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#1

Posted 04 December 2013 - 02:33 PM

I've been playing GTAV:O enough now that despite how staggeringly gorgeous & amazing it is (something non-GTA gamers don't get), there's still enough to make me grind my teeth to nubs!

So, I thought I'd post a thread to vent, complain, and whine, but mostly to share funny stuff we can all relate to. 

* this isn't meant to trash R*, name names, or be an otherwise chemical nuisance. plz keep it in the spirit of the "it's funny cuz it's true." Cheers!


My biggest pet peeve, and I have a few, is the LS Police.

 

Yes, they're agressive. Fine. But I cringe when, for example, a tank is griefing the area and one of the fifteen cruisers crashes into me, minding my own, and suddenly, I become the entire focus of their attention, gaining two stars and fleeing for safety.

Or maybe it's the swarm of cops that comes out of nowhere for jacking a Futo? 

In GTA4 you got arrested for minor offenses. Now, it's life or death if you punch a smartmouth pedestrian!

Anyhow, have fun! cheers! ;)

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 02:38 PM

The damn mechanic.... the end.
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Posted 04 December 2013 - 02:42 PM

nice dunce hat op

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 02:43 PM

Mechanic is the anti-christ

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 02:44 PM

People who spawn kill and camp at LS customs.
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Posted 04 December 2013 - 02:47 PM

NPC drivers ... they all drive like C*NTS

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 02:47 PM

People who don't like/vote/ready up quickly. That is the single most irritating thing for me.

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 02:48 PM Edited by TiraTequila, 04 December 2013 - 02:48 PM.

Not being able to sprint while on phone.
Run from cops and call Lester? #nolol
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Posted 04 December 2013 - 02:49 PM

People who spawn kill and camp at LS customs.

There were two guys camped atop a large apartment building (helicopter'd up there) north of the central LSC, rendering the shop useless, even to speedier players. I did the only thing that made any logical sense. I stood in the open area, went into Passive, and used the Jerk gesture repeatedly, drawing their fire until someone with a buzzard knocked them out. Fun stuff!! ;)

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 02:49 PM

Mechanic is the anti-christ

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That doesn't look like my mechanic :O

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 02:49 PM

Yeah, basically the Police and that incompetent mechanic....

 

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Not entirely sure how this happened, I think I was basically a tad overzealous due to the shock of him actually doing his job successfully.

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 03:32 PM

The ability to stumble at any incline or the fact that any bump on a bike means you're basically f*cked and doomed to fall off it/split your nutsack and die.

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 03:37 PM

People who shoot at you for no reason while cruising around.

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 03:39 PM

LIES!

cops didn't arrest any1 online in gta 4


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Posted 04 December 2013 - 03:41 PM

Not being able to turn your phone off resulting in phone calls from Dom, Martin, Lester, Merryweather etc

 

f*ck OFF c*ntS!

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 03:42 PM

 

Mechanic is the anti-christ

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That doesn't look like my mechanic :O

 

Yes and no.

 

There are about two or three mechanic models that swap randomly whenever they deliver a vehicle.


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Posted 04 December 2013 - 03:44 PM

Multiple white dots blinking on the map, even though you've only highlighted one

 

Vehicles despawning as you're getting into them

 

Stupid mechanic

 

Uselessness of the airstrike

 

The fact that Lamar only has one mugger

 

JB700 is still unarmed

 

No 747s

 

Have to pay to use vehicles that you've already paid for (stunt plane in this particular case)

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 03:47 PM

My mechanic always looks the same and he doesn't look like that.

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 03:47 PM

Mechanics who drive off with your vehicle, cops hitting me and then wanting me dead, locking on to a pedestrian when you're trying to kill a player who is literally right in front of you, calling lester to get rid of cops and then immediately getting a wanted level for seemingly no reason afterwards, buying armor and then getting hit by a car on your bike and losing all of it immediately, people who hide in there apt forever after getting a bounty placed on their head.

 

I complain a lot but I still love this game.


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Posted 04 December 2013 - 03:47 PM Edited by SFBryan18, 04 December 2013 - 03:56 PM.

Auto aiming at the cops instead of a human player.
 
Getting one star on a motorcycle, fleeing to make it two stars, and then getting murdered by the cops who just slammed a car into a bike for a petty offense. The cops would never do that.
 
Not being able to buy food in the mission lobby.
 
Picking up weapons I don't want anymore.
 
Having to buy a 10k crew emblem every time I take my shirt off.
 
Not having speed dial.
 
Phone calls from NPC's.
 
Having to remove the body armor every time I buy it.
 
