THE F*CK

 

246 times?!

 

Love how RastaWeedMan is there too.  EXPERT masturbater. 

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#87

Posted 12 December 2013 - 07:09 AM

Uh, I never got into the strip club. I liked the singleplayer booty calls, but when I found out there was none in MP I gave up.

Give me Hot Coffee though... FAP-A-THON! Lol

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#88

Posted 12 December 2013 - 07:10 AM

How long does a sex-act take...? Gotta get famous somehow, right ;)


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Posted 12 December 2013 - 07:39 AM

i did it. 

 

i did it with gta san andreas , gta 4, and now gta v

 

haha ;]

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Posted 12 December 2013 - 08:12 AM Edited by -Murder-, 12 December 2013 - 08:20 AM.

c: I am so getting Top 1 when I get home. If I did 80+ without even noticing, I can do much more now that I am after it.

How could you have possibly received 88 lap dances "without even noticing"?

 

If I had 88 lap dances under my belt it would probably be one of the top 3 things i'd have spent the most time doing in GTA Online, right under free roam and racing.

 

That's more than a lap dance per day since online was released...





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