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Poll: Did you ever fap in the strip club? (75 member(s) have cast votes)

Did you ever fap in the strip club?

  1. Yes (27 votes [36.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 36.00%

  2. No (48 votes [64.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 64.00%

To whom did you fap to?

  1. Juliet (8 votes [10.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 10.67%

  2. Nikki (23 votes [30.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 30.67%

  3. Infernus (8 votes [10.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 10.67%

  4. Sapphire (10 votes [13.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 13.33%

  5. Cheetah (6 votes [8.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.00%

  6. Chastity (9 votes [12.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.00%

  7. Fufu (11 votes [14.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.67%

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#31

Posted 11 December 2013 - 11:06 AM

Guys no offtopic or mods will close this great thread in  here ! Lets stay objective  :santa:


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#32

Posted 11 December 2013 - 11:09 AM


Just watch porn you lonely weirdo.

 

 

are you lost? did you read any post on this thread? i think the joke flew over your head like a f*cking 747 jumbo jet.
 

Haha, this is hilarious!

I had some lapdances in SP but nothing online yet

nothing different. dont waste your time.


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#33

Posted 11 December 2013 - 11:10 AM

Yes, in online it's not a creepy minigame like in SP lol.


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#34

Posted 11 December 2013 - 11:38 AM

hmm, I have too much fun boning my woman......cept she keeps gettin having babies cause of it.


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#35

Posted 11 December 2013 - 11:44 AM

 

Why would ANYONE fap to something in a video game?  That is what porn is for guys...
 
 

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Looks like GTA Forum's own BondageKitty likes the dances...

I always thought BondageKitty was some kind of furry that was also into BDS&M

 

 

Who isn't?

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#36

Posted 11 December 2013 - 12:29 PM

I like sucking myself off to Fufu. Having a rib removed is awesome!

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Posted 11 December 2013 - 12:39 PM

I like sucking myself off to Fufu. Having a rib removed is awesome!

 

Marilyn Manson  :lol:


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#38

Posted 11 December 2013 - 12:55 PM

I fapped to the single player virtual titties enthusiastically when the game came out, they made me hard :p Then, one time in Online myself and a few guys discovered you could get strippers in your apartment, so we went down to the club to pick some up! I was playing with this really high pitched British kid, whilst I was being grinded on it was slightly arousing but listening to him was really annoying, so I took my mic off, masturbated, then left the club much later than anyone else. Should I feel shame ? :/

Anyway, I sorta missed the strippers from IV, fapped to them a few times late at night, they were skinnier, said sexier things/looked better and the camera angles gave better views.
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#39

Posted 11 December 2013 - 01:06 PM

The strippers in GTAIV were horrifying  :lol:


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Posted 11 December 2013 - 01:07 PM

I fapped to the single player virtual titties enthusiastically when the game came out, they made me hard :p Then, one time in Online myself and a few guys discovered you could get strippers in your apartment, so we went down to the club to pick some up! I was playing with this really high pitched British kid, whilst I was being grinded on it was slightly arousing but listening to him was really annoying, so I took my mic off, masturbated, then left the club much later than anyone else. Should I feel shame ? :/

Anyway, I sorta missed the strippers from IV, fapped to them a few times late at night, they were skinnier, said sexier things/looked better and the camera angles gave better views.

Most excellent dude! I like this dude, because he is most honest!

 

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Posted 11 December 2013 - 01:14 PM

LMFAO bondagekitty is in the top ten.

 

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#42

Posted 11 December 2013 - 01:26 PM

This one dude was in my apartment for 2hrs getting lap dances, I left my apartment and went to get a crate in sandy shores and when I came home, that dude was still there. He must have been fapping.

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#43

Posted 11 December 2013 - 01:28 PM

This one dude was in my apartment for 2hrs getting lap dances, I left my apartment and went to get a crate in sandy shores and when I came home, that dude was still there. He must have been fapping.

 

Word, cause the game kicks you for being idle for too long!!!  :lol:

 

Dude was on a fapping MARATHON LOL


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#44

Posted 11 December 2013 - 01:32 PM

I witnessed a guy a while ago who was enjoying the strip club waaay to much. I dont think he knew the mic was on, and it went from funny at the beginning, to leaving the session. I thought he was just joking around at first, but after a while it sounded way to real. It was just creepy


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#45

Posted 11 December 2013 - 01:36 PM

lol i saw a guy online who was going to a strip club by himself and got a private dance.(he hadnt noticed me)

 

i think this guy was going for a fap lmao


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Posted 11 December 2013 - 01:44 PM

I witnessed a guy a while ago who was enjoying the strip club waaay to much. I dont think he knew the mic was on, and it went from funny at the beginning, to leaving the session. I thought he was just joking around at first, but after a while it sounded way to real. It was just creepy

All sh*ts and giggles until the heavy breathing and sound of rustling kleenex starts up but its all too little to late at that point isn't it? I guess the lesson here is lingering in a strip club, virtual or otherwise long enough for fellow patrons to start taking matters into their own hands will always leads to an awkward exit.

