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#1

Posted 27 November 2013 - 12:36 AM

Information so far:

* If you look at a female player for more than 3 seconds you will be labeled a bad sport and instead of a dunce cap, you will get a "perv cap"

* If you bump or crash your car into a female you will get an instant 5 stars for stalking.

* Giving money to a female player will get you a 9,000 dollar bounty. This is because the poor girl may think you are trying to abduct her. 

 

 

By taking part in any of these actions frequently, punishments include:

*Suspension

* Cheater Pool

* In extreme cases, you could get banned.


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 12:37 AM

Should put "Girl Related Changes in 1.07 patch" as the title.

 

Would've gotten 5-10x as many replies.


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 12:37 AM

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 12:37 AM

Didn't your mum love you enough?


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 12:38 AM

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 12:38 AM

Just so you know... none of that was even remotely funny.

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 12:39 AM

you are lame. you suck. Where have all the good trolls gone???


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 12:42 AM

you are lame. you suck. Where have all the good trolls gone???

 

The old ones sold out too.

 

I BELIEVED IN YOU CHROME ADDER! And then for your triumphant return you just posted the same topic 8 times in a row. You are not the troll GTA Forums deserves!


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 12:45 AM

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 12:51 AM

The official name of the game changes to "Grand Theft Auto: Why Cant We Be Friends?"


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 12:56 AM

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 01:15 AM

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 01:15 AM

Honestly, GTA was a disappointment from the feminist perspective.  There are no strong women like Catalina from San Andreas.  I would have loved to see someone like her in the game.  There aren't even women cops or soldiers.  


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 01:17 AM

Honestly, GTA was a disappointment from the feminist perspective.  There are no strong women like Catalina from San Andreas.  I would have loved to see someone like her in the game.  There aren't even women cops or soldiers.  

Now this is the kind of troll we need around here. 

 

 

 

Keep up the good work. 

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 01:19 AM

da fuq?


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 01:19 AM

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 01:20 AM

Feminazi Bum Pack.


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 01:21 AM

 

Honestly, GTA was a disappointment from the feminist perspective.  There are no strong women like Catalina from San Andreas.  I would have loved to see someone like her in the game.  There aren't even women cops or soldiers.  

Now this is the kind of troll we need around here. 

 

 

 

Keep up the good work. 

 

 

He almost got me, Ill admit.

 

8/10


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 01:22 AM

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 01:23 AM

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 01:25 AM

Girls can play video games too.  Catelina was awesome.  What's wrong with making a game appealing to both genders?


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#22

Posted 27 November 2013 - 01:27 AM

There aren't even women cops.  

 

Well there's one...


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 01:28 AM

 

 

da fuq?

da fuq you mean da fuq?

 

 

Feminazi Bum Pack.

 

 

 

 

 

You just started World War III. In a thread where we were talking about the decline in quality trolling. Where not a single thing anybody said in the entire thread ever had anything even remotely to do with what you are talking about. 

 

 

WW3 is most likely set to begin any moment now. 

 

 

*popcorn gif*


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 01:38 AM

Proof I am a female gamer:

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 01:49 AM

I think theres a few female gamers still left on the front end of my buggy ;) thats okay though i dropped some ammo after i saw them

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 01:55 AM

I'm having the strange idea that the op is a reptile who hates mammals

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 02:14 AM

Proof I am a female gamer:
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Proof that I am not a female gamer:
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Posted 27 November 2013 - 02:16 AM

 

Proof I am a female gamer:

Proof that I am not a female gamer:
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Good God what the f*ck.

What's wrong with it's face


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#29

Posted 27 November 2013 - 02:20 AM

He forgot to add

Creating threads with false information could lead to legal action on top of console ban.

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#30

Posted 27 November 2013 - 02:24 AM

Just so you know... none of that was even remotely funny.

This. It had potential but you failed.




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