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gevans81
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#1

Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:01 PM Edited by gevans81, 27 November 2013 - 06:06 PM.

Need a helicopter delivered? Need picking up from awkward location?  I'm your man! Need a plane I'll be right there!  I'll even go to ammunation and collect ammo supplies if needed. I'll hunt down your enemies and collect bounties and give you the cash, no questions asked!

 

hrizgj.jpg

 

Well mannered 30 year old, looking for employment in the city of Los Santos and surrounding areas, I'll cook and clean your apartment while you are out 'having fun'. I'll even clean your toilet and go do the grocery shopping, I'll be there when you need a friend or when you need somebody to lash out on. 

 

If you like what you read, please get in touch (PS3 only), I have very little money and am looking for rewarding occupation.

 

Price list:

 

Full-on Man Slave - $1 million (I'm your personal bitch for life)

 

Cleaner/part time slave - $500,000 (Just cleaning, odd jobs)

 

Friend - $250,000  (Somebody to chat to, lash out at)

 

Please note that the Full-on Man Slave option will never expire. I will be ready to serve you at all times.

 

Get your very own man slave today! 

 

Please send private message if interested.

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:04 PM

So much potential for jokes here...

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:05 PM

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:05 PM

i can only pay you

$20

$50

or

$100

 

I can't describe what you will do, just bring clean shorts.

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:06 PM Edited by biggsull, 27 November 2013 - 06:07 PM.

Lol well done, not using the obvious route there suede.

 

 

 

 

So whats the going rate for human toilet services? All the competition are pretty steep.


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:07 PM

I like offering my services when I get in a buzzard. I call it chopper clean up services inc and what I do is take care of pesky choppers chasing you if you got a wanted level.

 

I charge a favor though, meaning you have to do me a favor when you escape and if you choose not to pay me back I will kill you.

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:08 PM

i can only pay you

$20

$50

or

$100

 

I can't describe what you will do, just bring clean shorts.

I wouldn't get out of bed for that paltry sum.


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:09 PM

50$ will get you a BJ.. from a man lol


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:10 PM

i clicked on this expecting something totally different.

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:10 PM

i clicked on this expecting something totally different.

me too


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:27 PM

Any takers?


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:29 PM

Need a helicopter delivered? Need picking up from awkward location?  I'm your man! Need a plane I'll be right there!  I'll even go to ammunation and collect ammo supplies if needed. I'll hunt down your enemies and collect bounties and give you the cash, no questions asked!

 

hrizgj.jpg

 

Well mannered 30 year old, looking for employment in the city of Los Santos and surrounding areas, I'll cook and clean your apartment while you are out 'having fun'. I'll even clean your toilet and go do the grocery shopping, I'll be there when you need a friend or when you need somebody to lash out on. 

 

If you like what you read, please get in touch (PS3 only), I have very little money and am looking for rewarding occupation.

 

Price list:

 

Full-on Man Slave - $1 million (I'm your personal bitch for life)

 

Cleaner/part time slave - $500,000 (Just cleaning, odd jobs)

 

Friend - $250,000  (Somebody to chat to, lash out at)

 

Please note that the Full-on Man Slave option will never expire. I will be ready to serve you at all times.

 

Get your very own man slave today! 

 

Please send private message if interested.

ile take the first option fr the million please


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:32 PM

I will be your personal secretary, preparing heists, chauffeuring you wherever you want to go in an armoured car, helicopter, plane, boat or limousine and will arrange for getaway vehicles for only 10 million GTA$.
I'll also make you eggs and waffles for breakfast and for an extra £300 I'll even throw in a sandwich!

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:35 PM

but do you put out? 


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:40 PM

You look a bit scruffy, mate. Put on a tux and maybe some gents here'll be interested.


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:40 PM

 

Need a helicopter delivered? Need picking up from awkward location?  I'm your man! Need a plane I'll be right there!  I'll even go to ammunation and collect ammo supplies if needed. I'll hunt down your enemies and collect bounties and give you the cash, no questions asked!

 

hrizgj.jpg

 

Well mannered 30 year old, looking for employment in the city of Los Santos and surrounding areas, I'll cook and clean your apartment while you are out 'having fun'. I'll even clean your toilet and go do the grocery shopping, I'll be there when you need a friend or when you need somebody to lash out on. 

 

If you like what you read, please get in touch (PS3 only), I have very little money and am looking for rewarding occupation.

 

Price list:

 

Full-on Man Slave - $1 million (I'm your personal bitch for life)

 

Cleaner/part time slave - $500,000 (Just cleaning, odd jobs)

 

Friend - $250,000  (Somebody to chat to, lash out at)

 

Please note that the Full-on Man Slave option will never expire. I will be ready to serve you at all times.

 

Get your very own man slave today! 

 

Please send private message if interested.

ile take the first option fr the million please

 

I have dm'd you. 


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:50 PM

or i'll spend 20 minutes glitching for the mil. whatever floats your oil rig.

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:56 PM

or i'll spend 20 minutes glitching for the mil. whatever floats your oil rig.

I'm easy and very clean.


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 07:03 PM

And thats the result of how boring  this game could possibly be...

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 07:05 PM Edited by gevans81, 27 November 2013 - 07:06 PM.

And thats the result of how boring  this game could possibly be...

There is nothing boring in wanting to please your owner.

 

Any further interest in my services, please feel free to add me on PSN.

 

the_daddy2009


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 07:26 PM

Any takers?

I'm only a giver, sorry.

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 08:19 PM

Your prices are just too damn high! Plus how do you honour your agreement? Trust? If its trust you're going on you won't find any in gta.

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#23

Posted 27 November 2013 - 08:21 PM

I'll buy the 1 mil package.

 

You better let me f*ck you in the ass.

 

No cum dodging.

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 08:26 PM

this whole thing went from legitmate to gay in one reply... whoa.
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Posted 27 November 2013 - 08:38 PM Edited by Car Collector, 27 November 2013 - 08:39 PM.

If I had a way to send you money.... I would just for this post.
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Posted 27 November 2013 - 09:04 PM

my favorite thread of the day.. 

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 09:10 PM

Your prices are just too damn high! Plus how do you honour your agreement? Trust? If its trust you're going on you won't find any in gta.

So, make me an offer. I'm open to offers. Just don't think you'll be getting the platinum service that the $1 million package brings.


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 09:14 PM

1 mill package right here
Ur gonna be my 24/7 tank escort
Anyone comes within 5000 miles of me in LS u blast em.
Which means u blast errbody

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 09:16 PM

1 mill package right here
Ur gonna be my 24/7 tank escort
Anyone comes within 5000 miles of me in LS u blast em.
Which means u blast errbody

I can do that, once the money is in my account, I'm all yours to do with as you wish.

 

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#30

Posted 27 November 2013 - 11:12 PM

Any takers?

 

If I'm paying you'll be the one taking it my friend

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