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#47

Posted 11 December 2013 - 01:53 PM

I hope bondagekitty leave a statement in here.

At least he is a really cool bro, bro's

 

Fapping 88 times in a short time of 2 months is a daily workload not everybody can stand in here !


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Posted 11 December 2013 - 01:59 PM

I hope bondagekitty leave a statement in here.

At least he is a really cool bro, bro's

 

Fapping 88 times in a short time of 2 months is a daily workload not everybody can stand in here !

 

BondageKitty is a girl, lol.


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Posted 11 December 2013 - 02:10 PM

 

If you're beating off to a videogame you are a sad little boy indeed.

 

Why do you have a femal charakter then, bro ? Fits perfectly in this stereotype category 

Oh this should be entertaining.

 

Good sir, could you PLEASE enlighten us as to how having a female avatar (who doesn't get naked) in the game equates to masturbating to pixilated strippers?

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Posted 11 December 2013 - 02:12 PM

 

 

If you're beating off to a videogame you are a sad little boy indeed.

 

Why do you have a femal charakter then, bro ? Fits perfectly in this stereotype category 

Oh this should be entertaining.

 

Good sir, could you PLEASE enlighten us as to how having a female avatar (who doesn't get naked) in the game equates to masturbating to pixilated strippers?

 

 

The strippers in online don't get naked.

 

A lot (not all) of guys who play as females either wear scantily clad clothing or bikinis, I'd imagine to arouse some sort of stimulation.


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#51

Posted 11 December 2013 - 02:13 PM

BondageKitty is a girl, lol.

 

Her response will certainly be interesting :D


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Posted 11 December 2013 - 02:17 PM

 

 

 

If you're beating off to a videogame you are a sad little boy indeed.

 

Why do you have a femal charakter then, bro ? Fits perfectly in this stereotype category 

Oh this should be entertaining.

 

Good sir, could you PLEASE enlighten us as to how having a female avatar (who doesn't get naked) in the game equates to masturbating to pixilated strippers?

 

 

The strippers in online don't get naked.

 

A lot (not all) of guys who play as females either wear scantily clad clothing or bikinis, I'd imagine to arouse some sort of stimulation.

 

 

thanks sis


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Posted 11 December 2013 - 02:27 PM

 

 

 

If you're beating off to a videogame you are a sad little boy indeed.

 

Why do you have a femal charakter then, bro ? Fits perfectly in this stereotype category 

Oh this should be entertaining.

 

Good sir, could you PLEASE enlighten us as to how having a female avatar (who doesn't get naked) in the game equates to masturbating to pixilated strippers?

 

 

The strippers in online don't get naked.

 

A lot (not all) of guys who play as females either wear scantily clad clothing or bikinis, I'd imagine to arouse some sort of stimulation.

 

My female character wears clothes.

 

I also see a lot of dudes with male characters running around in their pants.


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Posted 11 December 2013 - 02:39 PM

I can't stop laughing at the fact this thread exists.

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Posted 11 December 2013 - 02:41 PM

I can't stop laughing at the fact this thread exists.

 

thanks for your input bro


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#56

Posted 11 December 2013 - 02:48 PM

My female character wears clothes.

 

I also see a lot of dudes with male characters running around in their pants.

 

I've seen some pretty skimpy gals out there, the image is tainted by some dark voiced, heavy breathing male though :p


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#57

Posted 11 December 2013 - 03:45 PM

:D I'm on the list. I'm guessing calling them home counts and paying for them to do the glitch for walking inside the dressing room counts because other then that, I only gone to the strip club to get the like bars.
Also, I'm Commander Kitty and this is my favorite strip club in the Citadel.
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Posted 11 December 2013 - 03:49 PM

:D I'm on the list. I'm guessing calling them home counts and paying for them to do the glitch for walking inside the dressing room counts because other then that, I only gone to the strip club to get the like bars.
Also, I'm Commander Kitty and this is my favorite strip club in the Citadel.

 

Right...


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#59

Posted 11 December 2013 - 03:50 PM

Is this really happening? :lol:

 

Nope, but I'm sure my guy character does while I'm not using him. Which I never do! O.O


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Posted 11 December 2013 - 03:52 PM

Your poll is broken.  If you pick no, you're forced to pick a name anyway.  I just went with Infernus because I was driving one recently in GTA 5.

 

I never really got private dances in GTA 5 except to get 100% completion and to get a platinum award in GTA Online.  Its really a pointless feature, but hey, the kids seem to enjoy it.





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