No longer driving out of Weazle Plaza garage, and instead just spawning on the street.
 
Wanting to host a game of golf, and having to exit some other lobby because there is no choice to be host.
 
Getting split from my crew after a mission.

In team deathmatch, having to chose between uneven teams or having my crew split up.

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 03:56 PM

Auto aiming at the cops instead of a human player.

 

 

 

But that can be easily solved by aiming yourself instead of using an Aim Boy mechanic.

 

 

For me..  I hate the fact that Co-op is mixed with LTS and Vehicle death matches.

 

Traffic in races.. Arrrh.  I don't mind a little traffic but sometimes this game goes spawn crazy.


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Posted 04 December 2013 - 03:57 PM

Auto aiming at the cops instead of a human player.

 
 
But that can be easily solved by aiming yourself instead of using an Aim Boy mechanic.
 
 
For me..  I hate the fact that Co-op is mixed with LTS and Vehicle death matches.
 
Traffic in races.. Arrrh.  I don't mind a little traffic but sometimes this game goes spawn crazy.

Smart ass, then I would have to play in smaller lobbies.
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Posted 04 December 2013 - 03:59 PM

 

 

Auto aiming at the cops instead of a human player.

 
 
But that can be easily solved by aiming yourself instead of using an Aim Boy mechanic.
 
 
For me..  I hate the fact that Co-op is mixed with LTS and Vehicle death matches.
 
Traffic in races.. Arrrh.  I don't mind a little traffic but sometimes this game goes spawn crazy.

Smart ass, then I would have to play in smaller lobbies.

 

^^^ this.


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Posted 04 December 2013 - 04:01 PM

SFBryan18, on 04 Dec 2013 - 4:57 PM, said:

 

Vooodu, on 04 Dec 2013 - 4:56 PM, said:

 

SFBryan18, on 04 Dec 2013 - 4:47 PM, said:

Auto aiming at the cops instead of a human player.

 
 
But that can be easily solved by aiming yourself instead of using an Aim Boy mechanic.
 
 
For me..  I hate the fact that Co-op is mixed with LTS and Vehicle death matches.
 
Traffic in races.. Arrrh.  I don't mind a little traffic but sometimes this game goes spawn crazy.

Smart ass, then I would have to play in smaller lobbies.

 

no you wouldn't

firstly I play free aim only and games are Always full

secondly you can free aim on auto aim servers as well, just use assisted aiming and move the thumbstick while aiming or only use the right trigger


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Posted 04 December 2013 - 04:01 PM

 

Auto aiming at the cops instead of a human player.

 

 

 

But that can be easily solved by aiming yourself instead of using an Aim Boy mechanic.

 

 

For me..  I hate the fact that Co-op is mixed with LTS and Vehicle death matches.

 

Traffic in races.. Arrrh.  I don't mind a little traffic but sometimes this game goes spawn crazy.

 

 

Also the traffic has the weight of an aircraft carrier. You hit them at full speed, they stay still then push you backwards. FFS!

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 04:07 PM

 
Getting one star on a motorcycle, fleeing to make it two stars, and then getting murdered by the cops who just slammed a car into a bike for a petty offense. The cops would never do that.


Clearly someone isn't racial minority from L.A
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Posted 04 December 2013 - 04:09 PM

 

 
Getting one star on a motorcycle, fleeing to make it two stars, and then getting murdered by the cops who just slammed a car into a bike for a petty offense. The cops would never do that.


Clearly someone isn't racial minority from L.A

 

Hahah. So true. Depends if you're carrying skittles too.

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 04:11 PM Edited by jdice1980, 04 December 2013 - 05:07 PM.

Mine:

 

1. People who say "could care less" but mean "couldn't care less"

2. Nail biting

3. People who can't put their phones down during social engagements

4.People who cook steaks anything past medium-rare.

5. Baby poop

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 04:13 PM

Mine:

 

People who constantly complain about complaining yet they still complain that someone is complaining.

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#30

Posted 04 December 2013 - 04:20 PM

 

 

Mechanic is the anti-christ

bC9ntKq.jpg

 

That doesn't look like my mechanic :O

 

Yes and no.

 

There are about two or three mechanic models that swap randomly whenever they deliver a vehicle.

 

 

Mine always looks the same and that's not him.

 

 

Mine:

 

1. People who say "could care less" but me "couldn't care less"

2. Nail biting

3. People who can't put their phones down during social engagments

4.People who cook steaks anything past medium-rare.

5. Baby poop

 

You forgot to mention the pacifically most annoying thing.





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